I find that films of novels always miss out pivotal points of the storyline.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:49, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

I with you jase, I couldn't believe it when they didn't even show Spot looking for his ball under the sofa

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:51, Reply)

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE WALLY IS!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Im sure the caterpillar ate more than that!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:56, Reply)

hang on a fucking minute, that IS my donkey!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:58, Reply)

turns out Green Eggs and Ham is alright.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:59, Reply)

you've ruined it Jason, with your reference to the dire Dr.Seuss

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:01, Reply)

What a cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:03, Reply)

HE ruins everything adn he makes the baby jesus cry with all his man loving

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:05, Reply)

You "men" aren't half fucking highly strung.
Calm the fuck down and have a biscuit.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:08, Reply)

Look out, he's probably wanked onto it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:10, Reply)

ALL THE BISCUITS ARE GONE JASON, WHY WOULD YOU BRING THT UP AGAIN?!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:10, Reply)

ALL THE BISCUITS ARE GONE JASON, WHY WOULD YOU BRING THAT UP AGAIN?!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:10, Reply)

Can't we just buy some more?
What drama have I missed now?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:18, Reply)

I got upset when the tiger that came to tea drank all daddy's beer.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:58, Reply)

yeah and all the water in the tap....really ALL the water in the tap
you must think we're fucking idiots
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:00, Reply)

Then, they went shopping the following day, bought a big can of tiger food and the cunt never came back!
How rude.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)

I read somewhere it's supposed to be an allegory for Nazi persecution of Jews
Although I don't think Kerr confirmed this
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:04, Reply)

He was probably too upset
about Patsy Kensit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:27, Reply)

Nothing to be upset about there, he probably got her best years

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:32, Reply)

I always try to skip that bit, but my kids usually pick me up on it
Still there's a happy ending, you see the dad nursing a pint at the café.
Although in my version they go to a pub, not a café.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)

Many fathers would do the reverse of that IRL - take their child to a pub, but tell them it's a cafe, so the mother doesn't find out they've been in the boozer.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:03, Reply)

My kids love the pub

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:08, Reply)

I tend not to drink & parent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:08, Reply)

Yeah, that doesn't work if they live with you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:09, Reply)

you've got the directors cut I guess
Daddy then goes home locks the kid in a cupboard and beats the wife about for lying about a fucking tiger eating all the food when she clearly hadn't done the fucking shopping as she was Too BUSY FUCKING GEOFF FROM NEXT DOOR THE WHORE!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:04, Reply)

HA! Superb.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:06, Reply)

Is that why your wife is having another mans baby?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:07, Reply)