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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So, FRIDAY, yeah?
It's hot and sunny, my boss is in France and I'm really looking forward to this weekend. I've also been texted a remarkable bit of worried backpedalling by the mother of my kid who now wants to be 'friends' and avoid court. All jolly good.

What about you, you bent wanker? Plans?

I'm hoping to see that Scotch Disney film on Sunday to teach my kid about her Jockanese heritage. I'm also hoping to smash your mum's back doors in.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:04, 257 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Tell her to fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:08, Reply)
While I'm smashing her back doors in or afterwards?
I have to say I'd no idea you were so anti your own mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:10, Reply)
I think I should point out that I am now here, posting in this thread

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Good good
Going to go through with it anyway?

I'm off to Leeds for the weekend, should be good.

Brave isn't bad, but nothing special.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:09, Reply)
If we can get something agreed out of court I will then file the amendments with the court so it's binding.
When I say 'binding' I mean 'completely unenforcable and pretty much entirely pointless'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:12, Reply)
If it's binding in court documents
wouldn't her failure to keep to it be a breach of a court order and thus a criminal offence?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:19, Reply)
In reality, if she breached it all I could do would be to take her back to court again.
She would be told off, promise not to do it again and behave for a few months and would then be free to start dicking me around again.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:21, Reply)
The system is bent
but I thought there was a point whereby it would get worse for her than that?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:22, Reply)
I would imagine after she'd pulled that a few times she might get a fine or something.
Payable at 50p a week out of her dole for the next 2000 years...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:25, Reply)
It's the point where Monty loses it and kills her with a hammer
and at that point all her neighbours tell the Daily Mail that she was "Always a lovely lady, always had the time of day for you" and that Monty was "A quite sort of chap, always kept himself to himself, never expect that of him"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:26, Reply)
There was a bloke on the radio news this morning
neighbour of the people in that French shooting, came out with the epic "no, they were catergorically not under surveillance from the police or anyone else, as an ex-journalist I would have known had their been spooks on their tail"

Oh really?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:29, Reply)
Yeah I heard that
sounds just like a journalist i.e. a self important cunt with no actual knowledge of anything.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:48, Reply)

a journalist you
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:50, Reply)


(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:55, Reply)
'confused loner'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:29, Reply)
It's Hats Jr's birthday on Sunday, so it's all hands to the pumps
Tonight I plan on making up for the driking time I will lose because of entertaining children all fucking weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)
Ooh, the bit about your ex has just sunk in
That's good news.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:12, Reply)
It's not as good as it sounds, I suspect, but thanks a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:16, Reply)
Well it's a start
fingers crossed and all that
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:22, Reply)
I'm going to watch a bunch of flids and retards do sport.
And then when I get back from the football I'm going to watch some Paralympics.

I'm also, pathetically, going to go and meet 'super' Roy McDonough.


And Sunday I think I'm going to go an watch the wheelchair marathon.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:13, Reply)
Ahh, Roy.
One of Lenny Henry's least remembered characters.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:22, Reply)
I thought he was OOOOoooooooOOOOKAAAAAAYYYY myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:25, Reply)
Good morning hippy. You might get a shag out of her Monty, you lucky scamp you.
No idea as yet, might have an Autumn clean, basically blitz the place, and sling loads of shit.
I'm sure that a Scots-notice the spelling-movie made by Disney will be impeccable in its depiction of Jockanese heritage and history. It has Kelly MacDonald and Billy Connolly in, so is bound to be.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)
I'm expecting documentary levels of accuracy and will torch the cinema if there are any errors.
PS I only say 'Scotch' to annoy any Scotch people reading, I'm not retarded, thanks. x
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Went to see Brave last week, it's pretty good.
the Scottish landscape in it is spectacular, and the film itself is pretty funny.
Would still do the court thing as likely if you don't things will go back as before, unfortunately have seen this happen, friends when it suits and enemies when it doesn't, etc, sadly.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:15, Reply)
See above - I trust that woman about as far as I could throw Bobby and Bartleby.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Hahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:29, Reply)
x x x x

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:31, Reply)
I'm 5X
and I have an eating disorder.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:33, Reply)
How's the 'betes?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:34, Reply)
Not too bad actually, I can control without any drugs.
So far.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:42, Reply)
More than I can do, mate. Good to hear.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:49, Reply)
I sort of realised that,
but thought I'd have a poke at your general knowledge. Brave's not that bad a film, the effects as always are excellent, although my favourite Pixar movie was "It's a Bug's Life".
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:30, Reply)
Second game for my new club on Saturday.
Playing out of position, but, meh, least they are picking me.

