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So, exactly what things have you got up to with my mother then?
Alt: chicken or beef?
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:24, 136 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Alt: chicken or beef?
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:24, 136 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Honest guv, nothing
Beef all the way. Tastes 100 times better than chicken
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:26, Reply)
Beef all the way. Tastes 100 times better than chicken
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I find it crazy that they keep finding meats contaminated with other meats
and that factory in ireland is still mashing mouldy shit into lasagnes, and yet nobody seems to give a shit any more.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:38, Reply)
and that factory in ireland is still mashing mouldy shit into lasagnes, and yet nobody seems to give a shit any more.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:38, Reply)
They should shut down all imports of meat in to the UK. Then any company wanting to export to the UK should be thouroghly inspected (at their cost) to demonstrate the integrity of their products before being granted a license.
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I ate a Mathesons "Hot and Spicy" pork sausage last week.
It was neither hot nor spicy, it might have been pork, but I'm not sure.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:42, Reply)
It was neither hot nor spicy, it might have been pork, but I'm not sure.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:42, Reply)
I was marketing director at mathersons in 2007/8
I would never have allowed pork into the produce of this item.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:45, Reply)
I would never have allowed pork into the produce of this item.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:45, Reply)
Alll meat should what it says on the package - no more, no less.
Mixing stuff so we don't know what's in it - not good. I'd buy something labelled as 'Horse' - don't see why we don't eat the fuckers TBH.
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Mixing stuff so we don't know what's in it - not good. I'd buy something labelled as 'Horse' - don't see why we don't eat the fuckers TBH.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:45, Reply)
As a carnivore, I'll eat pretty much anything, as long as it's decent quality'
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I do my best to get around this problem
by not buying shit ready meals. Occasionally I suppose a piece of horse or dog or whatever might make its way into a pie I might purchase, but I consider the risk worth it. I like pie /1998
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:49, Reply)
by not buying shit ready meals. Occasionally I suppose a piece of horse or dog or whatever might make its way into a pie I might purchase, but I consider the risk worth it. I like pie /1998
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:49, Reply)
This is the thing, I would never buy a ready meal, or value mince, I get all my meat from the butchers
But I fucking love pork pies and cocktail sausages.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:50, Reply)
But I fucking love pork pies and cocktail sausages.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:50, Reply)
I want to learn how to make my own pork pies, supposed to be quite difficult due to the type of pastry.
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this looks to be a pretty good version of teh recipe
gourmetdough.com/pastry/how-to-make-hot-water-crust-pastry
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:59, Reply)
gourmetdough.com/pastry/how-to-make-hot-water-crust-pastry
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:59, Reply)
It's just shortcrust, innit?
I can well imagine a filo pie being a pig but you can't really go wrong with shortcrust.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:59, Reply)
I can well imagine a filo pie being a pig but you can't really go wrong with shortcrust.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:59, Reply)
I'd love to get meat from the butchers but work and being hungover on most Saturday mornings prevents this.
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Past experience has told me I'd probably be too late to go even if I wasn't hungover.
I like a lie-in, and most butchers shut at lunchtime.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)
I like a lie-in, and most butchers shut at lunchtime.
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I don't get this, people say it "raises awareness" but so what, I'm perfectly aware of cancer
doesn't stop people getting it, or help people who have it.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:40, Reply)
doesn't stop people getting it, or help people who have it.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:40, Reply)
I've never been so insulted in my life
No wait, I have...
Carry on
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:49, Reply)
No wait, I have...
Carry on
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:49, Reply)
I have seen people with post of their donations and I think
"Got something to prove have you? Proving that thought you are a liar and a whore and fucking ugly its OK because you gave £3? Maybe the fucking faeries will see your £3 donation and make you less ugly!"
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:53, Reply)
"Got something to prove have you? Proving that thought you are a liar and a whore and fucking ugly its OK because you gave £3? Maybe the fucking faeries will see your £3 donation and make you less ugly!"
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:53, Reply)
I think it was a makeup company that started it in the first place.
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How would that work then?
Most of them look much better without all the slap on?
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:45, Reply)
Most of them look much better without all the slap on?
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:45, Reply)
Yeah, but some do and every one is £3 more donated than otherwise would have been
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:48, Reply)
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I've been forced into an unpleasant realisation
that a lot of guys I know have married ugly women.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:48, Reply)
that a lot of guys I know have married ugly women.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:48, Reply)
Sometimes you want to make sure that you're not going to be one that gets cheated on in a relationship
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I rely on the mesmerising white heat of my personality to keep them true.
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Well, you're not on my Facebook, so you don't fucking count, do you?
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All its raising awareness of to me if how fucking ugly these women are
and how by wearing make up they are literally lying to other people about how they look and are no better than clowns parading around with their fake faces on. Fuck them, fuck women, fucking liars, cheats and whores. I hope they all get cancer.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:50, Reply)
and how by wearing make up they are literally lying to other people about how they look and are no better than clowns parading around with their fake faces on. Fuck them, fuck women, fucking liars, cheats and whores. I hope they all get cancer.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:50, Reply)
I put tonnes of pictures up on facebook without makeup on.
