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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Mothers' Day. What you getting, what you buying, ym comments atc.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:41, 172 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
nothing, nothing, nothing
NEXT
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:41, Reply)
I am due to have my daughter with me that day. I offered to swap weekends so she & her mother could spend it together and she said no.
Not even 'no thank you'.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Your ex is such an Al

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:42, Reply)
I thought I was being considerate. Won't bother again.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:44, Reply)
FFS
I hope she was attractive as she does seem a vile human
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:48, Reply)
I wouldn't.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:53, Reply)
Woman needs her Gonz Time.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:36, Reply)
nothing she's dead

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:44, Reply)
nice that you adn swipe are both in the dead mum club

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:45, Reply)
she isn't really i just dont want to waste money on flowers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:46, Reply)
women don't realise how expensive flowers are
you could get a proper present that'll last longer than a week for the price
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:46, Reply)
i agree, but they like them so what can you do?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:47, Reply)
cunt punch?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:50, Reply)
she had that for xmas

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:51, Reply)
hung by her ankles and crammed full of oranges and booze

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:03, Reply)
of course we do
that's why we like them. because we know you think they're pointless.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:18, Reply)
get a potted flowering plant

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:49, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2242981
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:46, Reply)
Some fertiliser

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:47, Reply)
Terrible bullying of swipe

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:52, Reply)
And myself :(

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:54, Reply)
My stepdad has decided to hold the mother's day gathering on the same day as his mother's birthday.
Which would be fine, except it's going to be a bit awkward when I turn up, give my mum a big bunch of flowers and then flick the Vs at a woman who's no relation to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:49, Reply)

Vs at bean of
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:50, Reply)
61 years seperate her and the mrs.
Nobody could accuse me of having a type.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:51, Reply)
only cos your mrs is 12

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:52, Reply)
olololol

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:53, Reply)
i'm that person that presses the button that says DO NOT PRESS on it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Wrong button, if you're alluding to what I suspect you are.
Soz, chief!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:55, Reply)
*presses harder and repeatedly*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:56, Reply)
*pushes back*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:57, Reply)
GAY^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:59, Reply)
It's nice that you're so close

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:51, Reply)
typical moody frenchman

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:52, Reply)
Well, you know, family's important.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Low key this year innit
due to Mrs Cow's mum being dead, an' that
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:52, Reply)
Best thing you could do
would be to have a massive celebration with your mum...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:55, Reply)
in other words, free Sunday for you! \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:55, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:57, Reply)
I bet you still get in trouble for going to the pub.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Most likely

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Snakes with tits.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:59, Reply)
You want /board for that sort of thing

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:01, Reply)
I got a card for Father's Day, which was'nt too bad, I'll buy the missus some chocs, and let the kid make a label.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:55, Reply)
And then smash her back doors in amiright

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Hopefully, chocs get her going.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:57, Reply)
Only if it's a decent label

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:05, Reply)
Ahhhh, the traditional mothers day label, I remember making my first one all those years ago.......

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:56, Reply)
To mm, from frog, thanks for the tit milk and ruined minge.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:57, Reply)
to be honest, i don't see why my mums minge being ruined would bother me, that's everyone else on b3tas problem

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Its no problem
She didn't birth you out of her arse
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:01, Reply)
No, that was my sister

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Although he is...
... a little shit!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Bought it at the five and dime

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:58, Reply)
touched cunt until my fingers bled

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Was the children of 6 and 9

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:59, Reply)
*punch fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Best years of my Swipe.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:00, Reply)
You're all mean bullies RE: My last thread.
Don't be blaming me if your simple brains cannot function in a conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:01, Reply)
^ upset

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:01, Reply)
JAISAM THREADS ARE WANKY WANKY WANK WANK

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2241994
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Your vain attempts at hiding your frivolous homosexuality are fooling nobody.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:07, Reply)
Michael Batterymore

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:07, Reply)
Not sure the rainbow brigade would appreciate homosexuality being called "frivolous", Jase.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:08, Reply)
I don't give a shit what them marys think.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:11, Reply)
I am many things, a lot of which are less than pleasant.
But being pervert who likes other mens penises isn't one of them.

