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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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don't bother replacing it. ta
also coffee spunk whilst frantically searching mumsnet
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:53, 1 reply, 10 years ago)
also
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:53, 1 reply, 10 years ago)
if you microwave a steak and let it cool down a bit
then wrap it around your bell, you might be able to pretend you've had sex in the last 12 months
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:57, Reply)
then wrap it around your bell, you might be able to pretend you've had sex in the last 12 months
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:57, Reply)
just don't microwave a melon
b3ta.com/questions/bashthebishop/post1090640
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:02, Reply)
b3ta.com/questions/bashthebishop/post1090640
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:02, Reply)
this^
I had steak last night and have steak for lunch today
I have not fucked either of them
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:01, Reply)
I had steak last night and have steak for lunch today
I have not fucked either of them
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:01, Reply)
Well he had steak last night and has one for lunch so I am not sure which bit that leaves
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:03, Reply)
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:03, Reply)
I wanted to chuck my cock yoghurt all over Swipes face but she insisted on swallowing
Vegetarian my arse.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:32, Reply)
Vegetarian my arse.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:32, Reply)
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