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What's the worst film you've ever watched?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:23, 147 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
27 Dresses.
Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:25, Reply)
[Your favourite Bond film] is terrible, I much prefer [other actor who portrayed the eponymous hero]

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:25, Reply)
You hopeless spaz

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:28, Reply)
That's fair, I suppose
Although I would've liked to think there might've been some hope
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:40, Reply)
Star Wars

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:26, Reply)
Never seen it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:27, Reply)
Oh, well it turns out the guy is dead all along.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:28, Reply)
Episode VI

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:28, Reply)
Return of the dead guy?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:30, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:49, Reply)
lair of the white worm
the big lebowski
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:27, Reply)
See also Withnail & I.
Fucking awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:27, Reply)
Watched it once because everybody said it was a truly great film.
Never watched it again. Changed my circle of friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:28, Reply)
Oh man I like all of those
Withnail is over quoted by cunts
as is big Leb.

Lair of the White worm is classic Ken Russell
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:29, Reply)
You are a denty-brain.
LOTWW is the ONLY decent film with Hugh Grant in it. EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 24 Mar 2014, 18:18, Reply)
Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things
*shakes head*

Worst book was Irvine Welsh - Glue
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:27, Reply)
Irvine fucking Welsh
now admittedly I am a palastine but fuck off writing in dialect you poncey cunt
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:30, Reply)
Do you mean philistine?
Because I'm pretty sure you're not any sort of country, even one that only exists in the minds of a bunch of ragheads.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:31, Reply)
Nope palastine
fucking jews
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:32, Reply)
OK, soz. Just making sure.
If it's any help, you don't look like Palastine, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:34, Reply)
One of my former neighbours is a pro-Palestine jew.
I think he's in a small minority.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:35, Reply)
I would guess so
pretty much just him at a guess...


Edit: actually what you need to do is find a Zionist Palestinian just to complete the set
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:35, Reply)
I fail to see how writing in dialect is poncey.
Everything's a dialect, including RP.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:37, Reply)
Nah.
The OED disagrees.

Scottish doesn't exist - it's a collective dream by silly nationalists.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:42, Reply)
Not written you fucking 'tard

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:47, Reply)
It was annoyingly hard to read due to the Scotch and also a fucking shite story
I stopped after about 50 pages and gave up. First and only time I've done that
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:49, Reply)
He is a fucking prick and no doubt
a Scotch called Welsh... that should have warned us all off
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:51, Reply)
I've read most of his but I didn't make it through Glue either
The recent adaptation of Filth was excellent I thought
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:51, Reply)
I enjoyed reading Filth. Haven't seen the film yet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:53, Reply)
Children of the Corn.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:29, Reply)
The book was awful.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:35, Reply)
of course it was, it's Stephen King

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:36, Reply)
One or two of his books worked better as films than books, such as Misery.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Misery was pretty good.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:45, Reply)
I would agree
but that would give you company
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:48, Reply)
But we're disagreeing with dozer, whoch is a good tthing.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:51, Reply)
Pst
it was a "misery loves company" joke
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:52, Reply)
you really aren't

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 18:01, Reply)
The one where you trombone YM.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:30, Reply)
Keith Lemon: The Film
or Girl 6, Smokey and the Bandit 3, Wavelength, Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel , Runaway Bride, Mac and Me, Consenting Adults, Leonard Part 6, Norbit or any of the Disaster/Date/Superhero Movie 'spoofs'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:33, Reply)
Why the fuck have you watched that lot?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:33, Reply)
He goes where the kids are.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:34, Reply)
Damn those kids and their love of cheesy early nineties Kevin Kline 'thrillers'

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:44, Reply)
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
/starwars
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Atonement

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:36, Reply)
I watched 10 minutes of Catwoman the other day.
That's fucking terrible. I mean TERRIBLE.

Even Halley Berrys norks aren't enough.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:38, Reply)
It was not the pussy you were looking for.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:39, Reply)
Back of the net...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:49, Reply)
West Side Story.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:39, Reply)
We watched Cloud Atlas last night.
I say "watched", I mean "endured".

I say "endured", I mean "at one point I ejaculated 'is it STILL going?!'" after going out and returning from the kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:40, Reply)
ejaculated?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:42, Reply)
clearly there are some good bits of that film

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:46, Reply)
Yes - ejaculated.
I used the word deliberately for the lols it would invariably incite.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:50, Reply)
Good usage.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:52, Reply)
+ SA

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:09, Reply)
wurst addition ever

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:10, Reply)
I watched The Great Escape last night.
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:43, Reply)
Me too.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:45, Reply)
Is that the one about the monkeys?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:50, Reply)
here he comes...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:58, Reply)
The Road
I hated the book, then for some reason I watched 15 long minutes of the film. Tedium.

