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Overtime cancelled for the weekend! No work for THIS cow
What has cheered you up today?
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:34, 188 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Overtime cancelled for the weekend! No work for THIS cow
What has cheered you up today?
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:34, 188 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I am full of the proverbial beans today
My appraisal was shite yesterday and I dont give a single fuck any more. It really is invigorating
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My appraisal was shite yesterday and I dont give a single fuck any more. It really is invigorating
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:38, Reply)
It really is, yes
Trouble is I'm at the very top of payscales for my kind of work
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:47, Reply)
Trouble is I'm at the very top of payscales for my kind of work
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:47, Reply)
that £30k glass ceiling is a right pain in the arse
love from Rory
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:54, Reply)
love from Rory
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:54, Reply)
Being locked in the house
and filling in job applications isn't exactly cheery stuff. However, that will change later tonight.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:41, Reply)
and filling in job applications isn't exactly cheery stuff. However, that will change later tonight.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:41, Reply)
I haven't seen my family since Christmas so I'm looking forward to it.
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A discussion on Catholic schools in the office today..
..led to someone coming out with "Yeah, but you can't, like, get a career in 'Jesus' can you?"
Also, one of the women (who's a bit of an ocd hand-washing germ freak) bought a fancy box of 4 apples from Asda and left it on her desk. This led to another woman being urged to "g'wan, lick yer fingers and touch her box"
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:42, Reply)
..led to someone coming out with "Yeah, but you can't, like, get a career in 'Jesus' can you?"
Also, one of the women (who's a bit of an ocd hand-washing germ freak) bought a fancy box of 4 apples from Asda and left it on her desk. This led to another woman being urged to "g'wan, lick yer fingers and touch her box"
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:42, Reply)
The fact that I've just got one shift to do tonight, then I'm off till Thursday.
Woo.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:42, Reply)
Woo.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:42, Reply)
i don't get paid for overtime
as technically all my time belong to my firm. now THAT sucks at weekends.
I have a really lovely salad with brown rice and feta cheese and beans and fresh chillis and cucumber and peppers and onions and mushrooms and jalapenos and grated carrot. it is cheering me up no end.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:46, Reply)
as technically all my time belong to my firm. now THAT sucks at weekends.
I have a really lovely salad with brown rice and feta cheese and beans and fresh chillis and cucumber and peppers and onions and mushrooms and jalapenos and grated carrot. it is cheering me up no end.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:46, Reply)
you make me sick
anyway i just found £32k so I'm happy and your can take your twitching saucisson and go baise yourself
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:51, Reply)
anyway i just found £32k so I'm happy and your can take your twitching saucisson and go baise yourself
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Bit fucking careless to lose it in the first place.
No wonder that email was the last straw.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)
No wonder that email was the last straw.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)
Certainly, if you shut up about your galloping nob rot or whatever gross medical condition you have.
It's much better if we both stay in a sullen silence.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:54, Reply)
It's much better if we both stay in a sullen silence.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:54, Reply)
^ agreeing here.
Raw tomatoes can gtf. As a base for a sauce, however, they are more than acceptable.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Raw tomatoes can gtf. As a base for a sauce, however, they are more than acceptable.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:50, Reply)
You're both wrong.
Tomatoes and cucumber are BOTH lovely.
It's celery that wastes everybody's time pretending to be edible food.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)
Tomatoes and cucumber are BOTH lovely.
It's celery that wastes everybody's time pretending to be edible food.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)
this is correct
although it is essential in suaces, gravies etc etc
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)
although it is essential in suaces, gravies etc etc
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)
it is an essential base to sauces, pasta dishes, gravy etc ESSENTIAL
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Soups benefit from celery
AS does hoummmouuuuuusssssssssssssssssssssssss
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:59, Reply)
AS does hoummmouuuuuusssssssssssssssssssssssss
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:59, Reply)
houmous may be the best food stuff ever
caramelised onion homous with giant salty pretzels is the SHIT.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:02, Reply)
caramelised onion homous with giant salty pretzels is the SHIT.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:02, Reply)
Is that the one that tastes of aniseed
or am I thinking of fennel?
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:53, Reply)
or am I thinking of fennel?
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:53, Reply)
i texted rakky, she said jeff is on the case
stunned and frog and I are all in the same hotel, so I assume we'll meet at check-in time and start in the hotel bar and then catch y'all up. am still trying hard to persuade monty RIP to come as well!
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:02, Reply)
stunned and frog and I are all in the same hotel, so I assume we'll meet at check-in time and start in the hotel bar and then catch y'all up. am still trying hard to persuade monty RIP to come as well!
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:02, Reply)
If his nipper's mum doen't need him to look after
the bairn then I think he will be on.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)
the bairn then I think he will be on.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)
fingers crossed
it will be fucking awesome if he can come
what time is your train back on the sunday, are you doing sunday lunch?
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:23, Reply)
it will be fucking awesome if he can come
what time is your train back on the sunday, are you doing sunday lunch?
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:23, Reply)
is'nt he back on the financial straight adn narrow after selling his house?
