Hiya gang!!!!!!!!1
Wow, this is really good, eh?

Tell me something funny or interesting - or make up a comical lie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:16, 109 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I think that one of Outkast is making a film about Jimi Hendrix.
I don't think this is going to be a good move. It's odd that no-one has made one before though, I think.

Do you like Jimi?

I like Jimi.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)

I mean I REALLY like Jimi.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)

A LOT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)

In fact I like Jimi more than pretty much anything.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:19, Reply)

I prefer Dylans All along the Watchtower.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:23, Reply)

No you don't.
Even Dylan admits Jimi's is better.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:24, Reply)

I do actually,
I like Jimmi, but I don't like covers on the whole. I think there's something achingly beautiful about someone singing a song that they wrote themselves.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:25, Reply)

I'll bet there are tunes you don't know are covers which you like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Whenever I hear a song I load up wikipedia before deciding if I like it or not.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:31, Reply)

I think that's sensible.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:32, Reply)

That's why I only listen to music in areas with decent 3G reception.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:33, Reply)

That's 'sound' thinking!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Why did I laugh at that...

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:33, Reply)

3 solos = win

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:31, Reply)

^this

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:31, Reply)

I've got the Jimi Hendrix modelling pedal Monce
It's actually pretty good
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:35, Reply)

how are you meant to catch children on a bike

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)

This one if you're interested
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip78x6r5aF8
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)

WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Unlike a lot of these modelling pedals
This one's actually pretty useable. The Brian May one, while it sounds really authentic, it's really only any use if you're planning on forming a Queen tribute band.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:54, Reply)

That one I really don't want.
Why am I so fucking poor, Tee Aitsche? I *really* want that Jimi pedal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:55, Reply)

I know! I know! *waves hand frantically*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:01, Reply)

:o((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:01, Reply)

this is a better thread already.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:20, Reply)

I much prefer it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:20, Reply)

It's not as good as Jimi though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:22, Reply)

I think there was just more thought put into it.
You can really tell you deeply care what people are going to talk about in this thread.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:22, Reply)

It's not just beard-chat with me.
I'm deeper than that and I think my threads show it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Beard chat's the new news link. Fact.

( Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Well now you've spoiled the montychomps thread

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:26, Reply)

I'm like some sort of Typhoid Mary

( Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Did typhoid Mary have a shit beard?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Possibly.
Nobody believed she wasn't a lesbian. Nobody :(
( Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Typical Kroney.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Fucking dirty French cunt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)

This is just the kind of behaviour we've come to expect from him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:33, Reply)

In 1994,
two of the spice girls (to this day no in is quite sure which) released an album called Dummy. They had invented a back story for a band called Portishead, and the album was a subversive joke, tying to show how terrible the future of music was, that all the future heralded outside of pop music was a dreary mix of hip hop and psychadelia. Their plan backfired spectacularly, and musicians were drafted in to become the portishead you know. Portishead is a lie.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Tortoisehead more like

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:31, Reply)

hahahaha, yeah, lolololol,
wait, I don't get it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I've heard this before, actually.
Nick Heyward of 'Haircut 100' told me that one night when we were round that bird from Technotronic's. She lives in a converted chapel near Lincoln and has the largest privately-owned alpaca farm outside Peru, fact fans.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:32, Reply)

sometimes i wonder if all those drugs have had an effect on your mental state,
but then i read a post like this, and I feel at ease.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Excellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:33, Reply)

I used to know the drummer's son.
He also played drums.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:34, Reply)

In an interesting aside
I find Nick Heyward of 'Haircut 100' quite attractive.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:35, Reply)

he has a wobbly face
img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00461/DATED__3__461072a.jpg
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:38, Reply)

YOU'VE got a wobbly face.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)

I, on the other have, have got a luvverly buncha coconuts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Also
he's very cute here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGqE9ZqQzTU&feature=relmfu - about four and a half minutes in.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)

i'm not watching that shite.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:46, Reply)

What do you call 4 dogs and a black bird?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:32, Reply)

if this is going to be racist, then i don't want to hear it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:33, Reply)

THE SPICE GIRLS!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Shep, Charlie, Biscuit, Rover and SR71

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Alt punchline: A REALLY SHIT ZOO

