no, it's lovely
you're thinking of tomatoes. tomatoes are SHIT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:48, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

^ agreeing here.
Raw tomatoes can gtf. As a base for a sauce, however, they are more than acceptable.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:50, Reply)

you are both so fucking worng I don't even know whetre to start

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:51, Reply)

^this.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)

Worng?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)

cnut

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)

Bnet spatsic.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:53, Reply)

Not even in my top five money lenders

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:53, Reply)

You're both wrong.
Tomatoes and cucumber are BOTH lovely.


It's celery that wastes everybody's time pretending to be edible food.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)

this is correct
although it is essential in suaces, gravies etc etc
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)

How is celery essential in ANYTHING?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:56, Reply)

it is an essential base to sauces, pasta dishes, gravy etc ESSENTIAL

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:58, Reply)

Soups benefit from celery
AS does hoummmouuuuuusssssssssssssssssssssssss
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:59, Reply)

I'm sorry, I'm not a bendersexual
so I don't eat humous.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:59, Reply)

hummus is all of the awesome

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:01, Reply)

You prefer 75 year old sausage, right?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:01, Reply)

*Does stern look*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:03, Reply)

*does puss in boots from shrek big eyed look*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:07, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:09, Reply)

what the fuck is that?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:12, Reply)

A straight fox

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)

Presumably the direct opposite of a bent ape.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:21, Reply)

houmous may be the best food stuff ever
caramelised onion homous with giant salty pretzels is the SHIT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:02, Reply)

Celery - eeuurgh.
Celeriac, however, is all of the nom.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)

Is that the one that tastes of aniseed
or am I thinking of fennel?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:53, Reply)

you are, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:54, Reply)

It has a slight aniseedy taste to it.
Bloody lovely roasted.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:54, Reply)

Fennel is horsecock

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:54, Reply)

No, that's horseradish
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:55, Reply)

One week to Jeffstock III.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:56, Reply)

\o/
Any idea what we're doing yet?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:57, Reply)

You

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:59, Reply)

Well, that goes without saying.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:02, Reply)

i texted rakky, she said jeff is on the case
stunned and frog and I are all in the same hotel, so I assume we'll meet at check-in time and start in the hotel bar and then catch y'all up. am still trying hard to persuade monty RIP to come as well!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:02, Reply)

Tell him if he doesn't
he's a cunt and a bender.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:03, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:03, Reply)

that's not so much persuasion
I think it may be more blackmail
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:11, Reply)

If his nipper's mum doen't need him to look after
the bairn then I think he will be on.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)

I'm sure Nakers would be happy to look after his kid

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:18, Reply)

RIGHT ON THE CUNT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:21, Reply)

fingers crossed
it will be fucking awesome if he can come

what time is your train back on the sunday, are you doing sunday lunch?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:23, Reply)

is'nt he back on the financial straight adn narrow after selling his house?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:08, Reply)

He hasn't completed the sale yet. End of March I think.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:08, Reply)

pfffffft, sorry couldn't keep a straight face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:09, Reply)

I like horseraddish

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:57, Reply)

rasdish cock
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:00, Reply)

That too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:01, Reply)

NOMMY HORSECOCK

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:22, Reply)

I can't stop chevaling it in

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:23, Reply)

Mane lining it

( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:24, Reply)

Raw celery is ace with cambazola.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:59, Reply)

Sounds like a skater's favourite cheese

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:01, Reply)

Nakers please give Sporters his username back.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:03, Reply)

BURN

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:05, Reply)

:-(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:06, Reply)

\o/

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:06, Reply)

battered asking for a lift into a trolley seat ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:08, Reply)

hahahahha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:09, Reply)

oh lol

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:10, Reply)

i think you typed this in the wrong place

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:12, Reply)

officelol

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:37, Reply)

i don't even get it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:05, Reply)

'cos you's an ugly, smelly cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:21, Reply)