I'd have done her doo, that's fo' sho'

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:01, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I've met her
Briefly.

I tried to give her Sausage and Chips and she ate the chips.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:04, Reply)

I sat at a table in a cafe in Berwick next to Saffron from Republica a few years ago.
She'd get it an' all.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:05, Reply)

I know a lass who got shagged by a member (she can't remember which) of The Bolshoi.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:07, Reply)

And - this'll appeal to you
One of my subbies has a mate who is married to the drummer from The Mission.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:10, Reply)

Friend of mine had a kid to a lass who ended up with the singer from Space, the poor fucker.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:12, Reply)

We're all stars by default.
I was at school with one of the hairy bikers and I can't remember him at all.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:16, Reply)

I went to the same school as Clive Owen (he was much younger - his older brother was in the same year as me)
The design director of JLR went to my school as well.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:18, Reply)

I also had a fantastic celebrity teacher
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_in_the_Lake_trial

That's a very charitable edit.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:29, Reply)

Ooh bugger!
Good job he reserved his killing for wives, eh!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:47, Reply)

He was a very good, nurturing teacher
My mum was also a teacher in the local school system and never trusted him - I know why now, he had a huge reputation locally for being a stalker.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:52, Reply)

We had a security guy at RR who killed his wife with a hammer
Nobody was surprised, strangely enough.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:55, Reply)

Hi! Frog here.
I designed a bathroom for Topper Headon, drummer with The Clash. Whilst it was being fitted he needed some other bits and pieces which I went with him to get in an 'advisory' role. We went in his new mini convertible, and listened to snoop dogg really loud. He has an extensive collection of pornographic magazines in his airing cupboard.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:21, Reply)

^ TOP LAD CHAT!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:04, Reply)

sexist pigs

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:07, Reply)

Shut up and get the kettle on, love.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:10, Reply)

just as soon as I've finished these shelves which YOU WERE TOO LAZY TO DO LAST WEEK

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:11, Reply)

God, you're turning into your fucking mother you are.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:13, Reply)

just following your example

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:14, Reply)

#LEDGE_BANTZ

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:08, Reply)