Alright shut ins, I'm dying of a cold
I'm watching the restaurant man; have you ever wanted to run your own business? What would you do?

Alt: pricks
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:02, 67 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

So ronely

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:31, Reply)

Aw poor Nakers.
You got the plague mate?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:32, Reply)

Yer, I'd go to bed but I'll just roll around in my own snotty misery
Wife is down as well, which at 8 months has knocked her out
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:36, Reply)

That's young for a wife.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:36, Reply)

HE MEANT YEARS AND YOU KNOW IT.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:37, Reply)

Alright Emmanuel?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:38, Reply)

alright

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:43, Reply)

BANTER!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:44, Reply)

What's she having, a boy or a child?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:37, Reply)

A white child hopefully

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:38, Reply)

Didn't answer about my business. It's my day off.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:39, Reply)

Surely every day is a day off for a retiree?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:40, Reply)

I'm not though am I?
Planned date is my birthday in June
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:41, Reply)

Looking toward to it? I reckon I'll be 70 at least :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:44, Reply)

Yes but mixed feelings of course,
been running it a long time
I'll also be 70.
What is it you do?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:47, Reply)

He's an Adventurer, television presenter and writer
Read more here
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Fogle
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:36, Reply)

In York,,sort,of.
Dog neds a shit. aGood,times.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:01, Reply)

Curfew in ten minutes.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:05, Reply)

Haha. Vigilante squads are forming.
Ji'm off for a surreptitious beer.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:08, Reply)

Pimp out YM obvs
alt: pin?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:08, Reply)

Alright

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:09, Reply)

Sound thanks Ed, you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:10, Reply)

Lush ta
Got her out of Gavin and Stacey on the box
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:10, Reply)

I guess that’s the pleasantries over with, shall we get on with calling each other names?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:14, Reply)

alright hh.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:19, Reply)

Good as gold Doc, good as gold, you?
ohhh by the way when is it bent spastic goading season?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:20, Reply)

Yer if we are incapable of any other transaction.
Just heard Passenger for the first time. Where I been?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:22, Reply)

errrmmmmmmm Jogging?
Jogging since 1977?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:29, Reply)

This is a reference to Iggy Pop by the way

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:34, Reply)

it's just no fun

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:12, Reply)

Nakers you bent spastic, why start a thread and then fuck off?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:30, Reply)

What a cunt!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:00, Reply)

INNIT BRAH

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:02, Reply)

Totes, frere!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:06, Reply)

So waragwon my nigga?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:06, Reply)

Shat all. Got a free house and am at home with nae drugs and only light drinkin'.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:07, Reply)

I'm not drinking at all
I've got a early start tomorrow
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:09, Reply)

Your Caxirola thanks you.
I might have some cheese on toast.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:12, Reply)

FOOD THREAD*
Toast fully one side half toast the other side then spread REAL butter and add a good hard Cheddar cheese Add Worcestershire sauce, black pepper and a light sprinkling of rock salt and then ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


*Let the cheese on toast warz Escalate from here
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:18, Reply)

breville or gtfo
if it ain't a pillow with lava in, it's not worth it
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:20, Reply)

You do know them taste buds will never grow back RIGHT?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:22, Reply)

meh, who needs those
dash of worcester sauce spices it up too
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:25, Reply)

^ this guy knows his oates ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:26, Reply)

going out
i may be some time
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:29, Reply)

It's a Terra Nova out there

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:31, Reply)

Have A1 sauce.
In your face.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:22, Reply)

Licking tarmac?
why am I not surprised?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:24, Reply)

probably a cyclepath

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:26, Reply)

and Probs. totally Menthol

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:27, Reply)

Fuck you're the real Stunned

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:35, Reply)

That's right!
A1!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:38, Reply)

I thought you was the name stealer

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:41, Reply)

Alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:02, Reply)

Fuck off Dozer nobody likes you anyway

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:02, Reply)

Leave him alone. He's having a beer with the good doctor.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:07, Reply)

oh man i thought we were tight yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:10, Reply)

We are innit just banter
you know BANTER
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:11, Reply)

#ledgebantz

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:12, Reply)

I just referenced the stooges up there

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:12, Reply)

also, doc cock is a prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:13, Reply)

Failed to show, eh?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:14, Reply)

^ upset ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:15, Reply)

it is traditional

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:17, Reply)

dunno been boozing in Leeds innit pal

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:19, Reply)

ooz umm
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:22, Reply)

Bravo!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:23, Reply)

I've been on th episs since 1:00 P:M
Your all gay
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 0:33, Reply)