When cooking meat cook half as long like d.r. and quinch suggests
however leave the meat rest in the pan for the other half of the cooking time.

Also 1kg of chicken according to the supermarket requires 1hr I would cook for half an hour and rest for half an hour.

Beef should be shown the general vicinity of the flame and then be served.

Lamb should be cooked with rosemary and garlic but never mint.
( Peej, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:35, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

What's the good word on this restaurant I have booked then, Jethro?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:38, Reply)

I have asked everyone I know in the vicinity of the restaurant and they all say that they have never been there but they hear its very good
In other words I am shit. Perhaps you should come to Camborne for a beer instead.
( Peej, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:42, Reply)

Perhaps you should be a bit better at getting back to people.
You are the Dozer of Cornwall.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:48, Reply)

Look, you booked the place? What did the online reviews say? You think I can afford to eat out? You think I hvae friends that can afford to eat out? A fucking carrotless pasty is a fucking luxury dinner here!

( Peej, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:52, Reply)

YM asked me to eat out last night

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:05, Reply)

She only asked me to skull fuck her.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:07, Reply)

Eye socket lulz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:13, Reply)

Always a good sign when no one has actually eaten there
but all confirm its good.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:49, Reply)

They can't afford it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:49, Reply)

This is actually the truth

( Peej, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:52, Reply)

Cant be that expensive its in Cornwall FFS
you probably just have to leave one of your 6 toed children with the owner
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:53, Reply)

THe place he has booked is in the same area as those celebrity restaurants the locals can't afford to eat at.

( Peej, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:58, Reply)

That's how I roll, Worzel.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:00, Reply)

Can you punch Rick Stein in teh face for me please

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:04, Reply)

In Padstein. lol.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:06, Reply)

Main course is £14!!!!!!!
Shut the front door, boyfriend.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:59, Reply)

Fucking hell, you're going to need to take out a mortgage.

( Kroney, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:01, Reply)

On my second home.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:04, Reply)

thats a fucking disgrace
You will have to sell the other foot to Oscar to cover the charge
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:04, Reply)

I got that in loose change in my necrotic foot sock.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:09, Reply)