Spot of golf on sunday I suspect. Otherwise, food and booze and rock and roll.

I'm more or less ambivalent about the state of my mother's back doors, though.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:21, Reply)
What position do you play?
Also golf? I thought better of you badger I really did
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:23, Reply)
I'm a forward
My new club have a weird but effective formation essentially based on a hybrid of the Dutch and Aussie formations and I have to play as high midfielder.

And, sorry, but golf is compulsory in scotchland. Even the neds are good at it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:26, Reply)
I didn't.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:27, Reply)
If anything, I thought slightly worse of him.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:28, Reply)
I'm not sure it's possilbe to think worse of him than me.
But you're welcome to try.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:29, Reply)
now, now,
let's not turn this undisguised hatred into a competition.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:29, Reply)
I say we should.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:30, Reply)
You could make a poll or sutin.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:31, Reply)
That would only add to your delusional self-importance.
I don't want to fan those particular flames.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:35, Reply)
they went out years ago.
pissed on by society.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:44, Reply)


(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:44, Reply)
textbook.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Hahahahahaah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:49, Reply)
You love your mums stinky arse just uuurrrggghhh

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:31, Reply)
that's a stretch from "ambivalent"
old boy.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:32, Reply)
no it ent, MR PROFESSOR the word means a set of (strong) conflicting emotions YOU THEREFORE LOVE YOUR OLD DEARS STINK HOLE
u bin brained by hockey sticks or summit boy
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:35, Reply)
God I hate him.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:40, Reply)
at least you aren't ambivalent about me.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:42, Reply)
If you don't shut up
you'll be going home in a fuckin' ambivalence.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:45, Reply)
It's like Wilfs passed the proverbial balloon to him
HE DISGUSTS ME
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:43, Reply)
right, now what's a "wilf" ?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:45, Reply)
aka Foggsy aka Mr Positive aka some other names

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:47, Reply)
ONE OF lONDON tOWNS BIGGEST COCKS EVER
USUALLY SEEN ON THE ROAD HAVING FALLEN OFF HIS BIKE
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:48, Reply)
Ah, right so.


ps you left your caps lock on from below.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:50, Reply)
IM FILLING IN SPREADSHEETS IN CAPS ITS TOO MUCH TROUBLE TO TAKE THEM OFF

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:54, Reply)
YOUR PAPERCLIP INVENTORY IS GOING TO SOUND VERY ANGRY

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Hopefully he'll fuck off round the world for 80 days as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:45, Reply)
I'm starting to sense some hostility, here, Boyce.
that makes me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:47, Reply)
Wuv woo weally x x x x x

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:48, Reply)
It doesn't specifically mention hockey, but I'm sure there is a similar level of risk
www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9523174/Rugby-concussion-dementia-risk.html
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:40, Reply)
there's also
www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/45666752/Hockey-injury-linked-to-incontinence.html
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)
The bit in brackets is the bit that you inserted which isn't actually in any way part of the definition
which kind of scuppers your argument, Rory old chap.

But, yeah, I have been brained with a hockey stick, since you ask.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:41, Reply)
FUCK YOU MR BRAINED PROFESSOR
IF LOVE AND HATE AINT (STRONG) EMOTIONS WHAT THE FUCK ARE !!???? ITS CLEAR FOR THE CLASS YOU LOVE YOUR OLD MAS STICK HOLE U MENTALIST
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:46, Reply)
This is bullying of my feelings for my mother's dirtpipe.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:49, Reply)
+ (strong)

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:52, Reply)
haha.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:53, Reply)
You fucking twat, I did a funny in that last thread and you'd moved everyone here you cunt
I'll mainly be puking into your mothers gaping anus all weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:22, Reply)
No you didn't.
Come off it Nakers, we've been friends for years - I KNOW you're not funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:27, Reply)
My mum says I'm funny

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:34, Reply)
Funny - peculiar.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)
Yeah, FUNNY LOOKING!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Your mum is badly mistaken

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:41, Reply)
Sounds like a start, but i can't imagine she'll be nice for long.
Working all weekend Monty, got a wedding tomorrow that's booked the entire pub, should be a laugh.