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Jimi Hendrix was really a white guy but wore a mask when on stage as he was shy
This was an actual lie told to my mate Harry, which he believed
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I heard Mitch Mitchell was actually a Jamaican Yardie.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:34, Reply)

beercan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Pop sensations 'Big in Japan' only ever got to no.78 in the Japanese charts!
Luckily their second album 'Medium-sized in Turkey' was a moderate success on the Istanbul club circuit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:37, Reply)

I thought 'Big in Japan' was a song title?
Alphaville, wasn't it?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Stop spoiling it for everyone else, Beth, for fuck's sake.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Watch out, she'll mod you.
She drunk with power, Monty. MAD with it, I tell you.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Give it a couple of months and you wankers will be BEGGING me to be a mod.
'Oh, help us Monty, b3th's ruining the internet Monty. If only you were mod, Monty' ETC ETC

It's the equivalent of when Labour got in. Be careful what you wish for, people.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Wouldn't that make you the Gordon Brown of b3ta?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:45, Reply)

No, I'm the Nick Griffin.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:45, Reply)

You boss-eyed twat.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:50, Reply)

The Shamen'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:02, Reply)

That's the way every dictator gets into power. With applause.

( Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:51, Reply)

I heard that you bummed Jimi Hendrix, up the bum
and the reason he died was from all the bumming

not saying it's true, but that's the graffiti on the wall
( broadsword w⚓, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:40, Reply)

I wrote that graffiti myself, in Jimi's death-poo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:41, Reply)

I'm not sure I've ever seen Jimi's death-poo in a sentence before, quite frankly it's made my Friday

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:43, Reply)

When I inspected my helmet the next morning, I found, wedged in it.....



Jimi's cracked corn.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:51, Reply)

I don't care.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Die.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:03, Reply)

No, I'm naturally grey.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:12, Reply)

Gorillas can't swim.
Fact.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:45, Reply)

Of course not.
They're a cartoon band.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Popular rock and roll outfit, The Rolling Stones were named as such,
After the drummers mother was killed at an Indiana Jones themed amusement park. It is a very touching tribute. The song Brown Sugar is also about the drummers father, who was diabetic.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:45, Reply)

I don't believe you. This sounds like BULLSHIT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:51, Reply)

This thread is full of dubious shit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:51, Reply)

I thought Brown Sugar
was about thinly veiled interracial sex hidden behind a flimsy "dancing to music in a bedsit" pastiche.

I had no idea it was about diabetes. I've been skooled.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:52, Reply)

Glass is most definitely solid.

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Actually it's a herb.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:52, Reply)

Or a 'erb?

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:54, Reply)

but it's not a real nut

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:55, Reply)

vegetarians loose their canine teeth
and have to have implants if they wan to eat meat again
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:55, Reply)

I predict that this thread will dry up and wither like all your mums' clunges.
In about 5 minutes time.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:55, Reply)

You clearly have no idea about my mum's clunge.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:56, Reply)

yeah
he lubes it up every morning
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)

An all in fish supper I hear.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:58, Reply)

Some of us are still here.
Of course, some of us have no life, but that's a separate issue.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Well have a nice weekend B3th, and all you other types
I'm off to block the M1.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:03, Reply)

I'm going out soon
with OTHER PEOPLE and not for larp reasons. Social life, yeah!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:04, Reply)

That new haircut is doing its job, then.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:07, Reply)

I already had an invite to this
but maybe haircut can totally wow all the hot boys. Also I shall advertise jam making skills.

you got an interesting weekend planned?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:09, Reply)

How much was the haircut, £100?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:12, Reply)

no

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Oh right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:17, Reply)

It was a fantastic day when she had it done.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:18, Reply)

i took about 30 seconds trying to think of a song by them
then realised that perhaps I was wasting my life
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:20, Reply)

Perhaps?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:21, Reply)

nah, I was wrong
I am using my life to its full potential

deffo
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:39, Reply)

Maybe the next party you go to
you'll have a (love) plus one.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:31, Reply)

beaten to two puns?
I must be off my game
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:42, Reply)

p b
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:48, Reply)

I've got to copy and paste at least 3 columns before I go home.
:(
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:03, Reply)

50 minutes more of this shit for me.
Then I have to try not to get royally fucked up. I'm right in the mood for it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:11, Reply)

I'm off now, homebrew is in the fridge.
Woot etc.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:12, Reply)

Have a nice weekend

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Fuck it beer o'clock.
Bugger off, all and one.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:18, Reply)