Timothy Dalton was the best Bond.
Ulrika Johnssen was the best Bond girl.

Alt: being a naughty troll.

Altalt: probably between Stormclouds, Between Dog & Wolf, and Kineivel. Although it's probably actually Pull The Sun.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:48, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Wouldn't mind seeing that Ulrika Jonsson sex tape though

( Peej, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:50, Reply)

Check your inbox.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:51, Reply)

Cor! Thanks Stunned! Cracking tits and all that!
Seriously though, I will find out for you, I've not been there.
( Peej, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:53, Reply)

To Ulrika?
I have
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:01, Reply)

Chz, bbz.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:05, Reply)

Ulrika? I really fucking doubt it.

( Kroney, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:11, Reply)

cor blimey!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:51, Reply)

I would prefer to see the one with her and Collymore

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)

Is there another one?

( Peej, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:53, Reply)

It starts off with her throwing a book at him
and ends up with him beating the crap out of her...



Domestic violence is funny
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:59, Reply)

Well duh

( Peej, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:00, Reply)

Yeah, like either of them would have a book in their house

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:00, Reply)

See spot run

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:03, Reply)

spot make-up, tears and blood
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:08, Reply)

Cor!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)

Dalton actually pronounced bath like hath in The Living Daylights.
Wrong. Just wrong.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:50, Reply)

Do you mean "hearth"?
In which case, good man.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:03, Reply)

No. Hath. As in "Hell hath no fury..."

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:05, Reply)

Forrin lols

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:07, Reply)