My mothers back doors are sacred.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:27, Reply)
she'll just get her girlfriend to hold her like monty was never able to.
sure that'll cheer her up.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:28, Reply)
I read that as "scared".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:28, Reply)
I read that as "scarred"

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:30, Reply)
I read that as "scattered"

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:34, Reply)
I read that as "battered"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)
hahaha!
*click*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:35, Reply)
hang on, smelly tramp, massive drugs, miserable shit.
I've missed it all this time, you really are a scotch!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:27, Reply)
Go back two generations I am 100% Krankie.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:29, Reply)
That explains why you drink scotch at 8am on the weekends.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:31, Reply)
GET IT RIGHT, IT'S CALLED 'SCOTS'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)
Your ancestors are transvestites and pederasts?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:33, Reply)
WE ARE NOW BEST FRIENDS!!!!!
you fucking shitpile wankfuck!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:34, Reply)
The Dutch girl in the 100 metres final was really very pretty, and she'd not waste too much money on waxing
Could you date a bird with no legs below the knee?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:33, Reply)
No. She'd be a dirty cunt.
Hahahahahahahaha.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:34, Reply)
Tee hee

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)
Have you seen the trail a slug leaves?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)
I think I'll go and see The Sweeney this weekend.
Ruin another memory from childhood.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:33, Reply)
That looks fucking shit
Any film that has the stars on its poster from Zoo, Nuts, the Mirror and other such low rent publications is going to be shit, fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)
You're a shit fact.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Your a fat shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:38, Reply)
I AM THE LAW!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)
God I love Judas Priest.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Judas being a
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)
+ bummed by

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:38, Reply)

W V

*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)
*flushes*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)
aww bless you TH.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)
AT LEAST I'M TRYING
*runs away sobbing*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:38, Reply)
They could only improve on the last Dredd film.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:40, Reply)
That was fucking dire.
Just like the comic.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:41, Reply)
waoh! hang on there, you're on shakey ground here.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:42, Reply)
*something about a Green Door*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:42, Reply)
0o0o0h, is that out? I wanna see that, I love Ray Winstone and Plan B.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Hot & sunny all weekend according to the forecasts!
Tomorrow I will be looking after my G/F's Jack Russell (not a euphemism) while imbibing an assortment of beers. I fully expect to be quite squiffy by the evening when I will be dining hugely on barbecued meats.
Sunday will be anothet BBQ at a friend's house where there will be excessive drinking, enormous steaks and some live music.
I do not expect there to be any back door action with my mum.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:41, Reply)
You're looking after George Formby's Jack Russell?
What an honour!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:42, Reply)
It is a surprisingly large dog.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Fuck you beardy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:44, Reply)
oh, well played.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:44, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Yours was good too.
tangles was just first. I love you both, don't worry.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:46, Reply)
No one remembers the silver medallists*

*Come to think of it, I don't know any gold medallists. Daley Thompson? Whatever, you know what I mean...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:51, Reply)
Brian Jacks.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:53, Reply)
Me too.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:55, Reply)
I'd rather Jacks, than Fleetwood Mac, personally.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:10, Reply)
I heard it's the size of a small horse

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:43, Reply)
*pukes in a uke*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:43, Reply)
2 days of BBQ, Capt?
You might want to spend Friday tonight reinforcing your lavatory.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Nah mon, it used to slurry by the bucket load

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:50, Reply)
He should reinforce it by raping it and then laughing as it commits suicide

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:53, Reply)
Nah' man, the jack russel's body would simply shut down and lock it all out, if it was ledgitimate anyway.
You know what, thinking about it, let's say it's true, that a women's body simply "shuts down" and "Locks it out", HOW THE HELL IS THAT BETTER? You're forcing someone to, in your own words, by very definition, go into a state that is akin to death.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:57, Reply)
He's basically saying that the body carries out it's own abortion. Which he is against.
so actually a women who gets raped is forever damned as a murderer for not getting pregnant.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:03, Reply)
If we're really lucky
someone will explain it like that to him, and the internal right wing pseudomoralistic turmoil will cause him to explode.

but we won't be lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Yeah, 'cause if they do get knocked up then they are a single mother who's a drain on the state
and shouldn't have been such a filthy slut.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:10, Reply)
Ducks rape each other all the time and they seem happy enough

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:15, Reply)
A lot of ducks commit suicide.
True fact. And one that puts a bi old grin on Captain Placid's face.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)
Poor old mrs puddleduck :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)
Slurry.
The best of all the BBQ sauces. It's the unctuous stickiness that I love.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:54, Reply)
BBQ meats will be interspersed with (some) vegetable input
I'm sure I will be advised* about my BBQ intake by my girlfriend. The vegetable intake may be forced on me but she only has my best interests at heart.
Killjoy.

