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If you could kill one person & get away with it who would you kill?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:54, 238 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
YM

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)
Sorry I thought you said buttfuck.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)
Any black disabled gay child.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2239743
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)
Child?
Most people don't realise until they grow up that they are black.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Richard McBeef
He seems like a bit of a CUNT.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)
I bet that isn't even his real name.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:59, Reply)
I reckon he's a gayer using off topic to cruise for trade

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:59, Reply)
You've gazzed him already then

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:00, Reply)
I know I have

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)
Pair of chutneys.
It's having a lady Dad that does that to you.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)
I thought it was having two dads that made the offspring a nudger? I'm sure Jase said he had two dads.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)
Nope. Still married hetero parents.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)
Oh, you're adopted!

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)

o a
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:31, Reply)

a bit of
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:00, Reply)
bent jason

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:59, Reply)
:( No you wouldn't!
I don't think there's any I'd like to kill.
Plenty I'd hit in the face with a brick though.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:01, Reply)
Good shout.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)
Adam off of The Bible.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:01, Reply)
Simon Weston

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)
Tony Hatch

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)
No way man, the Hatchmeister wrote some classics

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:04, Reply)
Reeva Steenkamp.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:04, Reply)
Ho ho! I like this!

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:04, Reply)
Swipey

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:04, Reply)
oh man
:(
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Neil Trotter

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)
You have a cheek moaning about my threads...

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:06, Reply)
News link for you Jaysum
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/26625171
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:07, Reply)
I've seen better

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)
Fred Phelps

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:08, Reply)
Not long to go on that one, at least

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)
I'll go big and go Putin.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)
He doesnt like the gayers

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)
he's the best one on here

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:14, Reply)
We could have a vote on that!

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)
Stuart Lubbock

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)
The fucker wasn't even a patient.
Just picking up a script.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)
he might have been The Caretaker
On his way to a Birthday Party
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Doctor Best Troll

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)
You're the best onehere. You know that?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)
No, you should have said.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:26, Reply)
Russell Brand
With a sharpened hammer
In the drawing room
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)
NO!!

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:16, Reply)
yes

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:18, Reply)
I actually liked his Radio 2 show.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:21, Reply)
I hate him with a passion
He also managed to stick it up Katy Perry, for which I hate him even more
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:23, Reply)
I did
then I listened to the show and it was quite good.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:26, Reply)
Ahm oot

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:26, Reply)
You should probably put it away then and do your zipper up

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:29, Reply)
I need to wipe it on the curtains first
I'm not a monster
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:30, Reply)
Your photograph suggests otherwise.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:34, Reply)
Oh man
ZINGed
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:35, Reply)


(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:36, Reply)
hahahahaha!

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:37, Reply)
ent that that autist off big brother from ages ago?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:38, Reply)
No, it's Sporters from now.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:38, Reply)
Harsh
I really need a newer picture
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:41, Reply)
You're welcome

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:43, Reply)
I cannot unsee this

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:44, Reply)
yer, sporters is that big brother autist

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:44, Reply)
he looks a bit simple

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:44, Reply)
I am

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:44, Reply)
Konerak Sinthasomphone

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:21, Reply)
Mum!

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:22, Reply)
Mikaeel Kular

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:22, Reply)
Dad!

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:22, Reply)
Lee Rigby

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:23, Reply)
+ drummer

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)
Real name: Leonard Rossiter

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)
Are you trying to get a rise out of me?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)
I already have the fool

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:27, Reply)
NO BULLYING SWIPE

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:28, Reply)
She prefers 30 wooden coat hangers to me, true story.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:29, Reply)
I think I can speak for us all when I say
Who doesn't
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:30, Reply)
*hanger fives*

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:30, Reply)
cyber bullies!

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:31, Reply)
^ Inspiral Carpets later work....

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:31, Reply)
*cancels Perth concert*

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:31, Reply)
Oh man
Who wouldn't?!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:30, Reply)
239 passengers and crew

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)
Rolf Harris.
Dorty fecker!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)
2 little lols

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)
Have we done Damilola Taylor yet?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)
In every little hole

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:26, Reply)
Including the one in his leg?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:33, Reply)
Best one, trust me

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:34, Reply)
I fucking have.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:26, Reply)
Paul Owen

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:26, Reply)
'Dangerous' Dave Pearce

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Tony bLIAR
Cos he's a war criminal
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:27, Reply)
NO COMMENT

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Gordon Clown
He sold the gold and caused the global financial crisis.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:28, Reply)
NO COMMENT

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:29, Reply)
L'W'R'E'N Scott

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:29, Reply)
You'd be gutted if you had tickets to The Stones concert in Sydney.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:31, Reply)
because you would be about 30 years too late

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:32, Reply)
And the rest

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:33, Reply)
Let's say Australia and leave it at that.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:34, Reply)
Left hanging until they reschedule.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:34, Reply)
I used to be the king of cancellation and abandonment.
I know how it works.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:36, Reply)
Gaz Coombes

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:33, Reply)
alright

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:34, Reply)
John Power

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:35, Reply)
alright

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:36, Reply)
Darius Rucker

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:37, Reply)
I'm going to walk away from this one

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:39, Reply)
all the gays

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:34, Reply)
That cunt off the telly.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:34, Reply)
barryfromeastenders

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:35, Reply)
Debbie McGhees alsation.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:36, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2239743
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:37, Reply)
He'll do anything for a tin of Chappie.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:37, Reply)
That weather bint and that newsreader.
It's the news and weather not fucking Morecambe and Wise!