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Fuck All
About the only thing is that 5pm will be here soon, fucking work pricks fucking shit up that makes me look like a cunt that I have to spend most of the fucking day backtracking and fucking fixing pricks cunts fuckheads cock wombles.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:14, Reply)
About the only thing is that 5pm will be here soon, fucking work pricks fucking shit up that makes me look like a cunt that I have to spend most of the fucking day backtracking and fucking fixing pricks cunts fuckheads cock wombles.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:14, Reply)
plus
my mcdst and network one whose initials I forget... and they fact that they no longer exist
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:30, Reply)
my mcdst and network one whose initials I forget... and they fact that they no longer exist
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:30, Reply)
I just found my certificates in the drawer here
The bundle is about 1" thick
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:32, Reply)
The bundle is about 1" thick
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:32, Reply)
Plus your cub scout badges
I know that all the IT quals I have are now pretty much out of use, and the fact I got out of IT a good few years ago my training was XP so I would pretty much have to go back to scratch
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:36, Reply)
I know that all the IT quals I have are now pretty much out of use, and the fact I got out of IT a good few years ago my training was XP so I would pretty much have to go back to scratch
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:36, Reply)
It's the rapidity with which they expire which has so far dissuaded me from getting any.
I'll have to before too much longer, though. There's a limit to how far you can go without them, these days.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:38, Reply)
I'll have to before too much longer, though. There's a limit to how far you can go without them, these days.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:38, Reply)
Thong songs
didn't do cisco... was a MC one,
It was the one between dst and se but my brain wont bring the information forward
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:39, Reply)
didn't do cisco... was a MC one,
It was the one between dst and se but my brain wont bring the information forward
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:39, Reply)
One of my users went off to take a dump in the middle of me trying to install a printer.
I wouldn't have minded, but he managed to pull the network cable out on his way past. I was on the phone for ages until I heard the flush go.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:26, Reply)
I wouldn't have minded, but he managed to pull the network cable out on his way past. I was on the phone for ages until I heard the flush go.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:26, Reply)
It's been a roller coaster of a day, that's for sure.
Also, I was in with the IT guys today, their cable management was a fucking joke. I told the facilities guy their office was a fire hazard and they had to tidy up. I was not popular.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:27, Reply)
Also, I was in with the IT guys today, their cable management was a fucking joke. I told the facilities guy their office was a fire hazard and they had to tidy up. I was not popular.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:27, Reply)
Oh, christ, don't DO that to me!
I wouldn't have been able to carry on if you'd really lost it.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:27, Reply)
I wouldn't have been able to carry on if you'd really lost it.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:27, Reply)
Commuters drinking beer on trains is about the saddest thing in the world.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:54, Reply)
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When you crack that ring pull on your abnormally small can of lukewarm "premium" lager
just remember how sad you look.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:57, Reply)
just remember how sad you look.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:57, Reply)
I once drank a bottle of M&S port on the way to a Judas Priest gig.
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now that, is rock and roll
I assuem you wearing wearing all studded leather?
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:59, Reply)
I assuem you wearing wearing all studded leather?
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:59, Reply)
I was wearing the floor by the time I got the venue.
But after throwing up behind a burger van, I felt a lot better.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:01, Reply)
But after throwing up behind a burger van, I felt a lot better.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:01, Reply)
Can you smoosh your wife and give her lots of nommy cayke and kittumz from me please.
And also have some for yourself.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:07, Reply)
And also have some for yourself.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:07, Reply)
I have seen pictures of Syrian refugees sobbing at pictures of commuters drinking on trains
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"but ... but ... but why? Why do people find themselves in these situations? Why can't somebody help them?"
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:58, Reply)
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:58, Reply)
Thats what they said
It looked like they were organising a whip round for them
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:02, Reply)
It looked like they were organising a whip round for them
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:02, Reply)
I've recently discovered Bre Dogs "Punk IPA" and "Dead Pony Club"
they are quite superb.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:57, Reply)
they are quite superb.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:57, Reply)
I quite like punk
but for home drinking I like lighter ales, the Badger ales I think are good home drinking ones
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:00, Reply)
but for home drinking I like lighter ales, the Badger ales I think are good home drinking ones
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:00, Reply)
I like Hopping Hare, but I've kind of gone off Fursty Ferret as it's a little light for my tastes.
It's a good session beer, but if I'm only having one, I like a hoppiness I can sharpen my teeth on.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:01, Reply)
It's a good session beer, but if I'm only having one, I like a hoppiness I can sharpen my teeth on.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:01, Reply)
I have not...
I have seen it a few times but not being a fan of Moorland in general have avoided... I take it I have wrong in this.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:09, Reply)
I have seen it a few times but not being a fan of Moorland in general have avoided... I take it I have wrong in this.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:09, Reply)
it's pretty decent, obviously I can't judge your taste, but if you like fursty ferret I reckon you would like it.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:11, Reply)
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Also, being the internet, clearly if you don't then you're more a bent spastic than nakers
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:12, Reply)
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Got my work shoes resoled at lunchtime.
I just slipped on the shiny new leather and nearly faceplanted the carpet in the middle of the open plan office. Lucky escape.
My story here is that I got up and didn't fall over.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:58, Reply)
I just slipped on the shiny new leather and nearly faceplanted the carpet in the middle of the open plan office. Lucky escape.
My story here is that I got up and didn't fall over.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:58, Reply)
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