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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So, was Carol Smileys name REALLY Carol Smiley
Seems a bit of a stupid name to me.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:38, 86 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Seems a bit of a stupid name to me.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:38, 86 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
back in the 90s I properly would have
That posh Scots accent is really cute.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)
That posh Scots accent is really cute.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)
SCOTCH pal of mine
works in the car industry, claims to have seen her at the start of her 'career' covered in oil, in a bikini, posing on the bonnet of a car at a SCOTCH motor show.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:41, Reply)
works in the car industry, claims to have seen her at the start of her 'career' covered in oil, in a bikini, posing on the bonnet of a car at a SCOTCH motor show.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:41, Reply)
No, it was 'Carol Smillie'.
I don't rate her much. Not one of Smillie's people, myself.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)
I don't rate her much. Not one of Smillie's people, myself.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)
Oh man, I see what you did there, you took the name of a popular spy novel by John Le Carre and changed the spelling so that it was the same as that wide mouthed buckfast guzzler.
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How could you hurt fuck her with your tiny penis?
Unless you stuck it in her ear.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)
Unless you stuck it in her ear.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)
Even then it wouldn't hurt
it would be like when a mosquito lands on you ear lobe.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:46, Reply)
it would be like when a mosquito lands on you ear lobe.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:46, Reply)
It'd be like a wardrobe falling on you with the key still in the door.
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Wasn't that expression used when the news broke that Nicholas Soames MP was rodgering his PA?
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better than that, it was how his PA described it.
I think.
Although that rather does beg the question why she fucked the fat fuck in the first place.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)
I think.
Although that rather does beg the question why she fucked the fat fuck in the first place.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)
I suspect that the prospect of a large cheque from a major tabloid may have been factored into her decision
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surely not.
I absolutely refuse to believe there is anything other than honesty and integrity in the world, RF.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:05, Reply)
I absolutely refuse to believe there is anything other than honesty and integrity in the world, RF.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:05, Reply)
I find it hard to believe it myself Badge
But I am led to believe that such people do exist.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)
But I am led to believe that such people do exist.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)
Didn't she audition for page 3 or something?
Either way, I'm pretty sure there are some pictures out there of her with her tits out. Just sayin'
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:47, Reply)
Either way, I'm pretty sure there are some pictures out there of her with her tits out. Just sayin'
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:47, Reply)
Mad Sex Tube had a link, but it seemed to be pictures of other people.
NSFW. The pictures are probably like the mythical ones of Debbie McGee and the alsatian.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:54, Reply)
NSFW. The pictures are probably like the mythical ones of Debbie McGee and the alsatian.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Hmm...maybe I'm wrong
Wow...this has literally NEVER happened before.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)
Wow...this has literally NEVER happened before.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)
Dani Behr was hot.
And a bit posh. Both of these things combined made her dirty. In my wank bank.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:54, Reply)
And a bit posh. Both of these things combined made her dirty. In my wank bank.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:54, Reply)
mentally, though, you'd still be stirring Ryan Giggs' filthy porridge.
dangerwank material, right there.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:00, Reply)
dangerwank material, right there.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:00, Reply)
Katie Puckrick had a weird name
And I had a mad crush on her when I was a teenager
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)
And I had a mad crush on her when I was a teenager
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Do you think that Julie Peasgood really likes peas?
I mean, she did advertise them for a while.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:50, Reply)
I mean, she did advertise them for a while.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:50, Reply)
I used to like watching changing rooms
but between her, Anna Ryder Richardson, and that blonde tart that advertised sofas, the thing was filled with annoying women.
Handy Andy was the best one on there. And HE had a silly name.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:59, Reply)
but between her, Anna Ryder Richardson, and that blonde tart that advertised sofas, the thing was filled with annoying women.
Handy Andy was the best one on there. And HE had a silly name.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:59, Reply)
No, I'm fairly certain he doesn't
I imagine he's a pretty busy man, what with being shadow chancellor and all that. He wouldn't have the time to engage in the sophisticated thrust and parry of intellectual discourse that occurrs regularly on /talk.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)
I imagine he's a pretty busy man, what with being shadow chancellor and all that. He wouldn't have the time to engage in the sophisticated thrust and parry of intellectual discourse that occurrs regularly on /talk.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)
I imagine he has enough to contend with calling George Osborne a prick.
Wanker.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:09, Reply)
Wanker.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:09, Reply)
"I put it to my right honorable colleague that while I agree with the basic principles of his fiscal policy
I have had his Mum and she was SHIT!"
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:14, Reply)
I have had his Mum and she was SHIT!"
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:14, Reply)
"What the Prime Minister miserably FAILS to recognise
is that I saw his Dad noshing off a queer behind the toilets in Hampstead Heath"
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:19, Reply)
is that I saw his Dad noshing off a queer behind the toilets in Hampstead Heath"
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:19, Reply)
"Will the house join me in asking the Prime Minister
if he is a Benny tied to a tree?"
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:26, Reply)
if he is a Benny tied to a tree?"
( , Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:26, Reply)
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