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Can money buy you happiness?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26671221
Rory earns more in a month than swipe does in a year, but who is the happier of the two?
Would you consider a lower paid job than your current one, for a simpler or happier life?
Alt: Just how long should you wear a pair of trousers for before washing them?
Altalt: Has anyone said 'weekend plans' yet?
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:42, 167 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26671221
Rory earns more in a month than swipe does in a year, but who is the happier of the two?
Would you consider a lower paid job than your current one, for a simpler or happier life?
Alt: Just how long should you wear a pair of trousers for before washing them?
Altalt: Has anyone said 'weekend plans' yet?
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:42, 167 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
new Avery record out.
Audion remix of Need Electric.
Might pick it up this Sat.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:49, Reply)
Audion remix of Need Electric.
Might pick it up this Sat.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:49, Reply)
HIYA!!!!!
I earn about 25% less than I used to, but I am happier generally although equally bored.
Alt: Twice for jeans, once for trousers.
Altalt: Meeting Dozer for a nice meal tonight.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:45, Reply)
I earn about 25% less than I used to, but I am happier generally although equally bored.
Alt: Twice for jeans, once for trousers.
Altalt: Meeting Dozer for a nice meal tonight.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:45, Reply)
Alt: About a week if you're just sitting around in them
Unless, of course, they're prone to explosions. I've done some extensive testing in this field recently and have come to the conclusion that explosion-prone trouser-wear ought to be washed twice a week for the sake of safety.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:45, Reply)
Unless, of course, they're prone to explosions. I've done some extensive testing in this field recently and have come to the conclusion that explosion-prone trouser-wear ought to be washed twice a week for the sake of safety.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:45, Reply)
I do enjoy the simple life, no qualms here.
Saying that though if I did get a sudden windfall, I'd fuckin' love that too. I'd like to travel on it and see the world.
I want to stay at one of those underwater hotels. That's a major on my bucket list.
As long as Im making enough money to live comfortably, Im happy.
alt. Til they blow up.
I wear my work pants for two days before alternating
altalt. I don't think so. What are you up to?
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:46, Reply)
Saying that though if I did get a sudden windfall, I'd fuckin' love that too. I'd like to travel on it and see the world.
I want to stay at one of those underwater hotels. That's a major on my bucket list.
As long as Im making enough money to live comfortably, Im happy.
alt. Til they blow up.
I wear my work pants for two days before alternating
altalt. I don't think so. What are you up to?
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:46, Reply)
It's not like I sit around in my own filth. Im in an office for a few hours.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:49, Reply)
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:49, Reply)
Maybe I just have sweatier balls than you
but I wouldn't be comfortable doing that.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:50, Reply)
but I wouldn't be comfortable doing that.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:50, Reply)
Maybe you should wash more often?
Or work somewhere with air conditioning.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:53, Reply)
Or work somewhere with air conditioning.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:53, Reply)
Yiou need a certain amount of cash, but nod, it doesnn't. One of my opunters is a multi millionaire, what a wninging, selfish cunt. His missus
is worse. Loathe the fuckers.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:51, Reply)
is worse. Loathe the fuckers.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:51, Reply)
With fingers that dextrous and delicate, you should have been a surgeon.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:53, Reply)
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I would like a quieter & calmer life.
Alt: once or twice. Which costs me a fortune in dry cleaning.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:55, Reply)
Alt: once or twice. Which costs me a fortune in dry cleaning.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:55, Reply)
i kept reading that without the "alt" at first
which changes the meaning quite considerably
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:24, Reply)
which changes the meaning quite considerably
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:24, Reply)
I had a real job once.
Not a great period of my life. I only narrowly avoided a full-on padded room breakdown by getting the fuck out.
These days I earn fuck all, but I finally have a job I love doing, and while I don't have much in the way of disposable income, I have enough to be happy.
Course, it helps that we don't have kids or a mortgage, I suppose.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:59, Reply)
Not a great period of my life. I only narrowly avoided a full-on padded room breakdown by getting the fuck out.
These days I earn fuck all, but I finally have a job I love doing, and while I don't have much in the way of disposable income, I have enough to be happy.
Course, it helps that we don't have kids or a mortgage, I suppose.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:59, Reply)
As long as you have enough to tide you over, anything above this is less important than job satisfaction.
I'd go mental if I was on 40K digging a hole and filling it in again, over and over, every day.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:07, Reply)
I'd go mental if I was on 40K digging a hole and filling it in again, over and over, every day.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:07, Reply)
Wait, is this the same hole, or different holes in different places?
I feel like this is an important distinction.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:18, Reply)
I feel like this is an important distinction.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Try claiming it was a satirical marriage analogy.
