how quickly do you read?
i got 1418, which is irritatingly just below the official speed reading deadline. MOAR practice needed.

www.staples.com/sbd/cre/marketing/technology-research-centers/ereaders/speed-reader/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:08, 14 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

www.spritzinc.com/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:10, Reply)

1419

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:10, Reply)

686

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:11, Reply)

1669

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:12, Reply)

1588

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)

blimey you lot should all be working in different professions

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:14, Reply)

I'd have got a faster time in Latin or Greek obvs.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:17, Reply)

Dwarvish

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:20, Reply)

You read 434 words per minute.
That makes you 74% faster than the national average.

I read at a normal pace mind. Im sure you lot skimmed.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:14, Reply)

Hang on you got what?
That's fucking quick. I got 830 232% quicker than average.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:15, Reply)

i do read v quickly
but it doesn't help at work, i have to force myself to slow down, as otherwise the law just doesn't sink in. and then i have to read it all again. which is NOT GOOD.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:16, Reply)

So you didn't follow the instructions correctly then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:17, Reply)

no, if it's fiction or something it all sinks in just fine at my natural pace
but statutes or contracts need to be read in a variety of different ways to find the actual legal meaning, ye see
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:19, Reply)

Tell it to the judge sister

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:20, Reply)

i do
sometimes he even agrees with me!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:20, Reply)

She reads legal papers for a living

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:17, Reply)

Yeah well so she claims.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:19, Reply)

1

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:15, Reply)

910

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:16, Reply)

The "National Average" must be really fucking slow!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:19, Reply)

The national average inlcudes the alomst 40% of people who are functionaly illeterate.
edit - actually I just guessed that amount, but it seems to be about 20%, whcih is still fucking awful
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:31, Reply)

I really hope that was on purpose

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:32, Reply)

I really hope your face was on purpose.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:34, Reply)

It really is

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:35, Reply)

If I'm hungry enough illeatarat

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:34, Reply)

hahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:34, Reply)

Is that what you say before going down on swipe?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:35, Reply)

Hello again lunch

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:36, Reply)

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for...
...oh, you already have
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:36, Reply)

HAHAHA!!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:37, Reply)

Haha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:38, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:39, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:39, Reply)

Like people who read The Sun without a hint of irony?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:34, Reply)

I recognised the passage so I didn't bother reading it.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:35, Reply)

yeah well i recognised your mum's passage so...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:39, Reply)

I didn't recognise your's. Because it had decayed due to the length of time she's been dead.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:41, Reply)

even after being dead for a long time, she'd still turn down your fat face and bulgy eyes

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:43, Reply)

1,238
But then I'm reading for pleasure not competition.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:53, Reply)