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Hello OT
Bond films we all love a Bond film don't we, however who is, in your opinion the most attractive Bond girl (or male counterpart for the ladies and gaybos) having caught a bit of Sundays I am going to say Barbara Bach,

Alt: You have been caught redhanded doing something that you shouldn't be (apart from being on B3ta) what is it you have been caught doing?

Altalt: make your own up
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 14:49, 250 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Jane Seymour or Halle Berry
though I did have a "thing" for Denise Richards. That thing being about 100,000 wanks

Alt:
YM
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 14:51, Reply)
Wasnt she ranked as one of the worst ever bond girls?
Jane Seymour is a shout though, I don't think any of the newbies have been up there with the classics
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 14:53, Reply)
Who gives a fuck?
She is gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:01, Reply)
^ Doesn't come once a year

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 14:53, Reply)
this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Connery was the best looking Bond but Moore was the best Bond overall in my opinion.
Hottest Bond Girl was Ursula Andress
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Doesnt just have to be a bond
We all know you would love to have had a danger nosh from Jaws
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 14:58, Reply)
hahaha!
Poonraker
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:01, Reply)
The Spy Who Chugged Me

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Brownfinger

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:03, Reply)
The Living Gaylights

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:05, Reply)
Dildoes are Forever.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:06, Reply)
The Man With The Golden Gums

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:07, Reply)
For Brown Eyes Only

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:07, Reply)
From Russia with(out) Muff

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:09, Reply)
It's got to be gay.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:09, Reply)
see above

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:10, Reply)
Diamonds are FABULOUS!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:10, Reply)
The Man With The Gaping Bum

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:11, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:13, Reply)
Your Cock Is Not Enough.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:34, Reply)
GoldenJapsEye

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:07, Reply)
The Spy Who Rimmed Me

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:09, Reply)
Bumhole of Solace

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:10, Reply)
Yeah, their man candy was a bit lacklustre.
and as a result, so was my interest.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Moore was terrible.
Don't get me wrong, he's the Bond I grew up with but he's shit.

Connery, Craig, Brosnan, Lazenby, Dalton, Moore, Niven. This is the correct order.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Poor David

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Brosnan above Moore?
I thought he was terrible :(
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Brosnan can act.
Just.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:05, Reply)
It's a toss up between Jill St John and Diana Rigg.
Literally.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Tiffany Case
didn't she have a bright red Shirley Temple perm in that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 14:57, Reply)
Yeah and a cracking arse.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Diamonds are Forever is my least favourite Bond

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)
I know what you mean but there were worse.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:04, Reply)
I was still far too excited when in Amsterdam to see the bridge where they fish the old lady out

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:05, Reply)
Skinny Bridge?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:05, Reply)
I think so, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:05, Reply)
Alt. YM

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 14:57, Reply)
You'd like to stir Ringo's porridge, eh?
Lana Wood deserves a mention, but in all honesty I've probably rubbed one out over all the ones I've seen.

Alt: See above; or nowadays, smoking :(

Altalt: No.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 14:58, Reply)
As an adult you are allowed to smoke

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Not according to UK law
Or to mrs tangles
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:00, Reply)
Thumbed

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:21, Reply)
SHUT UP SHE AINT THE BOSS OF ME

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:22, Reply)
LOOK OUT SHE IS COMING

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:25, Reply)
SHIT!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:25, Reply)
Grace Jones

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 14:58, Reply)
You're a dark horse.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)
No, thats Grace Jones

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)
TTJ.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:05, Reply)
INORITE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:06, Reply)
Argh!
You'd have to move her balls out of the way first
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)
No, I like to feel them slapping against my arse.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:14, Reply)
Newtons Cradle

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Hence your current situation

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:28, Reply)
Bob Holness was the best James Bond

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:03, Reply)
Are you winding your way down to wind me up?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:04, Reply)
*saxophones*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:06, Reply)
I didn't see that Blockbuster!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:12, Reply)
Second man to play bond
fact fans
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:22, Reply)
i've only ever seen the ones with daniel craig in
but as he's so spectacularly hot, i'd have to say daniel craig regardless. although fuck bond, benny cumberbatch's sherlock pisses on all of them like your mum into your gran's gaping anus.

alt: nothing. i'm a good girl.

altalt: so britain's fattest recluse has just carked it at 66 stone. how far are you off matching this?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:06, Reply)
About 3 pork pies

