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 rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
 
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	I'm not sure I can take much more of swipe's disgusting racism.
 	Which posters disgust you and why?
Alt: Food? 
I think mayonnaise is the best thing to dip chips into. 
Go on have a row about that or summat.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:01,
	
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	WITHOUT MENTIONING ANY NAMES
 	Any poster with a privileged lifestyle that treats the less fortunate as objects only deserving of ridicule on the internet are pretty fucking rank.
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 Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:03,
	
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	o/
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:04,
	
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	Makes me sick, Krones.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:04,
	
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	I thought it made you shit?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:05,
	
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	No, I was already shit.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:06,
	
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	I like ketchup, mayonaise adn a little english mustard
 	however bernaise/hoolandsie is clearly the best dip for chips
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:04,
	
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	I don't even like chips.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:06,
	
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	what
 	the 
fuck
is
wrong
with
you?
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:08,
	
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	When I order steak and chips I have to get them to hold both the steak and the chips
 	I just have a plate of mushrooms.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:11,
	
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	your life fucking sucks
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:13,
	
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	hoolandsie is my favoortie too
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:08,
	
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	loolsie
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:09,
	
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	people who make arrangements
 	and cancel at the last minute really boil my piss.
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:04,
	
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	I told you I probably wouldn't be able to get down for SECRETPIZZABASH on a Tuesday night.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:05,
	
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	ah yes
 	the "i told you in advance" gambit. that is socially acceptable, however.
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:10,
	
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	French Cunt.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:12,
	
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	horrifically unfair to french people
 	LE RACIST
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:13,
	
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	alt: curry sauce.
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:05,
	
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	correctamundo
 	but born not far outside the M25, with one Scots parent.
This qualifies me to take almost any side in any regional arguments.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:17,
	
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	I've never been that keen on the Athena one of the tennis girl scratching her arse.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:07,
	
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	Me either.
 	The Eighties were weird.
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 Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:08,
	
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	Seventies
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:09,
	
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	50/1 on the tennis girl being a  nonce
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:09,
	
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	Deviant.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:14,
	
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	eew
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:18,
	
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	40/30 surely?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:10,
	
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	HAHAHA, it's funny because, becasue...
 	the picture...mixed up...arse...   ....
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:09,
	
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	I cannot believe that Swipe, being in an ethnic minority herself by being ginger, would turn out to be such a terrible racist.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:10,
	
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	pffft
 	you'd believe anything bad about me
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:11,
	
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	And yet, here we are.
 	I'm thinking of reporting her to the Ethnic Complaints Commission.
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 Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:14,
	
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	I think you should. I'll happily provide a statement to support your complaint.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:18,
	
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	You are all lovely
 	Alt:
I'm fucking starving.  The best thing to dip chips into is YM
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:10,
	
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	Daddy or chips?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:11,
	
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	Chips
 	My Dad is a fat cunt innit
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:11,
	
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	gertcha
 	
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 Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:12,
	
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	this^
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:13,
	
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	So, one vote for Heinz salad cream.
 	
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 Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:13,
	
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	+ because young children like it.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:15,
	
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	IT'S A FUCKING OUTRAGE.  I MUST VENT MY SPLEEN.  
 	Deffo Swipe.  Spoilt bitch.  
Alt:  I made burgers on Monday, what are the perfect accompaniments for a burger and I will tell you if you are right.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:11,
	
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	Blue cheese
 	Bacon
Hot sauce
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:12,
	
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	First one yes.  
 	Bacon and Hot sauce are epic fails I am afraid.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:14,
	
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	Not in my manor
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:17,
	
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	Ninja
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:18,
	
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	It is the manner in which I work
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:19,
	
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	On the bun:
 	small amount of mayo on one piece, small amount of ketchup on the other.
To the side: mustard, relish, chili sauce, additional ketchup, burger sauce, additional mayonnaise.
On the burger: blue cheese.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:13,
	
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	Yes to your bunnage.    
 	To the side/inside:  yes, yes, no, no, no, yes.  
On:  yes.  
NEEDS MOAR TOMATO, LETTUCE AND ONION.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:17,
	
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	IT DOES NOT
 	Tomato on a burger is shit, the watery little cunt.  You might as well put a fucking cucumber on it too, you fucking veggie prick
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:18,
	
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	What a cunt eh?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:19,
	
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	Too fucking right
 	MAYO?  *shakes head*
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:20,
	
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	I'm fine with the mayo. Slices of tomato? GTF. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:20,
	
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	Mayo is shite on a burger
 	The flavour just gets lost
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:21,
	
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	And not much better on the radio, either
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:27,
	
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	Quite. I've got a 'confession' for that cunt all right.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:33,
	
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	Commode is better and more appropriate
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:33,
	
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	Raw onion too?
 	Horrible
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:23,
	
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	tomato and onion are essential
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:30,
	
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	More important than the burger, if you ask me.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:32,
	
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	Nobody did ask you.
 	Shut up.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:33,
	
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	For Greek salads, perhaps
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:34,
	
