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Evening prick thread.We've had "old Skool" hits on all day. This now means songs from the late 90's/Early 00's, which makes me feel well old.
Highlights include Beats International - Dub Be Good To Me and JX - Son Of A Gun
Which old skool hits do you like?
alt. evening plans?
Im cooking a curry (again) and picking a new series to watch on netflix.
Dexter finale was very disappointing
Lovely.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:52,
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Im really into gregorian chanting, only the ones *everyone* has heard of though im no music snob also lyrecore amd psaltry-hop(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:56,
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I'm into breaksdubsbeats, it's so new it's not even out yet.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:00,
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Destiny's child and TLC are now old skool :((
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:59,
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Only when you said it that one time and I googled it from work.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:05,
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Has he been pretending that he's cool at work again?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:11,
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His employers must know his orientation so they shouldn't be too surprised.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:16,
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I didn't click past the google answers. That was enough!Luckily they don't look at my interwebs history.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:15,
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Late 90's/early 00's is 'old skool'?Damn I feel* old.
Alt: I will be watching a film, haven't yet decided which one.
*Am
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I know :(I watched a great dark comedy called "Sightseers" the other week.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:01,
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I do enjoy JX. Even their later works when they were picked up by Tidy Trax.I also like Jake Williams' work as Rex The Dog.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:02,
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I only really listen to mr oizo on a loop(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:05,
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I hope you're as ashamed of this as I feel for you.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:12,
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I thought you were being disparaging so I was defending his honour.Alright.
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I don't think he's impacted my life enough for me to feel the need to disparage or otherwiseHiya!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:14,
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Calm down, it's only a fucking puppet.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:16,
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Named after a bird?! What is this Dr Seuss shit?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:25,
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His real name is Tracey.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:25,
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Enough about me.Tell me about your day.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:07,
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I went to work and posted some sentences on the internet and send some text messages now I'm going home(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:09,
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your plebeian palate wouldn't appreciate the subtleties of a good single malt(, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:36, Reply)
Im not too big on Whisky, no. get me a nice Cognac
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:38,
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abit American Phsyco that - never been one to drink something in order to show off.At least, not since I became an adult and decided to like things because I want to.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:16,
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dude, I like Glenfarclas 10 and 15 so it stands to reason I'll like the 105 proof stuff.I''ve never felt the need to neck a load of methadone, deep fry food and post pictures of it on Facebook, but swings and roundabouts eh.
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...became an adult yet has the bowel control of a mewling babe in arms(, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:23, Reply)
Newborn babies probably shit less than Gonz. Milk isn't fried or mixed with Kitekat and chunks of stale soda bread. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:31,
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you know when you did coke yeah?It makes you need to shit innit, as does MDMA and coffee. Stimulants are bad for your guts bruv.
Pity ol' poopants here hasn't realised that all these cigarettes and energy drinks are making
his embarrassing condition even 'woers'.
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C'mon now, let's not turn on your sycophant just because nobody's stroked his ego today.Let's keep the scorn to those who don't give a shit.
Anyway, it's been fun, L8erz.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:20,
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Like that's a real thing.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:44,
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Glensarlaccs.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:47,
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"A slight whiff of ammonia, coupled with a solitary, wiry hair clinging to the side of the glass."(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:50,
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'I'm getting a hint of scampi, some rotting herring and a slight level of taramasalata as a back note'. Should work well with a bowl of light blood clots to nibble on. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:59,
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OMNOMNOMNOM!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:02,
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Your threads are fucking shit and so is your lifestyle you disgusting queer. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:40,
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Whoa, bit harsh.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:44,
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You've known me long enough to remember being much worse than that. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:45,
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That's true.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:46,
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Yes Napoleon, you say this every time I do one.Now run along back to obscurity, there's a good chap.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:44,
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Alright? We done the 2048 game here yet?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:07,
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Hah, I warn you, it's quite addictive.People on my FB are caining me, but my highscore is 6068 .
gabrielecirulli.github.io/2048/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:11,
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Not for another 34 years, no.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:10,
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KAPLOWIE, alright DeeGee?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:12,
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Yo G man.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:13,
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On my last fag, gotta go shops in a bit, cod'n'chips I reckon.CBA to cook tonight
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:14,
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I've stopped. Again.I stopped a couple of weeks ago, weakened for a week, then the realisation of my impending unemployment doubled my resolve. So I stopped again on Sunday.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:15,
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Smoking, that is. Not cooking.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:17,
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Really don't miss it.Didn't miss it 2 weeks ago; it was only because the missus cracked, which was stupid.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:22,
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I gave up and relapsed several times, been smoke free for a couple of years now.I found the hardest thing to break was the activities; the first of the day, the two on the walk to the station, the lunchtime one.
The actual addiction bit isn't overly difficult to break, it's reprogramming of behaviour which is the pisser.
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I hate agreeing with youBut it's the early morning kettle on, quick smoke while it boils that is the root of my habit.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:27,
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Yeah, I agree.being full of cold at the moment a tab is the last thing I want, so silver linings and all that.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:29,
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That's what I'm doing.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:31,
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Trouble is, I don't know if I WANT to stopI'm not a heavy smoker (40 a week or so) and it seems to punctuate my hours.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:36,
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I need that early morning oneI've been full of snot, hawking up shite and still always needed the waking up tab.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:32,
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Stick at it! I stopped now, I have some green on a weekend but that's it.You will appreciate it even moreso now that they're hiking the price up again!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:27,
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I prefer the naked ape ones, his have a certain style that is difficult to emulate(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:55,
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Just copy it off and make it yours (
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:59,
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Sweet, I'll just find an old one and rehash it. Great plan!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:03,
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I hope the tube strikes tomorrow; that should bring one about pretty damned sharpish.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:48,
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Just been reading that RMT subscriptions and renewals have lurched upwardsNow that Bob "fuck you if you don't work in the South East" Crow is dead.