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:06, Reply)
Alright cow, how's it going?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:08, Reply)
meh today
Congrats on your new job
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:14, Reply)
Tonight will be £25 worth of takeaway Chinese for one.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:09, Reply)
chinese
almost the worst of all teh food nationalities. in order of very generic categories:

middle eastern
american
mexican
italian
spanish
thai
indian
british
japanese
caribbean
french
korean
polish
chinese







cuban
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:13, Reply)
You're a vegetarian for fucks sake
/ac

What good is your opinion when it comes to food?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:20, Reply)
says the man whose country gave us haggis, irn bru and deep fried mars bars...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Well as you're a vegetarian I don't think you're really in a position to offer a valid opinion on haggis either, are you?
So one chip shop throws a Mar Bar in the fryer and suddenly it's our cuisine? By that logic, that dozy bint who put her cat in a microwave has just added to the list of Great English Dishes - amirite?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:26, Reply)
I have certainly seen some nuked pussy in my time
EH LADZ BANTZ
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:26, Reply)
Show a bit more respect for your mother

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:27, Reply)
^^TGGI

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:28, Reply)

“"Get yer haggis, right here. Chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep's stomach. Tastes as good as it sounds. Good for what ails ya.... ugh. Ugh."”
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:30, Reply)
OK, so just for the record, you've not actually tried it though, have you?
And don't fucking dare mention vegetarian haggis for fuck sake.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:37, Reply)
it's skag ends cooked in a stomach
how has anyone with any sense eaten it, ever?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:40, Reply)
So your answer is "No I haven't. I'm talking out of my arse again."
Thanks hun xx
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:41, Reply)
i have more sense than to eat it
and i don't see anybody else sticking up for it.

NOT EVEN YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:45, Reply)
Haggis is excellent. If you genuinely have never tried it, then your opinion is invalid.
No one else has joined in on this sub-thread because everyone has correctly assumed that Swipey is talking pish about food again.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:48, Reply)
no, it's because everyone else knows that haggis is disgusting.

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Haggis is lush.
Bit of whisky on it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:53, Reply)
yeah, to drown out the taste and get you so drunk that you can face eating animal organs boiled inside another animal organ

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:00, Reply)
You're embarrassing yourself here again Swipey.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:17, Reply)
i can't hear you over the sound of people claiming they like haggis

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:18, Reply)
American
Fucking American as a better food option to Chinese you fucking idiot
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:24, Reply)
hell yes
stick your duck rolls up your arse and waddle
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:29, Reply)
Name one American food better than chinese

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:31, Reply)
Cheese

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:34, Reply)
European

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:35, Reply)
key lime pie
mississippi mud pie
cobb salad/caesar salad
fajitas
jambalaya
california roll sushi
peanut butter
popcorn
new mexican enchiladas
cookies

plus all the crap that people who eat meat like. and crab cakes and clam chowder.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:45, Reply)
Your are wrong with all of these as the only decent ones DONT COME FROM AMERICA

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:46, Reply)
course they do

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:47, Reply)
Fajitas?
Enchiladas?

Popcorn is from Peru etc. etc.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:54, Reply)
not done properly
and actually, i think enchiladas are from new mexico... the stacked ones i mean, with interesting things in them
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:59, Reply)
So, I will try to paraphrase for you:
You like it when the Yanks take a food from a different culture and add a shit load of fat and artificial flavouring.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:06, Reply)
it depends what you add
a stack of enchiladas sandwiched together with vegetables and chillis and topped with a bit of cheese or sour cream is definitely tastier than a sad little wrap with a 5 day old piece of road kill in it, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:08, Reply)
YAAFI.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:36, Reply)
Sherlock eh? I guess you are always attracted to autists

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:31, Reply)
get him, frog

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:46, Reply)
He clearly didn't mean me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)
I would have to say that in terms of Bond tottie, The World Is Not Enough was my favourite
Denise Richards and Sophie Marceau. I'm priapic at the memory of it.

In terms of Bonds, I actually really like the Moore ones. Dalton was shit and his films were shit.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:16, Reply)
I was brought up on Roger Moore Bond films

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:17, Reply)
^^This

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:18, Reply)
They are still shit and ridiculous
Brosnan started well but fell in to the same over the top trap moore did.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:38, Reply)
Still, he escaped right at the last minute.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:39, Reply)
The Moore films have gotten better with age
I think that trying to add slight comedic elements at the time made them pale compared to the connery ones but now they seem to fit into the cliché
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:24, Reply)
Alright worker drones
How is your Monday? I went to the pub for lunch and I'm now having tea and biscuits and reading the Sunday papers
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:29, Reply)
Claudine Auger.
Alt: YM.