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	Correct.  
 	Pricks.  "Tomato is watery blah, blah".  If you ate the fucking burger rather than play with your little bitch pussy it wouldn't be all soggy like your minge.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:34,
	
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	Fuck you, salady burger
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:35,
	
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	Clip on bow ties, salad in his burger, lemonade in his lager.
 	Says it all.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:38,
	
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	Fucking pussy
 	Why waste valuable burger space with fruit when you can add bacon?
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:39,
	
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	Yeah, well you are like a man only smaller.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:42,
	
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	The banjolele of the b3ta world
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:42,
	
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	Look
 	You can't even live in a civilsed part of the country.  Don't be tellin' me how to make burgers, man!  
Something about your mangina.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:40,
	
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	i'm with you all the way burger buddy!
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:42,
	
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	*burger fives*
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:45,
	
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	Your badly packed kebab would probably have a fucking apple in, you southern twat
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:42,
	
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	At least I am on the badly packed kebab
 	you cock sucking Northern Monkey.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:46,
	
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	You said you liked it!
 	*sobs*
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:54,
	
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	tomatoes ruin everything
 	with their slippery slimey seedy badness
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:35,
	
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	See also:
 	Greggs Hat
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:40,
	
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	hahaha
 	damn you
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:45,
	
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	A slice of goats cheese on a burger, with some jellypeno peppers.
 	
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 Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:15,
	
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	goats cheese, jesus christ bartles
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:17,
	
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	It's yummy and smells of sick.
 	
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 Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:18,
	
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	no, bartles that's a week old child's corpse you're thinking of
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:24,
	
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	Hence the hard-on
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:25,
	
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	POTD nakers.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:31,
	
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	This is terrible bullying
 	
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 Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:33,
	
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	Interesting but wrong.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:18,
	
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	Don't knock it 'till you've tried it.
 	As a champion pervert stunned, I thought that would be your mantra.
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 Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:22,
	
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	Wise words.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:35,
	
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	I made home made burgers the other week.
 	A few tablespoons of Nandos peri peri garlic sauce in the mince overnight keeps them moist and makes them especially good.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:34,
	
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	One of these has just opened near me.
 	www.buddiesrestaurants.com/Is it any of their toppings?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:38,
	
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	Websites like that pisses me off.
 	They've spent 100s of 1000s on build a resturant and then won't spend a grand on a website.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:46,
	
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	I doubt they get much custom through their website to be honest.
 	Mostly through twitter/facebook pagers.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:52,
	
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	Oh fuck.  American Mac.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:50,
	
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	Not going to mention the doughnut burger?
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:51,
	
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	As a diabetic I don't even want to know how good that tastes.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:10,
	
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	I like loads of combinations
 	 - Guackamoli and salasa
 - Blue cheese
 - Ketchup, mayo, mustard
 - Bacon and Egg.
 - Hoisin and Seasimiseed.
All of these with loads of pickles and onions. I used to be truly against tomarto but now i'm for it.
They could all be improved by having some of the chips and/or onion rings _in_ the burger.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:45,
	
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	You are both right and horrendously wrong.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:51,
	
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	Story of my life, mate.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:51,
	
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	Paprika mayo is pretty good.
 	All of you, for varying reasons.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:11,
	
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	Please list these reasons.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:12,
	
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	No
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:14,
	
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	winp
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:15,
	
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	starting with tangles
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:15,
	
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	you're all disgusting human beings
 	alt: don't make me agree with you. houmous?
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:34,
	
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	chips and hoummus! what the fuck
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:35,
	
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	Fucking menkle
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:35,
	
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	it's properly tasty
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:36,
	
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	That's how you pronounce "homos" when you're trying to appear posh
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:38,
	
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	Some of them aren't even fully developed humans.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:35,
	
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	that's because they hang out with children 
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:36,
	
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 	with the back of
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:42,
	
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	It's 27 degrees here. Totally doing a placid in ten minutes to go & sit in the sun and drink beer.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:50,
	
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	i've had too much coffeea dn feela  little weird...
 	clients in 1/2 an hour...
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:52,
	
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	Yeah, fuck this shit
 	*Placid fives*
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:55,
	
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	Good man.
 	Try to avoid the inevitable Alex Ferguson convos, they're bawling on it about here, ffs.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:00,
	
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	I did that last night.
 	Bit chilly for it now.
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	There was this one released..
 	..to promote the film Jack Reacher that had a photoshopped Tom Cruise with an out of proportion head. Shoddy work. There's also one for Chapter 27 with Jared Leto and his big ol' moon face.
Alt: Cheap ketchup, preferably watered-down-with-vinegar stuff in a squeezy tomato bottle in a grotty caff.
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:04,
	
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	What a fuckwit.  
 	I booked cinema tickets for tonight.  Only I didn't, I booked tomorrow.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:18,
	
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	Because tomato
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:20,
	
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	you plonker, what are you not going to see tonight?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:21,
	
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	Star Trek.  
 	I brought my Picard uniform with me to work and everything.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:37,
	
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	You should go to the cinema and raise hell with them.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:22,
	
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	+yesterday
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:24,
	
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	This is a good thread.
 	You see, you CAN do it. Shame I missed out on it.
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