*Nagged shitless
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:58, Reply)
you're saying your girlfriend forces vegetables into you?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:03, Reply)
It's consensual
Mostly
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:06, Reply)
the Assange defence.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:08, Reply)
I'm going to fiddle myself silly until I can play some scales. I can already play 3 out of 4 strings open on their own. That other one seems to be a bit harder.
I can go MMMMM MMMM' M' M' MMMMM' and MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM on it. It's a lot easier than I thought, most people take a few days to make sounds out of it, let alone able to set it up and stuff. I'm more or less Shurlock Holmes, with my love of opiats and violin.

My insides have been really playing up over the last few days, I forgot but I always get worst around this time of the year, crohns seriously seriously sucks the big kahuna.

I'm going work my cute little tuchkas off to meet a deadline for monday. I've got about 100 pages to reformat and copy'n'paste that I can't quite completly automate. I've learnt two new languages and an entire framework in the last month. I'm dead clever. I hadn't even heard of these languages before I started.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:53, Reply)
Only English left to learn.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:57, Reply)
I don't need to 'learn' english, I 'redefine' english !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:58, Reply)
do fiddler on the roof!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:58, Reply)
I wanna do this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=no_96UDIYRo
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:59, Reply)
There are two chaps in that clip - which one is it you want to 'do'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:09, Reply)
He wants the sideburns and the hat.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:10, Reply)
Just to be a bit different.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:15, Reply)
And all the hot naked gash that player must get.
He's not just a hero under the sheets, but between them too.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:21, Reply)
This is a joke about how hassidics have sex on their wedding night between sheets and present it to the rabbi to prove that she was a virgin.
Which I'm not entirely sure is true or not.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Is this the hole in the sheet thing?
Pretty sure that's a myth
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:24, Reply)
Yeah', that's the one.
It wouldn't supprise me if they did it back in the day, pretty much every race/creed/religion/whatever thats over 250 years old (and jews date back to a lot longer than that) did some crazy at some point.

And I'm the first to admit those Hassidics are crazy, most jews look on them like christians look on the Westboro Baptist Church and [those christians in the states who shun technology whos name I've forgotten].

The big joke in Israel as they bulldoze down another palistian's house or send in helecopter gunships against stone-throwers is to shrug and say "What can we do? Desipte all this, they're still jews".
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:29, Reply)
Gotta love that jewish solidarity.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:32, Reply)
I blame the egyptions back in their hayday, you know, with the pharios and all that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:33, Reply)
It's made up.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:30, Reply)
Doesn't mean to say you _can't_ do it though, right? I mean, if you wanted too.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:34, Reply)
Would help if you were shagging a munter
You could have a couple of porn mags open while you ineffectually flopped about on top of her/it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Much better to simply remove the inner labia with a knife, you won't need an anisthetic
Then sew up the labia majora leaving a small hole to piss through. That way you'll know they're a virgin when you cut them open on your wedding night. Everyone's a winner...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:32, Reply)
I'm amazed nobody has thought to doing this before.
It seems to be a win win situation with no downsides. You could also chop of a bit of a guys cock too, just to make it seem fair.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:36, Reply)
We should go into business together
Slice and splice, the genital mutilation specialists
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:40, Reply)
This has sent me on a tour of Klezmer music on youtube.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:59, Reply)
tl;dr

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:04, Reply)
alright?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:06, Reply)
alright?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:09, Reply)
Everything's gonna be alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:10, Reply)
Everything's alright
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1cIx6MeiDY
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:14, Reply)
I am seeing someone tonight
Seeing friends on Saturday and maybe seeing someone on Sunday, depending.

This seems like an appropriate time to shout USERS ARE SPASTICS at the top of my voice. This statement will come as a surprise to nobody.