AltAlt: I have just wasted two hours of my life with a mad Glaswegian.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:30, Reply)
Domino
Good shout...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:31, Reply)
Miriam d'Abo

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:38, Reply)
^this^
Though she got OLD quick
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:39, Reply)
I always quite liked the bird with the quiff from the living daylights
Edit: license to kill even
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:40, Reply)
Art Malik?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:41, Reply)
Female innit, they go off well quick past thirty.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:46, Reply)
And Dalton was the best Bond, you bunch of tasteless shirtlifters.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:39, Reply)
Oh man Wrong on the internet^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:40, Reply)
Nope.
Connery was merely the first, not the best. Moore was a fucking joke. Brosnan was outright shit, largely due to the ridiculousness of the franchise at that point. Lazenby gets a bum deal, he was ok. Dalton was great and should have had more films.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:45, Reply)
It's almost like everything you say and think is completely wrong.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:46, Reply)
What are your views on Craig?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:46, Reply)
Higher than yours

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:48, Reply)
He were proper Bo

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Second only to the mighty Dalton.
Though that's probably largely for nostalgic reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:55, Reply)
List of Bonds in order:
Craig.
Connery.
Moore.
Dalton.
Niven.
Lazenby.
Holness.
Brosnan.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:41, Reply)
Lazenby was better than Dalton
had he not taken his agents advice he would have done a couple more films... GREAT WORK AGENT
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:42, Reply)
See my correct list ^^^^

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:42, Reply)
Your list is also wrong

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:12, Reply)
Wrong, but less wrong than most.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:42, Reply)
Bitch, please.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:42, Reply)
They are kids' films though, aren't they?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:41, Reply)
your point being?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:42, Reply)
Well, some of the 'adults' here are arguing over which actor they like best
Maybe it's time for them to move on a bit, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:44, Reply)
Still skiting from your rejection at the audition to play bond at your local am dram?
"He just wouldn't have a midlands accent Tangiers, I'm sorry. NEXT'
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:46, Reply)
You know me, Nakers, always skiting!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:49, Reply)
Maybe it's time you stopped pretending you/your band are going to get a big break,
stop wasting your money producing music no one buys ar at any rate doesn't make a profit and get a proper job.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:47, Reply)
FROG BOUGHT IT SO SHUT UP RIGHT

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:49, Reply)
That's what I thought.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:51, Reply)
I got laughed at for buying your record :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:55, Reply)
They all laughed at Christopher Columbus...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:56, Reply)
I didn't, that film was shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:57, Reply)
But not nearly as heartily or with as much pointing.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:57, Reply)
Except they didn't because by 1492 it was a widely accepted fact that the world was round
they laughed at him when he said he could get to India quick by going round because he was wrong. Turns out he was just a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Take it up with the Gershwins

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:03, Reply)
They are for children and the childish
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:44, Reply)
Tanya Roberts would a welcome addition to my bed.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:42, Reply)
You'd have to be standing on it to kiss her.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:43, Reply)
Solitaire or fuck off
Also Lazenby was way better than most people give him credit for and played Bond far closer to the Bond in the books than the others did.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:43, Reply)
Who would have been a good bond?
I think Damien Lewis once auditioned, he'd have been ok if he'd dyed his hair
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:44, Reply)
Idris Elba

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:45, Reply)
Contaversial, bond hated coons

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:46, Reply)
and women

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:47, Reply)
Able Sir Di ere Idris Elba
Napoleon's later work left a lot to be desired
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:48, Reply)
David Shayler

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:45, Reply)
He wasn't even that good in Friends

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:50, Reply)
No one was that good in Friends.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)
The duck was

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:53, Reply)
It's probably dead now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:56, Reply)
probably??
it would be about 20 years old by now. don't ducks live to be about 5?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:06, Reply)
Ross was actually pretty funny, David Schwimmer has great comic timing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:54, Reply)
I think Chandler was the best bond

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:55, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:56, Reply)
^trool.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:57, Reply)
Nope.
The one with the leather trousers is lolworthy
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:59, Reply)
and the lotion and the powder have made a PASTE

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:01, Reply)
Friends is shit
HTH
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:02, Reply)
We've the entire thing on DVD
Always great for a lazy Sunday with a hangover
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:03, Reply)
Bender.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:04, Reply)
It's well written and manages to be both funny and engaging

