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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Sorry LiC, that is a "fucking shit" thread
You have 1 minute to spend £1000. How?
Alt:
Car woes
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:54, 115 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
You have 1 minute to spend £1000. How?
Alt:
Car woes
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:54, 115 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Yeah', but it's such a bitch, they only let you buy one codine based product at a time so you'll have to go around all the phamacies one at a time; and who's got itme for that?
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:53, Reply)
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:53, Reply)
Book a holiday
alt. never had one.
Has anyone said weekend plans yet?
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:56, Reply)
alt. never had one.
Has anyone said weekend plans yet?
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Online poker tournament
if you count "spent" as in joined the table and can't get your money back.
Alt: Don't have one
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:58, Reply)
if you count "spent" as in joined the table and can't get your money back.
Alt: Don't have one
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:58, Reply)
god, so many things
creme de la mer.
holiday deposit.
mac.
half a vintage desk.
chanel coat and sunglasses.
the new outsized mulberry, want want want.
i mean, give it to charity.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:59, Reply)
creme de la mer.
holiday deposit.
mac.
half a vintage desk.
chanel coat and sunglasses.
the new outsized mulberry, want want want.
i mean, give it to charity.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Trainers.
Alt: It's been broken for weeks, I haven't needed it. I don't think I need a car.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Alt: It's been broken for weeks, I haven't needed it. I don't think I need a car.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Well, I don't want it as such,
I was thinking of entering it in to a destruction Derby.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:19, Reply)
I was thinking of entering it in to a destruction Derby.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:19, Reply)
Probably a new AV receiver with more than the two HDMI inputs I currently have
plus a nice CD player. NAIM, maybe, or Roksan. Also need a NAS drive for films etc. plus a new laptop to stream stuff from it. I could spend that grand in far less than a minute.
Alt: I don't have enough cars.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:13, Reply)
plus a nice CD player. NAIM, maybe, or Roksan. Also need a NAS drive for films etc. plus a new laptop to stream stuff from it. I could spend that grand in far less than a minute.
Alt: I don't have enough cars.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:13, Reply)
SUPERMARKET SWEEP!
Alt: I've been on a fucking massive quarry all week, some of the guys were fixing a huge earth mover, transfer box bigger than me, tyres I could happily sleep in. Just incredible to see it all on such a massive scale. Really cool.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:16, Reply)
Alt: I've been on a fucking massive quarry all week, some of the guys were fixing a huge earth mover, transfer box bigger than me, tyres I could happily sleep in. Just incredible to see it all on such a massive scale. Really cool.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:16, Reply)
I went on one of them once. My Mam won it in a chat magazine or summat.
A supermarket sweep, not a quarry.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:24, Reply)
A supermarket sweep, not a quarry.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:24, Reply)
That sounds cool. I'd like to see the inside of one of those.
It's a wasted story on this lot, though. All weak-wristed lady boys with no appreciation for good mechanics.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:30, Reply)
It's a wasted story on this lot, though. All weak-wristed lady boys with no appreciation for good mechanics.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:30, Reply)
You'd have loved it,
Especially the huge tippers, suspension springs you can stand in.
There was also blasting and a rail head and crushing equipment and it was loud and I felt like a kid in the world's most dangerous play ground.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:33, Reply)
Especially the huge tippers, suspension springs you can stand in.
There was also blasting and a rail head and crushing equipment and it was loud and I felt like a kid in the world's most dangerous play ground.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:33, Reply)
The big bastards that my clients use at gold and silver mines are USD5m each.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:36, Reply)
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:36, Reply)
even I would have enjoyed that.
The rugged workers are purely a bonus.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:37, Reply)
The rugged workers are purely a bonus.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:37, Reply)
I'm mildly surprised at the amount of people on here that love a bit of Storage Wars
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:39, Reply)
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:39, Reply)
By writing a cheque to my builder
Having not read any of the replies, I will assume that a variety of YM jokes have already been tabled.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:44, Reply)
Having not read any of the replies, I will assume that a variety of YM jokes have already been tabled.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:44, Reply)
My own squatrack, lifting platform and freeweights
Alt: new job means I'm spending £80 a week on petrol and 10 hours a week commuting. No likey.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)
Alt: new job means I'm spending £80 a week on petrol and 10 hours a week commuting. No likey.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)
A cider press & a massive amount of apples.
Alt: Just renewing the insurance. It's come down £300. this year.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:16, Reply)
Alt: Just renewing the insurance. It's come down £300. this year.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:16, Reply)
2000 halfpenny chews mojos FTW
Alt: Insurance woes paid nearly £200 for this year
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:18, Reply)
Alt: Insurance woes paid nearly £200 for this year
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:18, Reply)
Nope
Its just Comp, otherwise its an oxymoron you don't need the fully part as something cannot be comprehensive without fully covering.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:39, Reply)
Its just Comp, otherwise its an oxymoron you don't need the fully part as something cannot be comprehensive without fully covering.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:39, Reply)
850 for the same in Muswell Hill.
Mind you, mine's that high because I've got a rudeboy motor.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:27, Reply)
Mind you, mine's that high because I've got a rudeboy motor.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:27, Reply)
Thats a fucking stupid amount to be paying
I assume you have a pretty clean license
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:23, Reply)
I assume you have a pretty clean license
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:23, Reply)
He has a slight tendency to black out and thrash around, which has more to do with it, I think
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:26, Reply)
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:26, Reply)
There is that.
License is clean. Zero points.
The reason it's gone down is I don't live in Brent Borough anymore. Camden now innit.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:48, Reply)
License is clean. Zero points.
The reason it's gone down is I don't live in Brent Borough anymore. Camden now innit.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:48, Reply)
Muswell Hill is worse on my insurance than Slough was.
Doesn't seem fair, somehow.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:55, Reply)
Doesn't seem fair, somehow.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:55, Reply)
It's expensive because Suggs might damage your car if you leave it parked on a corner.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 17:19, Reply)
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 17:19, Reply)
A deposit on a hand-made acoustic to my own specification
Alt: Just had a new water pump, timing belt and tensioners on my Passat. Luckily it's a company car so I didn't have to pay for it.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 17:04, Reply)
Alt: Just had a new water pump, timing belt and tensioners on my Passat. Luckily it's a company car so I didn't have to pay for it.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 17:04, Reply)
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