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Morning,how are we? I'm hungry, when does brunch officially start? And what constitutes brunch?(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:23, 168 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of canteloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would at breakfast, but you get a good meal. (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:25,
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Hold on. I want an answer from Swipe to my post at the bottom of the last thread. (, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)
What does bread-hands have to do with this?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:29,
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Brunch starts at precisely the point that you decide to become a prick.Breakfast or lunch, thems the options, fucknuggets.
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Any time between breakfast and lunch is brunchCrack on!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:27,
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I have an itchy gooch, might it be AIDS?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:29,
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Something something Bella something munchy box(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:33,
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Nothing, and no-one but the missus for nigh on 2 years now.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:34,
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I call 11am - 12pm.It should constitute a small amount of cooked food, preferably lardy.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:30,
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Nah. 11ses is biscuits.It depends on when you wake up, really.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:32,
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This works for me. Toast and stuff, like sausages and hash browns.(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)
brunch is anything you eat that is too big and too late to be breakfast, so it incorporates lunch as wellthis is why americans excel at it, with their supersized portions
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:34,
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We all get pissed off with Jews at some ponit in our lives.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:39,
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It's the ponits that I hate.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:40,
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hang on, you can't be a bacon jew-fail and then have a go at me for it!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:43,
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Of course I can. I'm Jewish. I can call persecution at the drop of a hat and there's fuck all anyone can say about it.
It's the law.
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you can probably get away with annexing other peoples land, imprisoninig them for spurious reasons and generally being the country equvilant of an angry short man(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:46,
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Showering must be a confusing experience(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:51,
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You can't be German AND JewishThat's like being a music critic with every Oasis album in their collection. Or "the NME".
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Course you can. That was the question they were seeking a "solution" to. (, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)
Yeah but not any moreAll the Jews fucked off out of Germany aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages ago. They weren't given much choice in the matter. It was effectively a very aggressive relocation program.
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I knew what you meant sweetieI just fucking hate Russia, but that's more because they're a first-world country that thinks it's Uganda than the whole "new USSR" thing
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They are actually quite backward outside of the largest cities. Peasants. Their life expectancy makes Bob Crow look long lived. Too soon?
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It pisses me off that they claim they're opposed to homosexuality because the Bible says soThey're just grossed out by it and somehow that makes it OK to lump the gays in with the paedos.
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you're half jewishyou only get half persecution
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:48,
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Pheasants are revolting.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:39,
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Pheasant is lovely waht's wrong with you?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:42,
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poor pheasantsarguably the planet's dumbest bird
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:44,
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Oh sorry I was thinking of poor people.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:48,
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Just fucking eat something and shut the fuck up.Why do you need to give your food a title?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:38,
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I have in fact gone what my best mate refers to as "full bender"Ms Foxtrot claims the cravings lapse after the first year. This is shortly set to be disproved.
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Not... VEGAN????(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:48,
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there's a nice vegan restaurant in shoreditcheverything is made out of something else, eg the cheese is made out of nuts, and the pasta out of courgettes. tasty but v v expensive.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:49,
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They sound like cunts(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:50,
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shoreditch innitmy friend picked it because she thought i'd like it. I was fine until they looked at me like i'd denied the holocaust just for wanting a diet coke.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:50,
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it's probably expensive cos it takes so much time and effort to trya dn turn one food into another rather than just eating the original food in the first place(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:50,
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There's a good one in Edinburgh as well.Went to it during the Edinbash as we were with a couple of foodwrongs. It was very nice.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:50,
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No there isn't.There are no nice vegan restaurants, because veganism is shit.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:56,
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Oh CHRIST noI can live without steak, bacon, Tangfastics and now fish (god I miss fish), but try to take away my cheese and I'll rip your dick off and beat you to death with it.
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www.rawmazing.com/raw-recipe-simple-almond-cheese/
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:50,
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It is impossible to live without Tangfastics(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:50,
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Tisn'tI've been doing so for nearly a year
Unpleasant, not impossible.