Is that two people?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:36, Reply)


(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:38, Reply)
I didn't know Chris Hoy did the weather

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:42, Reply)
Justin Lee Collins

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:41, Reply)
Good call.
Woman hating shit cunt. It's cunts like him that give real men (like me, not you) a bad name.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:43, Reply)
Funny how he's disappeared from public view after all that.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:45, Reply)
its almost like no one will give him a job

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:47, Reply)
Probably some female in need of a good backhand.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:48, Reply)
What are you fucks having for lunch?
imma eat chinky noodle dealy.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:42, Reply)
I had some Tesco Pad Thai noodles
I would recommend NEVER doing this. They are fucking awful
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:42, Reply)
Oh dear, mate.
Monty recommended those itsu noodles from Sainers. They're fucking shit an' all.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:44, Reply)
The Thai Green Curry ones are lovely
I'm proper upset now ONLINE and everything
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:45, Reply)
i have had left over home made carbonara

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:43, Reply)
Salami & coleslaw sandwich.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:44, Reply)
coleslaw is fuckingb rank

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:45, Reply)
Nice.
You look like you enjoy something creamy with your sausage.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:46, Reply)
That's right sweetie.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:47, Reply)
Sandwich or something. Dunno.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:45, Reply)
Thanks for playing.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:46, Reply)
Got a pain au chocolate, if that helps?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:48, Reply)
It's an improvement.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:50, Reply)
Might get a kitkat

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:52, Reply)
I had a green one yesterday from Japan, still not sure what flavour it was supposed to be

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:54, Reply)
Mould

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:55, Reply)
wasabi

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:55, Reply)
nah, you'd notuice that as a tate
I think green tea maybe, but it just tasted of White Chocolate, which is an abomination
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:56, Reply)
Dirty pseudo-chink bastards.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:59, Reply)
Wasabi? Sake? Noodle?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:56, Reply)
im saving myself for tonight where I will reach the summit of pasta mountain for the second night in a row

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:50, Reply)
you mean
that you are lucky enough to have amazing home made greek lamb pasticchio
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:52, Reply)
In high quality tupperware

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:00, Reply)
Tupperware?
I don't expect she has anything less than Joseph Joseph in her kitchen.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:01, Reply)
I had to walk for miles to buy some yesterday after carting around coat hangers for hours and miles, I'm pretty much just some kind of courier.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:03, Reply)
It is pretty rare and hard to find...

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:06, Reply)
It is at 9pm

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:07, Reply)
24hr Tesco/Asda/Sainsburys/anywhere innit

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:08, Reply)
Well no, because Waitrose didn't have any, neither did 24hr Tesco, so I had to walk to the 'big' one
(CSB)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:09, Reply)
what sizes adn shapes did you get?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:14, Reply)
he did well, actually
although we both know that they will all end up at his work/house as he takes various lovingly cooked meals away and never remembers to bring the boxes back.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:17, Reply)
No, the couriers are the ones she uses to cart her used knickers around London.
We've all heard the stories.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:10, Reply)
We've all got to make a living.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:11, Reply)
ONCE i couriered a pair of pants to a guy, years ago
but it wasn't quite as cool as he thought, i blatantly went out at lunchtime and bought a brand new pair to send, then sprayed them with a bit of perfume.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:15, Reply)
no idea
itsu do a houmous flatbread with beans and other veggies, might get that. or might go to vital ingredient and make them toss me a salad.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:53, Reply)
You there!
What hotel are you lot staying at this weekend?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:00, Reply)
Double tree? The old Ramada.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:01, Reply)
Well at least they won't mind if you piss on the floor

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:04, Reply)
Like they have a say.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:08, Reply)
I'm going to try to stash my car there. I assume they have a car park?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:08, Reply)
Do you get to use the blue spaces?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:13, Reply)
Yep. £7.50 for 24 hours according to the website.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:15, Reply)
Cheers.
Just spoke to a veryverynice man (one of Sportscow's brethren) who assured me I can park there.

I'll meet you all in the hotel bar when I get there.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:26, Reply)
Cool. They get to Brizz at about 3.30 and I get there at 12.30'ish.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:40, Reply)
stunned and frog and i are at the one he said
lighty is somewhere else i THINK
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Lighty has gone for a nice cheap one in Clifton, I think.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:19, Reply)
naked ape touches kids on the cunt

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:42, Reply)
Well known for it. apparently.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:51, Reply)
I heard that he had mini ape purely so he would always have a kid available to touch

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:55, Reply)
'Gill'

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:51, Reply)
Piers Morgan.

Aw, man, I can't believe I missed Richard McBeef off the Internet. I miss all the good stuff.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:57, Reply)
try getting out of bed before midday

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:59, Reply)
He'll be back.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:59, Reply)
Only in a re-run

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:01, Reply)
He had it in for you "Bill clay"
Whatever did you say?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:02, Reply)
I heard 'Bill Clay' called Richard McBeef's mums a pair of slags.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:05, Reply)
Richard McBeef's mums ent got nuffin on my mums

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:08, Reply)
They have designs on your mums

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:08, Reply)
It's all getting a bit Mumception

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:09, Reply)
Mum, within a mum, within a mum
sexeh!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:14, Reply)
I insulted his favourite author Terry Pratchett
and brought up that time he went to a Red Dwarf convention
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:07, Reply)
What a smeg head.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:09, Reply)

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