Take your ex to fucking court anyway, the vicious, small minded little bitch. It's no more than she deserves. Tell her to fuck being friends. You'll be friends when she does. I am in a foul fucking temper thanks to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)
Do you need a hug?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:26, Reply)
I've only been back two days

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:39, Reply)
Friday is always like that
it's "stuff that someone wants doing by Monday but has only now decided to tell the people involved despite knowing about it for over a week, and will have a hissy fit when told it can't be done due to other commitments" day.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:37, Reply)
It's been like this for two months

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:44, Reply)
are you being a dirty manwhore AGAIN?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:44, Reply)
No more than usual.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:45, Reply)
ah
so wanking alone into a crusty sock then
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:47, Reply)
You can't go from calling me a whore
to calling me a lonely virgin with barely a pause. It doesn't make any sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:48, Reply)
since when do girls have to make sense?
stop judging me by your IT sock wanking standards
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:50, Reply)
If I were doing that
you'd be a manga cartoon in a sailor outfit. IT standards are fucked up.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:51, Reply)
Needs MOAR fur

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:51, Reply)
yiff! yiff! yiff!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:53, Reply)
i'm smug about how many pounds have dropped off me in the starvation process
so no sailor outfit today, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:53, Reply)
I was pretty sceptical about that as you know
but it does seem to work, so fair play.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)
it works if you do it in short bursts but focus in the long-term on eating well and hammering the gym
it doesn't work if you are a twat that thinks it's a magic fix and afterwards you can go back to troughing 10,000 calories a day, and never gain another ounce. because if you do, right, if you do, it's NOT YOUR FAULT. IT'S THE DIET'S FAULT.

people are idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Don't lose an ounce!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)
^smooth^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:57, Reply)
he's lovely, isn't he

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:59, Reply)
How come he gets "lovely"
and I get "filthy manwhore"?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:00, Reply)
because he is lovely to me
and you are a filthy manwhore.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:01, Reply)
I am lovely and I am NOT a filthy manwhore.
Just ask Al! He says I can't get girls for love nor money, therefore I can't *possibly* be a manwhore filthy or otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Stop whingeing like a manwhore.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Whatever stunned.
Stop being so fucking LOVELY, you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:21, Reply)
some people on here get them for money

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:19, Reply)
this statement confuses me.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:57, Reply)
sailor outfit would be all big and flappy on me, like a sail

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:00, Reply)
It will work in the short term, but you are training your body to not expect much nutrition, so it panics and tries to hold as much in reserve as possible
It still feels like this when you eat normally again and holds onto energy as fat as it believes it will get starved again, this is why people yoyo in weight
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:00, Reply)
yes, it has to be used wisely and with caution.
lucky i am a very wise and cautious person, and in no way prone to irrationality and impulsive behaviour, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:01, Reply)
No, you've totally misunderstood what he just said simply because you're desperate to believe that the stupid thing you are doing isn't stupid.
By forcing your body into a starvation state your body reacts by hoarding energy in the future, so you go back to eating a sensible amount, but you'll put on more weight than you would if you had not done the starvation bit and just had the normal diet.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:05, Reply)
Exactly this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:09, Reply)
I also looked into this Ketosis thing she was talking about
it's the state the inuits are in a lot of the time, but that's because they can't eat a balanced diet as they rely on whale fat. This means they are rubbish sprinters, though your body can adapt to provide long term energy this way, but it's less efficient and not suited to the sort of exercise swipe wants to do.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:12, Reply)
i thought this the first time round - i was cynical that it would come back on twice as fast
but not at all. i put back no more than the usual pound up, pound down fluctuation that everyone has, and i was eating pretty much what i wanted.

i think you have to find what works for you. eg some people who do this kind of diet have 10 stone to lose - are they really going to stick at 1-2lbs a week for 2 years? of course not, they'll get disillusioned and give up.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)
If you didn't put weight back on, then why are you on the diet again?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:21, Reply)
because i wanted to lose about another stone
unfortunately the skinny bits are getting skinnier and the bits i hate aren't shrinking. next stop harley street.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:28, Reply)
This post sums it up perfectly.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)
Oh I do hope you're kidding

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:31, Reply)
She's not really kidding

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:32, Reply)
FFS

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:38, Reply)
no
i hate my hooter and my hooters. but there isn't a diet on the planet that will shrink the former, and the latter are proving stubborn. i'm just seriously squeamish, so doubt i'd ever have the guts to go through with it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:33, Reply)
Life is far too short to get obsessed with that shit
Decent eating and exercise habits is all that's needed. Stop worrying about stuff that no one else even notices.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)
Seriously, I've been doing this for about 3 years adn now I can't help myself
but you might as well not waste your time telling her this.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)
You're not wrong

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:43, Reply)
but other people
shallower people DO notice and they make you feel bad about yourself. even when you know that logically they are the cunts with the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:47, Reply)
When people are that overweight they lose weight more quickly at first
but with a generally healthy person, if you're losing more than a kilo or so a week, it's not good and is probably mostly water.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)
it's about 3lbs a week on average