Thankfully.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:09, Reply)
That's exactly what a person in denial would say
We're all friends here, Battered. Just come out
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:13, Reply)
I think I'll go to the pub instead thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:13, Reply)
YEAH!!! A GAY BAR!!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Flowers

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)
do your parents still talk to you even though you're a massive disappointment and a filthy queeerbo?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:03, Reply)
The flowers he's getting for his mum?
*sunglasses ascii*

Pansies
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:04, Reply)
I think they're alright with his sexuality, it's *everything* else. EVERYTHING.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:04, Reply)
Well deviants do tend to breed deviants.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:05, Reply)
TWO DADS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:05, Reply)
A crime against nature. Disgusting.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:06, Reply)
But where does the baby come out of?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:10, Reply)
But particularly his taste in music. And television. And men.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:05, Reply)
HEY!!!
I have great taste in men.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:10, Reply)
Is the taste "spunk"?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:16, Reply)
You have to lower the tone don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Only if he's lucky!!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:21, Reply)
hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:22, Reply)
Course they do.
Thanks to me not getting married they went on a round the world cruise.
and that's a gay joke in itself!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:09, Reply)
cruise ships are dead classy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:10, Reply)
The Costa Concordia went down well.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:22, Reply)
That went down faster than you after a Bacardi Breezer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:30, Reply)
Nothing, the bitch is dead.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:07, Reply)
edgy^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:09, Reply)
Which old bitch?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:10, Reply)
the wicked bitch

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:22, Reply)
a wreath
thanks for the reminder, no, really.

you and whs and thorntons and hotel chocolat and selfridges and boots and groupon and ebay and the spa and the sanctuary and paperchase and oliver bonas and debenhams and marks and spencers and interflora and every single fucking restaurant ever
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:22, Reply)
I know
its almost as if other peoples mothers are still alive
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:23, Reply)
lol dead mum

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:25, Reply)
LOL

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:27, Reply)
they shouldn't be
when you look at what they produced.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:40, Reply)
Thorntons do wreaths?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:24, Reply)
^excited about chocolate rings^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:25, Reply)
hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:28, Reply)
hotel chocolat do
my friend sent me one for christmas, it was insane. like diabeetus in a box. i had to hack at it with a knife.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:41, Reply)
HAHA your so shit you can't even do mothers day properly.
You and AA should meet up and have angry crysexing
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:25, Reply)
shut up bald thing

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:42, Reply)
He makes your arse sing

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:43, Reply)
Just overheard a couple flirting with each other at work, over the crossword.
Girl laughs, and then "But ... who's 'Osama Bin Laden'?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:26, Reply)
Well, who is Osama Bin Laden, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:31, Reply)
He's the prime minister of America

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:31, Reply)
Just pointing out that Vagabond hasn't answered
and therefore doesn't know. THE LAW OF THE PLAYGROUND SITS IN JUDGEMENT.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:41, Reply)
tggi

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:47, Reply)
HE'S THE KING OF AMERICA LIKE COW SAID YOU DIV.
I've been in a meeting - stop bullying me you bullying bulliers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:09, Reply)
you insensitive prick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:27, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2243103
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:28, Reply)
:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:29, Reply)
she only died cos you didn't love her enough

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:29, Reply)
I loved her
right up to the hilt
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:30, Reply)
This is true of all mum deaths

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:33, Reply)
but especially dozer
of course the embarrassment of having soiled the world by producing him didn't help either
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:38, Reply)
Well Natch

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:44, Reply)
ahaha "Colonel Rumprager of the First Anal Brigade"

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:32, Reply)
i just found my secret stash of penguins and now I've eaten 3

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:34, Reply)
Happy Feed

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:35, Reply)
I've just ordered mothers day cards for my mother and for my wife from my daughter.
I can't wait until the lazy shit is old enough to buy her own.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:36, Reply)
Mrs ape got a card for me to sign for my mum, she's usefl like that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:37, Reply)
She's trying to make up for getting knocke up by a dwarf.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:38, Reply)
muskyanuslols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:39, Reply)
You don't buy them, you amateur
Give the brat a bit of paper to scribble on then hand them that.
Trust me, they will love it all the more.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:40, Reply)
Honestly, he's such a Nakers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:41, Reply)
She doens't do scribbling
she tries to collect all the crayons she can, and then she tries to eat them.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:45, Reply)
just like her daddy in the showers after rugby

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:49, Reply)
by that point she'll hate you
and you'll have ruined her life.

which is kind of true, considering you're making her live it in barnet.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:43, Reply)
Did you miss rory last week?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:43, Reply)
there was a noticeable increase in the number of posts and lols last week

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Jokes on you, we're moving in the summer

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:46, Reply)
where to??
somewhere less shit? or somewhere more shit?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:48, Reply)
I'm going to create my own religion
so she can be a bishop or something I guess
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:59, Reply)
and then you can bash her yeah

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:00, Reply)
oh!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:00, Reply)
Two Mitres

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:00, Reply)
vaya con dios, el Rana

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:01, Reply)
aplausos

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:08, Reply)

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