says the man whose country gave us haggis, irn bru and deep fried mars bars...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:21, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Well as you're a vegetarian I don't think you're really in a position to offer a valid opinion on haggis either, are you?
So one chip shop throws a Mar Bar in the fryer and suddenly it's our cuisine? By that logic, that dozy bint who put her cat in a microwave has just added to the list of Great English Dishes - amirite?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:26, Reply)

I have certainly seen some nuked pussy in my time
EH LADZ BANTZ
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:26, Reply)

Show a bit more respect for your mother

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:27, Reply)

^^TGGI

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:28, Reply)

“"Get yer haggis, right here. Chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep's stomach. Tastes as good as it sounds. Good for what ails ya.... ugh. Ugh."”
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:30, Reply)

OK, so just for the record, you've not actually tried it though, have you?
And don't fucking dare mention vegetarian haggis for fuck sake.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:37, Reply)

it's skag ends cooked in a stomach
how has anyone with any sense eaten it, ever?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:40, Reply)

So your answer is "No I haven't. I'm talking out of my arse again."
Thanks hun xx
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:41, Reply)

i have more sense than to eat it
and i don't see anybody else sticking up for it.

NOT EVEN YOU.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:45, Reply)

Haggis is excellent. If you genuinely have never tried it, then your opinion is invalid.
No one else has joined in on this sub-thread because everyone has correctly assumed that Swipey is talking pish about food again.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:48, Reply)

no, it's because everyone else knows that haggis is disgusting.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:51, Reply)

Haggis is lush.
Bit of whisky on it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:53, Reply)

yeah, to drown out the taste and get you so drunk that you can face eating animal organs boiled inside another animal organ

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:00, Reply)

You're embarrassing yourself here again Swipey.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:17, Reply)

i can't hear you over the sound of people claiming they like haggis

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:18, Reply)