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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good here innit?
I'm knackered, what are you?
Alt: best Smith
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 17:33, 88 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I'm knackered, what are you?
Alt: best Smith
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 17:33, 88 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I fucking loved 'when the lion feeds' when I was at school
Proper adventure stuff
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 17:38, Reply)
Proper adventure stuff
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 17:38, Reply)
Yeah and clown shoes, baseball caps and hoodies on men over 30 yeah?
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 17:46, Reply)
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 17:46, Reply)
I don't wear baseball caps, you wouldn't understand the distinction
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( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 17:48, Reply)
No, it's shite.
Before old people are allowed to purchase a mobile telephone, they should first be taught how to turn off the fucking keypad tones. Listening to them sending text messages, which probably end 'lol' because they think it means 'lots of love', sounds like an irregular heartbeat on a epg machine, which they no doubt have anyway.
Alt: WH
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 17:38, Reply)
Before old people are allowed to purchase a mobile telephone, they should first be taught how to turn off the fucking keypad tones. Listening to them sending text messages, which probably end 'lol' because they think it means 'lots of love', sounds like an irregular heartbeat on a epg machine, which they no doubt have anyway.
Alt: WH
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 17:38, Reply)
Started a new job today.
And applied for another one. Rock and roll.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 17:48, Reply)
And applied for another one. Rock and roll.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 17:48, Reply)
Sadly not, a month's sick cover and only two days a week.
Hence the applying for another one. My life is a rollercoaster of incident.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 17:50, Reply)
Hence the applying for another one. My life is a rollercoaster of incident.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 17:50, Reply)
God it's been a while ent, must be exhausting applying all the time.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 17:51, Reply)
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 17:51, Reply)
It's fucking annoying.
I'm just bouncing from contract to contract at the moment. The saving grace is that most of them have been the result of contacts I've made during my last permanent job. I quite fancy the one I applied for today but apparently there's been a huge level of interest so I'm not building my hopes up.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 17:54, Reply)
I'm just bouncing from contract to contract at the moment. The saving grace is that most of them have been the result of contacts I've made during my last permanent job. I quite fancy the one I applied for today but apparently there's been a huge level of interest so I'm not building my hopes up.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 17:54, Reply)
my favourite book endorsement is on my copy of Pig Earth.
It just says 'a very good book'.
Other favourite is from The Informers: ...hypnotic prose which beats out these lives of quiet desperation with a slow pulse as gentle as it is compelling.'
Alright.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 18:00, Reply)
It just says 'a very good book'.
Other favourite is from The Informers: ...hypnotic prose which beats out these lives of quiet desperation with a slow pulse as gentle as it is compelling.'
Alright.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 18:00, Reply)
I will have a look, if they have them I will buy them, because I respect your opinion and admire you as a person.
However, I don't think you touching children's cunts is acceptable.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 18:01, Reply)
However, I don't think you touching children's cunts is acceptable.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 18:01, Reply)
i have wolf hall
you can borrow my copy (except that it is a big hardback, so you might prefer the paperback for when you inevitably drop it in the pool)
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 18:03, Reply)
you can borrow my copy (except that it is a big hardback, so you might prefer the paperback for when you inevitably drop it in the pool)
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 18:03, Reply)
Oh, well I probably won't like it if you've got it. I'm not really interested in 'chick lit' and 'mummy porn'
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 18:05, Reply)
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he's just showing his own ignorance
how can you not have read wolf hall?!
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 18:12, Reply)
how can you not have read wolf hall?!
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 18:12, Reply)
why the fuck would you need to take swim wear if there wasn't a pool?
idiot boy
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 18:12, Reply)
idiot boy
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 18:12, Reply)
My mate has a hot tub but no pool. I understand this is a reasonably regular occurrence
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( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 18:18, Reply)
YES BUT DO THEY OWN A FIVE STAR HOTEL?
god, it's like talking to deaf idiots :(
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 18:26, Reply)
god, it's like talking to deaf idiots :(
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 18:26, Reply)
Ok well can I have the difference between your birthday present and my new birthday present in cash please thanks
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 18:29, Reply)
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 18:29, Reply)
Alright
I'm pretty knackered myself, early night for me!
Alt: Madeline.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 17:42, Reply)
I'm pretty knackered myself, early night for me!
Alt: Madeline.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 17:42, Reply)
oh, i thought you were dozer
this is more insulting than anything I could actually say, so.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 17:49, Reply)
this is more insulting than anything I could actually say, so.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 17:49, Reply)
NEWS JUST IN:
THE BEST SMITH IS 'JAMES TODD SMITH'
May also be Johnny MARR.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 18:17, Reply)
THE BEST SMITH IS 'JAMES TODD SMITH'
May also be Johnny MARR.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 18:17, Reply)
Brain dead, not hard, admittedly but by Christ I've had to work today.
( , Mon 3 Mar 2014, 19:12, Reply)
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