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:06, Reply)
Jennifer Aniston's nipples are frequently poking through.
That makes it worth watching on its own.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:07, Reply)
Everyone needs somewhere to hang their coat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:08, Reply)
Here you go
You never need watch another episode
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:11, Reply)
I'm not proud of my work internet history :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:12, Reply)
Delete your history
then delete your account... I think we know where this is going
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:18, Reply)
But if I kill myself they may try to retrieve my internet history to see if that offers any clues as to why

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:21, Reply)
Yeah but if its deleted you will remain a mystery

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:24, Reply)
Yeah I'm sure there's no way the IT chaps could retrieve it within a minute

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:24, Reply)
IT chaps?
come on you have seen on here the level of skill that IT chaps actually have... They aint pentagon hackers
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:27, Reply)
I've never watched an entire episode of it, on account of not being a girl or a gay.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:09, Reply)
For a fruity, vegetarian hippie, you're remarkably narrow minded.
xx
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:10, Reply)
it's not rocket science
but it's great watching, and it was remarkable in that it managed to stay popular for 10 long series. anyone who criticises it would be worth listening to, IF they could do better.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:11, Reply)
No, that's not how criticism works

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:12, Reply)
Exactly
I mean I cant play an instrument but...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:15, Reply)
your album had better hope it does

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:19, Reply)
I shall look forward to regularly throwing this line of thought back in your face for the foreseeable future.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:12, Reply)
^ dumped ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:19, Reply)
We all know a wank and a bacon sandwich are for hangovers
YOU FUCKING CHUTTER
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:06, Reply)
Not in that order though
Bacon grease lube
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)
Yeah, and then a singalong to fucking Glee later eh you massive gaybo.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:08, Reply)
^THIS CROW GETS IT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:03, Reply)
* high wings*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:06, Reply)
*bingo

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:18, Reply)
No, that was awful and so was he.
The only funny one in Friends was Phoebe.
Sometimes Rachel.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:02, Reply)


EPPASOD 164. Rackel saye Rember colige? Pobe saye Rember Quean Vitcoriae? Freints saye Shes dyed one hundert yeres! Pobe saye Ah yese. Pobe!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:06, Reply)
lolwut?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:12, Reply)

EPPASOD 178. Rash pule haire outa his nose wit chopstikc. Chambler impres soem teenangers wit a joek,thene fol dowen a Heskelaiter. Freints!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:14, Reply)
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:47, Reply)

erbatch inmysnatch
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:48, Reply)
*swoon*

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:48, Reply)
ranulph fiennes

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:48, Reply)
He's M.
Oh no, that's the other Fiennes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:49, Reply)
Jimmy Krankie

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:01, Reply)
Timothy Dalton was the best Bond.
Ulrika Johnssen was the best Bond girl.

Alt: being a naughty troll.

Altalt: probably between Stormclouds, Between Dog & Wolf, and Kineivel. Although it's probably actually Pull The Sun.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Wouldn't mind seeing that Ulrika Jonsson sex tape though

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Check your inbox.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Cor! Thanks Stunned! Cracking tits and all that!
Seriously though, I will find out for you, I've not been there.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:53, Reply)
To Ulrika?
I have
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:01, Reply)
Chz, bbz.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:05, Reply)
Ulrika? I really fucking doubt it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:11, Reply)
cor blimey!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:51, Reply)
I would prefer to see the one with her and Collymore

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)
Is there another one?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:53, Reply)
It starts off with her throwing a book at him
and ends up with him beating the crap out of her...



Domestic violence is funny
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Well duh

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:00, Reply)
Yeah, like either of them would have a book in their house

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:00, Reply)
See spot run

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:03, Reply)

spot make-up, tears and blood
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:08, Reply)
Cor!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)
Dalton actually pronounced bath like hath in The Living Daylights.
Wrong. Just wrong.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Do you mean "hearth"?
In which case, good man.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:03, Reply)
No. Hath. As in "Hell hath no fury..."

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:05, Reply)
Forrin lols

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:07, Reply)
Donna Garret
Phwoar.

Alt: surfing the internet at work.

EDIT: Or possibly Lola Larson. Bambi from Diamonds are Forever. Donna was the stuntwoman it turns out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:51, Reply)
I'm being beaten up by a toddler :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:09, Reply)
Typical public schoolboy poof

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:10, Reply)
Not as easy to touch up when they get a bit bigger?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:11, Reply)
He tried to palm them off with non Haribo jellies

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)

with non Haribo jellies
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:24, Reply)
Hey! Knackers!
Leave them kids alone!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:14, Reply)
STOP TOUCHING ITS CUNT THEN

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:14, Reply)
I take it you're on paternity leave.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:14, Reply)

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