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I've never eaten a Tangfastic(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:53,
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I don't think I have either.Because I'm an adult.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:54,
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Kids and GROWN UPS love it so, the happy world of Haribo.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:54,
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Urgh. I hate kids. I can't even be in a room with one, let alone finger it.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:05,
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This is precisely what Jimmy Savile used to say(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:06,
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I maintain he was innocentI met him when I was 13 and he didn't even try it on. I mean look at me. I'm irresistible.
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He did indeed.I found him disturbingly creepy and insincere when I was a kid; how the fuck he got away with it all those years astounds me.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:09,
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TangFastics are fucking lushI honestly miss them more than steak.
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My murder-free diet has made me all slim and sexy and given my coat a nice glossy sheen(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)
9 out of 10 inbreeders recommend it/Norwich
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:12,
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Oh dear.You should team up with Tangles and get some yoghurt knit slacks on the go.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:53,
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I don't even have anything in the house for lunch, let alone an additional meal bewteen breakfast adn lunchWhy would you therefore ask me such an insulting question?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:44,
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this is a bit of a failure for someone who purports to work in a supermarket and has a wife(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:48,
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pregnant wife, she is next to useless when it comes to household chores at the moment(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:48,
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Stop throwing your muck up her thenYou know what happens. It's not like there wasn't a precedent.
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This is less of an issue for you and jaysum I supposeAnyway how's things? you back on the horse, analysing telecommunications, winning gameshows, ballroom mincing etc?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:52,
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Not bad taNot amazing either. No, not as such, sadly not though I've applied to go on Pointless, and yes I took Ballroom mincing to new heights last year, went to a same-sex competition. And won.
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Everyone at the competition certainly thought soUnderstandable, as I was dancing with a man surrounded by gays. Everyone I told about Ms Foxtrot looked like I'd just vomited up my own twin.
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HAHAH WOT A MUG *perfectly normal voice; one octave down* Hello, my name is martin, I'm 32 from portsmith and I'm an IT Analyist *back to my voice* HAHAHAHA, LOZAH(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:11,
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He's married, sprog number 2 is in the ovenHis sex life has now been concluded - believe me.
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what did you bother getting married for, if she can't keep the cupboards stacked?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:51,
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I should probably eat something but the dog's just farted and it's made me feel a bit sick.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:48,
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Honestly, her farts are abominable.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:49,
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WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU, EH?MUM, TELL THE NASTY GINGER NORTHERNER TO STOP PICKING ON ME!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:52,
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Shit, I forgot, she's dead.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:54,
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My dead mum'll call your dead mum.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:57,
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The brunch question is now redundant, as it is work buffer/meeting time, and officially lunch. Or dinner.Has Rory flounced, someone said?
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He's sitting in the snow by himself, shouting obsceneties at passing skiers who he has given B3tan names.Mine's just sack of potato's apparently.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:07,
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I do hope his property empire doesn't crumble while he's away.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:10,
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I do hope he doesn't fall off a mountain and impale his nutsack on his ski poles when he lands(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)
I sincerely hope that he doesn't, through habit, hit someone with a pithy put-down in a local barbefore realising that he's no longer on the internet and he's about to get an IRL kick in the cunt.
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One would think he wasn't very highly thought of...(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:22,
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One would be correct.He used to be quite funny, but that seems an awful long time ago...
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Monty seems to like him, to the point where he's even met the little fella.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:24,
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He had to meet him in personYou know,
to be sure
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:28,
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it's a pathetic 'joke' and belongs in a 1980s playground.You fucking Deacon.
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seems a bit syndrome-y but yeah, we forgive him his sins.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:33,
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Alright Dozer, how's the new job?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:24,
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good taMainly dealing with complaints investigation at the moment.
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I'll bet you a pound to a penny I know the individuals. If you have any problems I am happy to chat on a no names basis if I can help.
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Sounds infinitely better than what I'm doing at the moment.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:28,
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I wish; I'm filling in yet another application form as work has gone down to 2 days a week and it's "fucking shit".(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:38,
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New thread pleaseI'm going home in half an hour and demand entertainment, so make it fucking good
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