imma make a massive salad for my friend tomorrow night, as we have a date with benedict cumberbatch and martin freeman
i'm going to stuff the boring green bits with lots of seeds and sprouting bits and very thinly sliced radishes and goats cheese pearls, i think.

i don't know why i'm telling you this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:47, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I like food

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:48, Reply)

Because he's the least likely to be mean to you about it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:49, Reply)

you'd fucking love it, you big veggie twat

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:49, Reply)

You've got goats cheese pearls all over your face
/ac
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:51, Reply)

mmmm
goats cheese
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:58, Reply)

You have dates with Benedict Sillyoldslags and Martin Dreamon?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:52, Reply)

well ok, just me and my friend lezzing off with our vibrators over the tv then
as you ask
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:58, Reply)