going to the cinema tonight, i'll let you know
i went to a talk by the walking wounded south pole soldiers and prince harry last night, absolutely amazing.

altalt: cut a small hole in the pocket of your trousers. every time you think you're falling asleep, grab a handful of your tufty pubes and yank.

my dad's thinking of buying a classic saab, which has led me to looking up his old cars on the dvla to see if they still exist. my amazing old beetle is still alive! but someone has painted it PURPLE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 9:48, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I saw my first car a few months ago
It drove past me along the seafront
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 9:50, Reply)

nostalgia sighs
https://www.taxdisc.direct.gov.uk/EvlPortalApp/app/enquiry?execution=e1s1

the only problem is, i feel sorry for the ones that got scrapped :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 9:54, Reply)

You feel sorry for a car?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 9:56, Reply)

only MY cars that have been cruelly crushed into a cube :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 9:56, Reply)

Do they not have cars in the North then?
it must have been an exciting day. Did crowds line the streets to witness the horseless carriage?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:36, Reply)

Why have they got soldiers in the South Pole?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 9:54, Reply)

it was a charity trek
they were all blinded or amputees or some other life changing injury. the girl said that they called her "captain papercut" because she was "only a single below the knee amp".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 9:56, Reply)

I went to that a few weeks ago.
I had a chat with a woman who did it. Nice lady.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 9:58, Reply)

i was really impressed at how amazing they all were at the public speaking too
on top of all the physical stuff, they were confident and hilarious, which is hard to do, esp in front of 600 people. it was genuinely inspiring, however cheesy that sounds
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:03, Reply)

Yeah.
They came and spoke to 50 of us so mine was better.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:07, Reply)

i slept with two of them
whilst prince harry filmed it and tossed himself off.

i win.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:18, Reply)

You got stumped

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:23, Reply)

well not really
but theoretically it was a googly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:25, Reply)