Why should people be using words lik e"brave" to describe a woman showing what she actually looks like. Men do it every day. My wife hardly ever wears make up. Its one of the things that attracted me to her as she isn't an ugly troll faking it with slap. I once woke up next to this ugly piggy eyed pasty faced bird and they first thing that I wondered was wear the hot chick from the night before had gone. Any women that use make up are liars LIARS AND WHORES!
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Why should people be using words lik e"brave" to describe a woman showing what she actually looks like. Men do it every day. My wife hardly ever wears make up. Its one of the things that attracted me to her as she isn't an ugly troll faking it with slap. I once woke up next to this ugly piggy eyed pasty faced bird and they first thing that I wondered was wear the hot chick from the night before had gone. Any women that use make up are liars LIARS AND WHORES!
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:56, Reply)
I think I've seen my mrs in full makeup maybe twice
and both times I was in a DJ.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:57, Reply)
and both times I was in a DJ.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:57, Reply)
I was at a stag weekend in Bristol a few years ago.
We ended up in some dreadful 80's nightclub, intermingled with a hen party who happened to be staying in the same hotel as us.
The following morning we're all checking out, the lifts opened and all the hens appeared. Without make up.
Guess who yelled out 'Hello ladies, I think we were out with your daughters last night'.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:59, Reply)
We ended up in some dreadful 80's nightclub, intermingled with a hen party who happened to be staying in the same hotel as us.
The following morning we're all checking out, the lifts opened and all the hens appeared. Without make up.
Guess who yelled out 'Hello ladies, I think we were out with your daughters last night'.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Why don't you ask her yourself, you're still fucking her aren't you?
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:56, Reply)
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welcome to our world
we have to put up with looking at your fucking ugly faces every day of the week.
although that being said, i hardly wear make-up, only for going out. i don't know how some women bother, they must have to get up 2 hours before work to slap that on.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:57, Reply)
we have to put up with looking at your fucking ugly faces every day of the week.
although that being said, i hardly wear make-up, only for going out. i don't know how some women bother, they must have to get up 2 hours before work to slap that on.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:57, Reply)
You had foundation or powder or something and a little eye makeup on when I met you PAINTED WHORE!
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:01, Reply)
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that's because i was GOING OUT!
this morning i am bare faced as a baby.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:01, Reply)
this morning i am bare faced as a baby.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:01, Reply)
nah
frightens the opposition when they hear the stubble scraping across the handset
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)
frightens the opposition when they hear the stubble scraping across the handset
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)
hahaha
www.cracked.com/article_20997_5-shocking-realities-being-transgender-media-ignores.html
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:06, Reply)
www.cracked.com/article_20997_5-shocking-realities-being-transgender-media-ignores.html
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:06, Reply)
Ashamed of how you looked to me?
Felt you had to put on a face mask of paint!
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Felt you had to put on a face mask of paint!
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:03, Reply)
i'd seen your pics on fb and thought you might want to swap some eyeliner tips
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I put one up with a full face of makeup.
and a dress.
But that's Saturdays for you.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)
and a dress.
But that's Saturdays for you.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)
People weren't even donating when I moaned about it on facebook.
As if someone going through chemo is worried about the aesthetics of how they look.
silly slags.
Ugly ones too.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:23, Reply)
As if someone going through chemo is worried about the aesthetics of how they look.
silly slags.
Ugly ones too.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:23, Reply)
My friend Sandra is currently having chemo for breast cancer
She's done a baldynut one in support and thought it was all great
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)
She's done a baldynut one in support and thought it was all great
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Yes! I saw a lass put one up who is going through chemo and still smiling.
For her, I donated.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)
For her, I donated.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Never mind no make up selfies
If they want to raise breast cancer awareness I want to see boobs
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)
If they want to raise breast cancer awareness I want to see boobs
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)
The elbow
Alt: Chicken for sandwiches, but beef for pretty much everything else.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:55, Reply)
Alt: Chicken for sandwiches, but beef for pretty much everything else.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:55, Reply)
The inlaws used to run a post office
Some of the stories of their "valued customers" unbelievable
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)
Some of the stories of their "valued customers" unbelievable
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)
I used to live in an off licence
Some of our regular customers were secret alcoholics. Come in about 10am for a litre of port a day
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)
Some of our regular customers were secret alcoholics. Come in about 10am for a litre of port a day
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)
I used to live in a mosque.
Some of the bomb construction I saw was amazing.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:58, Reply)
Some of the bomb construction I saw was amazing.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:58, Reply)
:(
I'd be flippant, but you've no idea the sheer amount of spastics I have to deal with on a daily basis. They make you look like Bill Gates.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)
I'd be flippant, but you've no idea the sheer amount of spastics I have to deal with on a daily basis. They make you look like Bill Gates.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)
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