I have in fact gone what my best mate refers to as "full bender"
Ms Foxtrot claims the cravings lapse after the first year. This is shortly set to be disproved.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:45, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Not... VEGAN????

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:48, Reply)

there's a nice vegan restaurant in shoreditch
everything is made out of something else, eg the cheese is made out of nuts, and the pasta out of courgettes. tasty but v v expensive.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)

They sound like cunts

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)

this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)

shoreditch innit
my friend picked it because she thought i'd like it. I was fine until they looked at me like i'd denied the holocaust just for wanting a diet coke.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)

it's probably expensive cos it takes so much time and effort to trya dn turn one food into another rather than just eating the original food in the first place

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)

There's a good one in Edinburgh as well.
Went to it during the Edinbash as we were with a couple of foodwrongs. It was very nice.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)

No there isn't.
There are no nice vegan restaurants, because veganism is shit.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)

Votes Vag

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)

Oh CHRIST no
I can live without steak, bacon, Tangfastics and now fish (god I miss fish), but try to take away my cheese and I'll rip your dick off and beat you to death with it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)

www.rawmazing.com/raw-recipe-simple-almond-cheese/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)

It is impossible to live without Tangfastics

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)

Tisn't
I've been doing so for nearly a year

Unpleasant, not impossible.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)

WRONG

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)

I've never eaten a Tangfastic

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)

*shakes head*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)

I don't think I have either.
Because I'm an adult.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)

Kids and GROWN UPS love it so, the happy world of Haribo.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)

Nonce

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Urgh. I hate kids.
I can't even be in a room with one, let alone finger it.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)

This is precisely what Jimmy Savile used to say

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:06, Reply)

I maintain he was innocent
I met him when I was 13 and he didn't even try it on. I mean look at me. I'm irresistible.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)

He did indeed.
I found him disturbingly creepy and insincere when I was a kid; how the fuck he got away with it all those years astounds me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)

SIGN THE 'FESSION!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)

TangFastics are fucking lush
I honestly miss them more than steak.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)

^ doing steak wrong ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:01, Reply)

Just doing eating wrong tbf

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)

My murder-free diet has made me all slim and sexy and given my coat a nice glossy sheen

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)

9 out of 10 inbreeders recommend it
/Norwich
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)

It's not even true
Apart from the sexy bit. Obvs.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)

Oh dear.
You should team up with Tangles and get some yoghurt knit slacks on the go.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)