Starship Troopers 2, the first one is the most perfect of all films, the 2nd is clearly done by someone who just didn't get what the first one was about
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:45, Reply)
It doesn't matter how long Starship Troopers has been on
I will always watch it to the end. I love that film.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:47, Reply)
i just read the book
it made me love the film even more
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:48, Reply)
I didn't realise there was a book.
I will Amazon it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:49, Reply)
it's Heinlien
and proper I LOVE THE MILITARY IT SHOULD RUN SOCIETY kind of thing. Militaristic golden age sci fi. Ignore the politics and it's quite good in a nostalgic way (if you spent ages of your childhood reading golden age sci fi)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:53, Reply)
I read it donkeys ago
I seem to recall most of the book being in classrooms
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:06, Reply)
classrooms and bootcamp

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:08, Reply)
^^This

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:49, Reply)
Liked the book, haven't seen the film.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:47, Reply)
which one, starship troopers?
the politics made me angry despite loving that kind of sci fi, so the film is the perfect response.

If you mean The Road IT'S SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:48, Reply)
The Road.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:50, Reply)
i spent most of it willing the guy to die
and the kid to shut the fuck up
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:53, Reply)
Clearly you have never seen the third one.
It has singing. That's all I'm going to say here.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 24 Mar 2014, 18:16, Reply)
Season of the Witch was particularly dreadful.
Who keeps giving Nicholas Cage roles?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:50, Reply)
Oasis.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:51, Reply)

That made me office chuckle... now I am deeply ashamed of myself
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:52, Reply)
I quite liked Waterworld.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:52, Reply)
That was Costner.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:52, Reply)
^
and Waterworld was about three hours too long.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:53, Reply)
TTJ.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:53, Reply)
Random.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:56, Reply)
They are both so interchangeably crap they're probably the same person.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:59, Reply)
No, that was Travolta in Face-Off.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:25, Reply)
it's a good film
and much underrated
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:55, Reply)
Subdued Nicolas Cage is the worst
MEGA-ACTING Nicolas Cage however is a fucken treat
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:53, Reply)
e.g. Con Air

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:54, Reply)
^this

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:55, Reply)
that porno with the ginger chubby sucking the guy in the pleather jacket off behind some bins

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:54, Reply)
The Sweetest Thing
hands down.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:03, Reply)
fuck off, that's an excellent film
YOU cause anal leakage.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:08, Reply)
*too big to fit in here*
I love Christina Applegate
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:26, Reply)
it's an excellent film
but i can see why straight men would feel threatened by it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:38, Reply)
alvin and the chipmunks

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:05, Reply)
this is a complete surprise
i thought it would be a modern classic
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:19, Reply)
Pulp Fiction
*runs*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:17, Reply)
Edgy

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:27, Reply)
American Hustle was wanky wanky wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:28, Reply)
sigh

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:38, Reply)
I could do better so I have the right to criticise

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:39, Reply)
i look forward to reading your script

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 18:06, Reply)
that's a fucking stupid response and you know it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 18:09, Reply)
no
it is not, hamsterbumbumboy.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 18:14, Reply)
yes, it is
And you know why it is.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 18:18, Reply)
I'm not saying I'm going to do better, but I easily could.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 18:15, Reply)
I once drunkenly bought a £3 DVD called American Ninja
I binned the DVD about 20 minutes in, fucking awful.

Although, I did recently pay to see Great Gatsby (no pick & mix, before you say anything) and was very tempted to walk out, it was that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:29, Reply)
Any Pick & Mix?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:46, Reply)
I bet he stole some

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:47, Reply)
What's yours, Battered?
The Wizard of Oz
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:33, Reply)
Big

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:52, Reply)
Honey I Shrunk The Kids.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:57, Reply)
'Grey haired shortarse knobber'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 18:00, Reply)
Not seen that one...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 18:02, Reply)
Battered's life story.
It stars Battered, playing himself.

Lee MacDonald wasn't available.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 18:10, Reply)
Elf.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 18:17, Reply)
What do Battered and elves have in common?
Very little.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 18:19, Reply)
Either Doom or Peter fucking Jackson's version of King Kong.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 24 Mar 2014, 18:13, Reply)
I didn't mind Doom. Mindless space horror trash.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 18:14, Reply)
I would rather have spent the time wasted watching it PLAYING Doom. It was fucking dire.
And bear in mind I even like Uwe Boll's films.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 24 Mar 2014, 18:21, Reply)
I'll bear that in mind.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 18:23, Reply)

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