RMT lost 70% of their members on Merseyside after Crow refused to support a manslaughter case against a guard.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:55,
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The last ones meant I had to walk for 30 minutes twice, get one taxi and one overground train. I was not inconvenienced in the least, it meant I had a good excuse to go to work a bit later and I would welcome similar action at least once a week.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:56,
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Betty BooBetty Boo just doin' the do
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:56,
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Where Are You Baby was the better track, imho.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:58,
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I'd have done her doo, that's fo' sho'(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:01,
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I've met herBriefly.
I tried to give her Sausage and Chips and she ate the chips.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:04,
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I sat at a table in a cafe in Berwick next to Saffron from Republica a few years ago.She'd get it an' all.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:05,
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I know a lass who got shagged by a member (she can't remember which) of The Bolshoi. (
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:07,
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And - this'll appeal to youOne of my subbies has a mate who is married to the drummer from The Mission.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:10,
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Friend of mine had a kid to a lass who ended up with the singer from Space, the poor fucker.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:12,
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We're all stars by default.I was at school with one of the hairy bikers and I can't remember him at all.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:16,
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I went to the same school as Clive Owen (he was much younger - his older brother was in the same year as me)The design director of JLR went to my school as well.
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I also had a fantastic celebrity teacher en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_in_the_Lake_trial
That's a very charitable edit.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:29,
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He was a very good, nurturing teacherMy mum was also a teacher in the local school system and never trusted him - I know why now, he had a huge reputation locally for being a stalker.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:52,
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We had a security guy at RR who killed his wife with a hammerNobody was surprised, strangely enough.
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Hi! Frog here.I designed a bathroom for Topper Headon, drummer with The Clash. Whilst it was being fitted he needed some other bits and pieces which I went with him to get in an 'advisory' role. We went in his new mini convertible, and listened to snoop dogg really loud. He has an extensive collection of pornographic magazines in his airing cupboard.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:21,
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^ TOP LAD CHAT!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:04,
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Shut up and get the kettle on, love.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:10,
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just as soon as I've finished these shelves which YOU WERE TOO LAZY TO DO LAST WEEK(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:11,
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God, you're turning into your fucking mother you are.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:13,
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just following your example(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:14,
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Criss cross! Criss cross!EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:36,
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I'm doing better than the RyanAir passengers arriving at Edinburgh.The double wobbly approach and then the aborted landing must have been worrying for those on board.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:35,
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1/3 chance of the second landing attempt leading to a 'damaging' landing according to a pilot I used to play golf with years ago. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:39,
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I was marketing director for ryanair in 2007/8.I would never have allowed a landing like that to happen.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:40,
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I miss The Disappointed's post that said 'BECAUSE OF SAUSAGE'
I wish it hadn't gone away :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:45,
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I did it from a mixture of angst, despair and frustration. I needed to say it. I'll make it my sig, if you want.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:48,
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I need to get it right.It's about the stuff in Pizza that Battered would never have approved of.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:56,
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What, you mean when he was marketing director for Pizza Hut in 2007/8? Sorry, dunno nuffing about it mate.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:57,
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You keep at as a sig then.He'll never approve ever again!
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:00,
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Ol' skool againBut I've upheld a very old tradition that all of my sigs are lyrics.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:03,
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I can't be arsed to try and read through this threadsomebody be a dear and start a new one, yeah?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:54,
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Well at least you've put more effort into this one than the "shut up hh"(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:57,
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Jigaboos like you aren't entitled to an opinion. Shit off & pick some cotton. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:58,
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Is that what your Ex tells you when shes being nailed by big Leroy?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:00,
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I still love that, did you ever see the Vinnie Jones version?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:02,
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Yeah, just watched it again to remind myself. Good innit.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:08,
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The original still makes me piss myself(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:09,
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Me too, those earlier web videos are better than today's lol waqqi pranksters etc(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:11,
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Some are quite good you've seen the Japanese ones when like 100 people come round the corner and run at full pelttowards an un-suspecting member of the public
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:15,
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I couldn't give a shit whose firing one up her. They just need to be prepared for mentalness. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:04,
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Yeah, but he would have access to your daughter, just saying.(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:05,
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She wears a bespoke chasity belt which will only be released on a timelock when she is 35. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:10,
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I didn't mean it like that, more like the influence they would have on her(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:13,
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You bastard, now I have the cha cha slide as an earworm(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:58,
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Now it's time to get funky(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:58,
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Please, one of you start another thread. I've had enough of this shitstabber's rubbish. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:13,
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^ What inch high private eye said ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:16,
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Not worth itAt least half of these people are waiting for this thread to end to motivate them to find something else to do
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:16,
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You assume they have anything better to do. Which is highly doubtful. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:17,
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I wasn't suggesting they'll find anything betterBut I'd rather not picture the lonely bedsit wanks, if it's all the same to you
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:19,
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I have to put the bins out, that's probably better(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:21,
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As soon as Harters starts a new thread, that's your cueEdit: correction, dozer
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:22,
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Bit late Dozer beat me (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:24,
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YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:24,
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Terrible way to describe mucking up inside Swipe. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:24,
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Going to bed in my caseNight
x
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:17,
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haha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:19,
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Maybe he sleeps in a suitcase, I think TD is quite small(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:20,
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