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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Let's have a thread where we all say nice things about Nakers
and his new progeny.
I'll start.
Congratulations you bent spastic on producing a new person. I hope it doesn't cry a huge amount and that your existing child doesn't attempt to smother it.
EDIT - Alt: which would you give up, books or music?
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:39, 169 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
and his new progeny.
I'll start.
Congratulations you bent spastic on producing a new person. I hope it doesn't cry a huge amount and that your existing child doesn't attempt to smother it.
EDIT - Alt: which would you give up, books or music?
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:39, 169 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
i have an alternative question
which would you give up, if you had to: books or music?
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:47, Reply)
which would you give up, if you had to: books or music?
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:47, Reply)
it depends
if you can read music, and thus play the tunes to yourself in your head, they are music.
if you can't read music, what sort of a spastic would pick those?
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:48, Reply)
if you can read music, and thus play the tunes to yourself in your head, they are music.
if you can't read music, what sort of a spastic would pick those?
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:48, Reply)
really?
having heard your record, i thought you'd given up music already
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:49, Reply)
having heard your record, i thought you'd given up music already
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:49, Reply)
It would have to be music as I can still hear it in my head anyway
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:50, Reply)
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Hi Nakers, I hope your wife doesn't kick you out via a mutual friend, forcing you to live a lonely drunken existence with sparse access to your new child, leading ultimately to you becoming unemployable anywhere but Dubai where they don't really care how
much you drink
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:50, Reply)
much you drink
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Well done Nakers for spunking up a fertile woman.
Alt - Books.
I love my music.
Though if I go completely deaf I will be without books.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:53, Reply)
Alt - Books.
I love my music.
Though if I go completely deaf I will be without books.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:53, Reply)
Alt: I've already heard all music so might as well keep books and learn to read
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:07, Reply)
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:07, Reply)
how quickly do you read?
i got 1418, which is irritatingly just below the official speed reading deadline. MOAR practice needed.
www.staples.com/sbd/cre/marketing/technology-research-centers/ereaders/speed-reader/
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:08, Reply)
i got 1418, which is irritatingly just below the official speed reading deadline. MOAR practice needed.
www.staples.com/sbd/cre/marketing/technology-research-centers/ereaders/speed-reader/
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:08, Reply)
You read 434 words per minute.
That makes you 74% faster than the national average.
I read at a normal pace mind. Im sure you lot skimmed.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:14, Reply)
Hang on you got what?
That's fucking quick. I got 830 232% quicker than average.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:15, Reply)
That's fucking quick. I got 830 232% quicker than average.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:15, Reply)
i do read v quickly
but it doesn't help at work, i have to force myself to slow down, as otherwise the law just doesn't sink in. and then i have to read it all again. which is NOT GOOD.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:16, Reply)
but it doesn't help at work, i have to force myself to slow down, as otherwise the law just doesn't sink in. and then i have to read it all again. which is NOT GOOD.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:16, Reply)
no, if it's fiction or something it all sinks in just fine at my natural pace
but statutes or contracts need to be read in a variety of different ways to find the actual legal meaning, ye see
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:19, Reply)
but statutes or contracts need to be read in a variety of different ways to find the actual legal meaning, ye see
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:19, Reply)
The national average inlcudes the alomst 40% of people who are functionaly illeterate.
edit - actually I just guessed that amount, but it seems to be about 20%, whcih is still fucking awful
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:31, Reply)
edit - actually I just guessed that amount, but it seems to be about 20%, whcih is still fucking awful
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:31, Reply)
I didn't recognise your's. Because it had decayed due to the length of time she's been dead.
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( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:41, Reply)
even after being dead for a long time, she'd still turn down your fat face and bulgy eyes
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( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:43, Reply)
Oh, did she drop it in the end?
Well done, Nakers, I hope it didn't damage the carpet.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:36, Reply)
Well done, Nakers, I hope it didn't damage the carpet.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:36, Reply)
I heard she was so loose that it bungee jumped back in for a while.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:37, Reply)
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:37, Reply)
I heard she was so loose that her first contraction fired it across the ward.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:42, Reply)
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:42, Reply)
We drank, had a curry, drank some more
some people drank a lot more and were unhappy bunnies the next day. Went for a nice Sunday roast and then headed back, the end.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:52, Reply)
some people drank a lot more and were unhappy bunnies the next day. Went for a nice Sunday roast and then headed back, the end.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:52, Reply)
Just remember what always breaks when you give it to a baby
her hips.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:51, Reply)
her hips.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:51, Reply)
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