Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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NO ONE CARES. TRUE STORY.KTHXBAI
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:46,
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You and I should get along(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 19:49,
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Just mentioning it as he's removed the space too. Bit weird.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:54,
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Offtopic is definitely one of the weirder corners of the internet.Anyway - I'm off to get drunk, as (your 'witticism' here)
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:56,
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Cool, I'm going to the cinema but before that I'm having sausage and mash.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:57,
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I'm tempted to have that tonight now it's been mentioned. With a nice red wine and onion gravy. Followed by a wank.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:56,
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You know you're the best one here, right?I mean, that's obvious, yeah?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:08,
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*holds hand**goes*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:23,
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NOONE CARES. TRUE STORY.i'm going to see wolf of wolf hall or whatever it's called. have just bought the book too, hope the film doesn't contain any spoilers...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:15,
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BETTER HAVE SOME FUCKIN' WOLVES IN IT THAT'S ALLS I'M SAYING....(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:17,
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His friends rat and badger help him out(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:17,
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my friend called it that, and said something about a candle up his arse and not giving a fuck about the safety wordbecause she'd said wolf hall, i was thinking of henry viii, and i thought my god those tudors were kinkier than i thought...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:45,
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about your boring kids, your thick wife, your dull 'alternative' lifestyle, drone folk, or your stupid drugs(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:18,
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Yeah that's why I haven't started a thread about any of those things(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:22,
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Yeah, but it's all you ever talk about, like *EVER* man, jeez(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:23,
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I've just been to my first ever parents evening at micro's nursery. * proud parent*
Don't worry, I'm not going to bore you with the details.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:41,
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seriously?what is the point of a nursery parents' evening?
- plays well in the sandpit
- stacks bricks together competently
- only shits in her own nappy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:44,
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Seriously. It's a Montessori one so they focus on things like social interaction, communication skills, confidence etc. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:48,
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All the skills she'll need for when she eventually signs up to this site, then.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:50,
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They feel the need to somehow justify the two grand a term they are charging himHe reciprocates by concluding that it is money well spent when they tell him she's doing well.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:50,
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Doesn't cost that much. They're Ofsted inspected so they have to be able to back up what they say. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:51,
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Yer all nurseries and childminders etc have to be ofsteded(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:57,
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Are you ofsteded? I hear you babysit regularly.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:59,
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I know. The nanny we have has been retested in some stuff recently. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:00,
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Said a straight man to a large-titted lady, never.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:05,
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£2k a term is fine if you can afford it, it's central london and you know they are somewhere safe and comfortablebut you can go too far with the garbage. teaching a 2 year old confidence? pfffft. the truth is, "our rent and staff cost a fortune and we're here to make a profit, but your kid will be in good hands".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:56,
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It's not so much that they are teaching confidence, they're observing things like that, they are teaching other things though, such as the alphabet, that sharing things with other kids is important etc. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:59,
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all nurseries do that, and in fact only cunt parents don't do thatyou're paying for the name and the location. which is fine, christ i'd do exactly the same if i had a kid, but they really shouldn't peddle it as something it's not.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:03,
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The state ones around here are fucking abysmal. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:05,
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your ex needs a stint without daddy or her ex's moneythat would soon sort her out in terms of being a bit more pleasant
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:05,
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Even a lobotomy wouldn't sort the spoilt miserable cunt out. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:08,
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she'd be taking micro to the state nursery (which she herself hasn't paid any taxes towards)she needs a dose of reality
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:09,
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She has paid tax, quite a lot when she worked for Saatchi and Saatchi. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:10,
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meh, that probably just about covered her hospital bills and dr's bills for being pregnant(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:15,
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We went private for most of that. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:18,
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Things like chicken pox, meningitis; that sort of stuff, yeah?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:03,
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only how to spell themthey'll be fluent in spelling five syllable words before the age of 3. according to the brochure.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:04,
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Her chess isn't quite as good as I'd like it to be, but her Mandarin writing is coming on very well and she's better than Tarquin and Atticus at applied physics. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:07,
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Genuinely the names of a couple of kids she goes to swimming lessons with. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:11,
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Oh for fuck's sake...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:11,
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Welcome to middle class North London. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:13,
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It's just as bad here. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 19:51,
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Oxford is very middle class apart from a couple of very dodgy housing estates IIRC. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 20:09,
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Right, I'm off. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:59,
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:07,
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