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)
I joined the gym today.
Hopefully this will prevent me from becoming a lolfatty and enable me to kick a rapist in the nuts. First PT session is tomorrow at 9am. To say I'm scared is an understatement.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:53, Reply)
I heard someone went to the gym right, and they done the gym so hard their arms fell off

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)
I don't think I'm going to do the gym *quite* that hard.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:56, Reply)
Morning Poppet

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:57, Reply)
Morning.
all good?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:57, Reply)
You'll go for a few weeks
then stop, and it's a huge waste of money. I'm so angry with my self for getting hoodwinked again.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:06, Reply)
i'm the other way around
i go precisely because it is costing me a lot of money and i don't want to waste it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)
You go because you have chronic self esteem issues
which is the same reason that you are desperate to believe that your lemon juice up the bum diet is actually good for you, despite all the evidence to the contrary.

Tell me, do you think that those rabid republicans saying that rape can't cause pregnancy are wrong? Do you think they should look at the evidence and re-evaluate their positions rather than sticking with blind dogma?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)
i'm not actually allowed lemon juice on this diet, not even a slice to liven up my 4 litres of daily evian
they should put the republicans on this diet for 6 months, that would teach them
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:35, Reply)
I'm the same with gyms, I'd force myself to go even when I didn't feel like it because I was paying for it
Almost always I'd get started and feel much better about it.

I need to join a gym again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This weekend I will be not working at all
after this horrendously busy week

Beer and wine will be drunk and hopefully meat BBQed

The builder have offered a laughably low fee for our house and been told royally to fuck off. We are now selling the house instead
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:56, Reply)
I WARNED YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:03, Reply)
Just wanted to know what they were offering

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:25, Reply)
Can you sense my shock from here?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:03, Reply)
Headline news right here.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:07, Reply)
Friends of mine did a part exchange when they moved
and ended up getting about 20% less than they could have got on the open market. Crazy shit.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)
If they live near'Cow
that would have knocked £4.80 off the value of the house.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)
A 90% drop? Fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:36, Reply)
Expenses are sooooo boring, why can't I just request the £300 they owe me and be done with it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Stop filing your expenses claim and start a new thread.
I've grown weary of this one.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:13, Reply)
Innit

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:35, Reply)
Oh damn I missed Monty's lovely thread.
Going out clubbing for a friend's 30th birthday.

Not sure I'm really looking forward to it.

There will be lesbians. Fake, munted ones, not proper ones like in the documentaries.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:06, Reply)
You're clubbing lesbians?
That's fucking out of order.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:06, Reply)
You say that like it's wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:11, Reply)
You have to keep the numbers down
otherwise they're bad for the environment.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:13, Reply)
The pills are shit these days, best take 15 to 20 yeah ? cool

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:09, Reply)
oh man i totes took like a hundred and dint feel a thing man ive done it all like hash weed smoke dope all of it man i just dont give a fuck
some say there bodies a temple mines an amusement park!!!!! LOL!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:12, Reply)
I actually found this post funny.
I hate myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)
Don't worry
I hate you too.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:29, Reply)
Oh thanks a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:32, Reply)
All the cool kids mix their drugs these days

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:13, Reply)
I go to france and have all my drugs shot into me with an automatic pistol

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:25, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:29, Reply)
yeah man... I am on tixylix and haribo
Off my trotters
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:31, Reply)
HAY YOO GUISE!!!
Did you know that apeloverage has written a BOOK?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:26, Reply)
No, I must have missed that

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:31, Reply)
i did a new thread

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:48, Reply)
I'm going to watch US playing football for England and WE will win and I will score a goal.
Then I'm going to a mates 25th bithday, then I'm going to try and not get too drunk before travelling to Manc tomorrow for lots of food.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:31, Reply)
I'm going to Liverpool tomorrow for a wedding.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:33, Reply)
Take a shank.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:34, Reply)
I'm taking the wife
Oh, you said shank.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:38, Reply)
Tee hee

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)
If they put one of yours in the hospital, you put one of theirs in the morgue.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)
I put one of theirs on a trip to Bournmouth.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)
So not content with POISONING OUR KIDS' MINDS with their 'movies' and poor diction
now the United States are playing football for England? Is there nothing sacred any more?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:34, Reply)
That's how I read it too.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:38, Reply)
I am planning on doing v little this weekend
Some housework is needed, going to buy a new pair of trainers, thinking I might drink some wine. Might peruse the internet for something to do in London on Sunday, I suspect there may be some events going on.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:00, Reply)

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