You might get away with it.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:23, Reply)
You might get away with it.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:23, Reply)
well, tangles, nothing says "fulfilled and successful" or "challenging and interesting" like circling a website of strangers trying to be as unpleasant as possible
i like my job a lot, but i'd consider something else if i got bored. i would enjoy running westfield or something.
alt: this is not a scientific question. what if you spill something on them, for example? are you talking about someone who travels in them too, and rubs his grubby mitts on them after eating crisps or someone who changes when he gets to work and keeps them hanging behind his office door in a suit cover?
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:21, Reply)
i like my job a lot, but i'd consider something else if i got bored. i would enjoy running westfield or something.
alt: this is not a scientific question. what if you spill something on them, for example? are you talking about someone who travels in them too, and rubs his grubby mitts on them after eating crisps or someone who changes when he gets to work and keeps them hanging behind his office door in a suit cover?
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:21, Reply)
Do you think Frog and Battered really need to wash theirs after two wears?
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:33, Reply)
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:33, Reply)
Well if you didn't hire yours out for use as a marquee then you wouldn't need to pressure wash them so much.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:40, Reply)
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:40, Reply)
Having more cash certainly can help in terms of being able to go for meals, the cinema, etc
I'm skint as fuck at the minute but I'm happy. My needs extend as far as a good curry and some wine so I'm cheap to run
Alt:
Work ones, possibly two days. Jeans, until they run off
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:40, Reply)
I'm skint as fuck at the minute but I'm happy. My needs extend as far as a good curry and some wine so I'm cheap to run
Alt:
Work ones, possibly two days. Jeans, until they run off
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:40, Reply)
I definitely earn less than you London lot being up north
But I think the quality of life I have is much better. And for the area I am on a decent wedge
Alt. as long as they ain't dirty then keep going
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:45, Reply)
But I think the quality of life I have is much better. And for the area I am on a decent wedge
Alt. as long as they ain't dirty then keep going
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:45, Reply)
What do you do Bonz?
I think I'd struggle to earn my wage in London
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:48, Reply)
I think I'd struggle to earn my wage in London
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:48, Reply)
Money goes up down there for the same jobs, but the cost of living is way more so cancels it out really.
I love London but fuck living there, fast paced, expensive and stressful.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:50, Reply)
I love London but fuck living there, fast paced, expensive and stressful.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:50, Reply)
IT is an odd profession though
I could earn 6 figures if I went into consulting/contracting but it would require at least 50% of my time in London
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:53, Reply)
I could earn 6 figures if I went into consulting/contracting but it would require at least 50% of my time in London
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:53, Reply)
But just as jay says I would earn more in a similar role dahn sarf
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:55, Reply)
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:55, Reply)
We're all going to the B4ysh tomorrow, Bristol Land, B4ysh tomorrow.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:07, Reply)
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:07, Reply)
I look forward to your ugly mug popping up in my facebook feed on Monday
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:30, Reply)
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Just to let you all know, I've bught two new pairs of work trousers.
Both with Tudor style codpieces. One to wear and one to put behind a glass panel in the car in case of explosion.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:11, Reply)
Both with Tudor style codpieces. One to wear and one to put behind a glass panel in the car in case of explosion.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:11, Reply)
Are you sure they'll be safe behind glass?
What if the spare pair explode?
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:12, Reply)
What if the spare pair explode?
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:12, Reply)
That's a good point. Perhaps, instead of a "break glass in emergency" type thing, I should install
some toughened glass with explosive bolts around the edge to blast them free.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:14, Reply)
some toughened glass with explosive bolts around the edge to blast them free.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:14, Reply)
Maybe money can't buy you happiness, but I'd at least like the chance to assess.
"It's a lot easier to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle."
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:26, Reply)
"It's a lot easier to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle."
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:26, Reply)
Alright?
I saw Battered staring.
"You look like you're miles away."
"Sorry I was daydreaming."
"No, I mean you look like you're miles away."
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:32, Reply)
I saw Battered staring.
"You look like you're miles away."
"Sorry I was daydreaming."
"No, I mean you look like you're miles away."
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:32, Reply)
It's a little girl
7' 6" and she seems to like sleeping, which is good
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:39, Reply)
7' 6" and she seems to like sleeping, which is good
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:39, Reply)
That's pounds and ounces not feet and inches
I know I have previous when it comes to excessive length
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:40, Reply)
I know I have previous when it comes to excessive length
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Fanks frogger!
You'll be cradling one of your own with swipey before you know it
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:41, Reply)
You'll be cradling one of your own with swipey before you know it
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:41, Reply)
Good work Nakers
I know these things are much harder work for the father than for the mother.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:36, Reply)
I know these things are much harder work for the father than for the mother.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:36, Reply)
It was pretty traumatic
I having to drink an Adnams to try and relax
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:41, Reply)
I having to drink an Adnams to try and relax
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:41, Reply)
Congrats to the Family Ape.
Tell my daughter she is welcome at any time.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Tell my daughter she is welcome at any time.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:54, Reply)
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