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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So, got anything you want to share with the group?
Anything at all, just go for it.
alt: I have been writing a specialist round about cats, cats are shit, except the aristocats, and Stray Cats, and Cat Stevens. What's your favourite cat?
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:45, 147 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Anything at all, just go for it.
alt: I have been writing a specialist round about cats, cats are shit, except the aristocats, and Stray Cats, and Cat Stevens. What's your favourite cat?
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:45, 147 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Oh no! Terrible news
The girl with the nicest bottom in Slough, who just so happens to sit next to me in the office, is leaving. Never again will those two pert globes make their way across my eyeline in perfect harmony. I'm gutted, sad times.
And before you chumps start saying that the bar isn't set very high. I would say that it is at least regional if not national levels of bottyness.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:53, Reply)
The girl with the nicest bottom in Slough, who just so happens to sit next to me in the office, is leaving. Never again will those two pert globes make their way across my eyeline in perfect harmony. I'm gutted, sad times.
And before you chumps start saying that the bar isn't set very high. I would say that it is at least regional if not national levels of bottyness.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Hire Kroney, he's obviously shit at IT due to him breaking 2000 internets
but he does have a nice arse and he is in Slough.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:54, Reply)
but he does have a nice arse and he is in Slough.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:54, Reply)
Yeah, that excuse may work if one or two sites went down.
But if 2000, went down who else is to blame apart from central IT.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:56, Reply)
But if 2000, went down who else is to blame apart from central IT.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:56, Reply)
Probably the global lot.
They look after all the central network gubbinry.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:57, Reply)
They look after all the central network gubbinry.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:57, Reply)
It's this sort of buck passing and vague replies that makes IT professionals the most loved people in an office.
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( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:57, Reply)
I'm UK support.
The head sits in the central data cluster. The central data cluster is supported by the global lot.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:59, Reply)
The head sits in the central data cluster. The central data cluster is supported by the global lot.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:59, Reply)
"before I fix anything I'll just explain the managment structure of the entire IT deptment"
You sound JUST like our IT deptment.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:17, Reply)
You sound JUST like our IT deptment.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:17, Reply)
God I hate them, with their BO, massive bags of Cheetos, neck beards, snorting laughter and wacky tshirts
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)
His arse may be nice now, but its bound to be heading South soon.
Also, being french, he has a hairy crack.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Also, being french, he has a hairy crack.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Kroney is a fucking racist
CONSTANTLY getting you and me mixed up. I'm going to speak to my solicitor.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:57, Reply)
CONSTANTLY getting you and me mixed up. I'm going to speak to my solicitor.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Can't you just get an old BL motor too?
Then I wouldn't be racist as you'd both have them :)
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:02, Reply)
Then I wouldn't be racist as you'd both have them :)
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:02, Reply)
I'm just trying to make this easy on all of us.
Except you. But then you are the one causing the problem, so...
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Except you. But then you are the one causing the problem, so...
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:16, Reply)
You're really not being much of a team player, Windy.
You need some attitude realignment.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:25, Reply)
You need some attitude realignment.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Well that's where Cornwall ends, sure
But what about it. How does it all end?
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:02, Reply)
But what about it. How does it all end?
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:02, Reply)
I suspected as much
Cats are ridiculous, aren't they? I mean, I was pretty sure they used to be. Why do people like them so much?
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Cats are ridiculous, aren't they? I mean, I was pretty sure they used to be. Why do people like them so much?
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Confuscius say, "In life, it is better to be like a dog"
"If it cannot be eaten, drunk, or fucked, then piss on it."
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:11, Reply)
"If it cannot be eaten, drunk, or fucked, then piss on it."
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Really? Did you read that somewhere?
Because that seems quite likely
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:05, Reply)
Because that seems quite likely
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:05, Reply)
My favourite cat is Jon Spencer's first band Pussy Galore.
Their first LP 'Sugarshit Sharp' was an 80s must-have round my house.
Other than that, I'm gonna say the Catovellauni, a pre-Roman British tribe from the South East. I am saying this because I am a very, very bored prick.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Their first LP 'Sugarshit Sharp' was an 80s must-have round my house.
Other than that, I'm gonna say the Catovellauni, a pre-Roman British tribe from the South East. I am saying this because I am a very, very bored prick.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:03, Reply)
I heard a band the other night called Knickers,
and their album was called Knackers Knockers.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:06, Reply)
and their album was called Knackers Knockers.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:06, Reply)
My cousin and I once formed a band called Cracker
Mainly so that we could release a Christmas album and call it "Christmas Cracker". It never happened.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Mainly so that we could release a Christmas album and call it "Christmas Cracker". It never happened.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:07, Reply)
You and your cousin sound like right cards!
CHRISTMAS CARDS, DO YOU SEE?????
