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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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AB suggested I have a weekly surgery, as I' bored with real life sturr, let's make this a regular one, surgery is now open, and will be every Tuesday morning.
Right, pop your pants down please.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:23, 143 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Right, pop your pants down please.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:23, 143 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
london water makes my hair and nails unacceptably dry, thus necessitating a fortune on hair care and manicures
is there any supplement or food (apart from avocado which SUCKS) that one could take, or is one forced to consider the ludicrous extent of fitting a water softener?
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:27, Reply)
is there any supplement or food (apart from avocado which SUCKS) that one could take, or is one forced to consider the ludicrous extent of fitting a water softener?
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:27, Reply)
water softeners aren't expensive, just get one fitted and shut up.
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Drop in the ocean compared to the £1000+ pcm on fucking porters to take her bins out or whatever the fuck it is
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that bit isn't optional
it comes with the flat.
well, you can make an application to the LVT but blah.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:35, Reply)
it comes with the flat.
well, you can make an application to the LVT but blah.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:35, Reply)
One of the best times to 'consider the ludicrous extent of fitting a water softener?' is when you are having a new kitchen fitted.
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Ignore this unsympathetic lot
Let me sell you a load of expensive supplements to help with this obviously distressing condition.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Let me sell you a load of expensive supplements to help with this obviously distressing condition.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:44, Reply)
I have a pain in my left knee on the outside, just inbetween two knobs of bone
ppffffft knobs
It doesn't hurt at all until I kneel down, when it feels like its on fucking fire.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:30, Reply)
ppffffft knobs
It doesn't hurt at all until I kneel down, when it feels like its on fucking fire.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:30, Reply)
You have knee cancer. The only solution is to have your face amputated.
You don't need a doctor for that, sporters, it's common knowledge. Stop sticking your head in the sand and get your face cut off.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:32, Reply)
You don't need a doctor for that, sporters, it's common knowledge. Stop sticking your head in the sand and get your face cut off.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:32, Reply)
It's called 'getting old'
You may have exacerbated this condition with all the running you've done
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:34, Reply)
You may have exacerbated this condition with all the running you've done
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:34, Reply)
the peroxide from your bent hair has leached into your blood stream and poisoned your knee
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There is an absolute and undeniable oaf on 'The Internet' who pretends to be a GP. He clearly isn't. as he is thick as pigshit and not Indian. How can I persuade him to boil his own head?
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I've been taking half a tab of blue
to avoid pissing on my shoes. Is there a non chemical solution to this problem?
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:50, Reply)
to avoid pissing on my shoes. Is there a non chemical solution to this problem?
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:50, Reply)
Which is just as well, I would have considered it embarrassing enough that your penis is located quite centrally on your forehead with out the extra shame of dripping great globules of bent spastic DNA all over your own face.
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She always said you gave good head, although that isn't what I had in mind.
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seems this doctor cunt is another one who starts threads & then fucks off.
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Do a new one asking what we're doing, include a news link, add some gay agenda propaganda and some euro-pop teenage nonsense please.
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I bet someone having a fit is something to do with it, just you wait and see.
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Well it puts me in a great frame of mind that if I ever fit at my G.P
I can rest assured that he is in the middle of making a cuppa and will call an ambulance.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)
I can rest assured that he is in the middle of making a cuppa and will call an ambulance.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)
No, it's a different one he goes on where he's popular and funny.
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When I insert a cactus into my urethra I get an odd tingling sensation?
Is this normal or should I use a larger cactus?
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Is this normal or should I use a larger cactus?
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Seems that I'm having to deal with a right irritating arsehole again
Morning Monty!
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Morning Monty!
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Hi everyone!! Hi MB/RB/YMCA
Apart from my plastic screw on ears I'm ok health wise, but thanks for asking.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Apart from my plastic screw on ears I'm ok health wise, but thanks for asking.
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