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)
CHRISTMAS CARDS, DO YOU SEE?????
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)
You like cats because in your native tongue they are 'chat'
Said out loud that sounds like 'shat'. You are a space docking FREAK so that appeals to you.
NO MORE QUESTIONS, YOUR HONOUR.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Said out loud that sounds like 'shat'. You are a space docking FREAK so that appeals to you.
NO MORE QUESTIONS, YOUR HONOUR.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:07, Reply)
That is an extraordinary example
of logical thinking, right there.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:08, Reply)
of logical thinking, right there.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:08, Reply)
You wouldn't happen to know why this block cancel completed successfully but didn't cancel anything, would you?
It's been doing my nut in all day.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:15, Reply)
It's been doing my nut in all day.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:15, Reply)
I shall point Goldman Sachs in your direction the next time they phone up about it then
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:05, Reply)
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:05, Reply)
gremlins
In other news, it has just fucking belted down with hailstones and thundered for about two mins with a completely blue sky, then stopped.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:23, Reply)
In other news, it has just fucking belted down with hailstones and thundered for about two mins with a completely blue sky, then stopped.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Prick,
I want to find a nice place to have lunch in Norwich on Friday.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:25, Reply)
I want to find a nice place to have lunch in Norwich on Friday.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:25, Reply)
I'm sure this was where I ate
www.lamthai.co.uk/
DISCLAIMER:
About 6 years ago
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)
www.lamthai.co.uk/
DISCLAIMER:
About 6 years ago
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Aye up ! I saw a Japanese Shebu dog yesterday that I got to give a little stroke, sorted me right out that did.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:30, Reply)
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:30, Reply)
I do not feel prepared for my final year at Uni. However my lead lecturer is still a milf.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Maybe less spliffs, war hammer marathons and neck beard styling would give you more time to prepare
Hth xx
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Hth xx
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Hey bobs.
Be nice to nakers will you, then I won't have to choose between you (you'd win)
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Be nice to nakers will you, then I won't have to choose between you (you'd win)
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:46, Reply)
I dont even know why he hates me CQ
It's the not knowing that's the worst
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:48, Reply)
It's the not knowing that's the worst
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:48, Reply)
possibly posts like this:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1731335
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:50, Reply)
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1731335
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:50, Reply)
That's good advice!!
I've done uni I know how hard it can be to concentrate, he needs to knuckle down for the year, consolidate his loans and burn his banana man pyjamas
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:54, Reply)
I've done uni I know how hard it can be to concentrate, he needs to knuckle down for the year, consolidate his loans and burn his banana man pyjamas
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:54, Reply)
I'm just glad I went before Chompy's race of hyper-intelligent super-kids were around.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:58, Reply)
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Salisburys Savers Full Flavour Cheddar is surprisingly nice.
I feel dirty for liking it though.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:47, Reply)
I feel dirty for liking it though.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Killed himself.
He told me to tell you it was your fault with that shit, shit 'joke'.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:02, Reply)
He told me to tell you it was your fault with that shit, shit 'joke'.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:02, Reply)
I'm not feeling great today Q.
Tell me something funny about kerrazy kev or tricky or someone please.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Tell me something funny about kerrazy kev or tricky or someone please.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:56, Reply)
tricky's leaving today! woo!
fired the fucker for using malc's personal email!!!!!
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:01, Reply)
fired the fucker for using malc's personal email!!!!!
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Oh result.
Who's next for the chop? Hopefully that wanker Kev, right?
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Who's next for the chop? Hopefully that wanker Kev, right?
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Kev's a fucking MD, how are we supposed to give him the shove?
he was talking to this guy james from the takeover company earlier,a nd the two of them were spouting the filthiest most racist stuff i've ever heard.
good ol' kev
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:03, Reply)
he was talking to this guy james from the takeover company earlier,a nd the two of them were spouting the filthiest most racist stuff i've ever heard.
good ol' kev
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Oh shit, that could be hard.
Tell everyone he's been trying to push drugs in the office? Racist drugs?
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Tell everyone he's been trying to push drugs in the office? Racist drugs?
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:04, Reply)
could i buy some off you to plant on him?
calss As, whizzers or fizzpops would be best
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:05, Reply)
calss As, whizzers or fizzpops would be best
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:05, Reply)
No probz
I'll even turn up at your office looking well dodge and asking of Kev's got any 'shit' if you like.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:06, Reply)
I'll even turn up at your office looking well dodge and asking of Kev's got any 'shit' if you like.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:06, Reply)
WKD!
Kev's the one that looks like phil collins, come on over baby!
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:07, Reply)
Kev's the one that looks like phil collins, come on over baby!
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:07, Reply)
Fuck you tricky you can take your underground trip hop and shove up your cocknend
( , Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:03, Reply)
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