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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well, this is "shit"
Power hour people.
When was the last time you showed true stamina.
Besides when climbing MM or reading MT

alt. If you were to be a new political leader, what would your promises be?

altalt. Mila Kunis or Charlize Theron
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:16, 200 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:25, Reply)
Running the Great North Run
The 10th and 11th miles are a slow uphill climb. It is fucking hard work

Alt:
Friday afternoons off in the pub

AltAlt:
Charlize perleaze
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:26, Reply)
Where is everyone Sporters?
I have an hour and a half left of work and a shit phone.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:29, Reply)
I'm in your mum, only my feet are sticking out and I'm typing out this messgae with my toes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:32, Reply)
STANDARD

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:40, Reply)
Stupid work getting in the way of a quiet afternoon

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:03, Reply)
Probably when dry stone walling for 4 hours everything seemed to get heavier as the time went on.
Alt, Ban underwear bloody uncomfortable
altalt... Can I leave them to it and watch?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:29, Reply)
NO. PICK ONE!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:29, Reply)
the dark haired one

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:38, Reply)
FUCK YOU AND THE SHITHORSE YOU RODE IN ON

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:29, Reply)
Always a neigh sayer

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:30, Reply)
i frequently work very long hours
mila kunis. she may be the hottest woman on the planet.

the stupid bitch. although the girl in wolf was almost enough to put me on the turn last night, margot robbie her name is.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:33, Reply)
If you like that it's worth noting that Portia de Rossi is a bona-fide rugmuncher
more's the pity.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:00, Reply)
yeah, but i'm not

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:05, Reply)
watch some Portia de Rossi films
you will be.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:12, Reply)
Isn't Margot Robbie a bit young for you?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:29, Reply)
I can't remember last time I showed stamina. That's pretty bad.
Last weekend was a bit of a chore.

alt. Free money for everyone! I mean what is it anyway but a load of numbers? I'd also reform the education system, teach about different cultures so they aren't as alien. Tougher retribution for criminals.

altalt. Mila. She's on my women I would list.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:33, Reply)
SHAKALAKABOOMBOOM and BALTHAZAR KING in the sweepstake #justsayin #yolo #prayforjason

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:34, Reply)
NO PROFITING FROM HORSES' MISERY

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:34, Reply)
can I profit freom poor peoples misery?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:35, Reply)
You won't be saying that when I buy you something (else) nice with my £400

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:37, Reply)
1 haircut and dye job

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:38, Reply)

dye gob
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:38, Reply)
Don't be silly, it's one or the other

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:43, Reply)
Its ok he wont profit from those two dont worry

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:37, Reply)
who's your top tip bonzo?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:38, Reply)
Across the Bay or Burton Port

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:41, Reply)
*BETS LIFE SAVINGS*
THANKS MAN i OWE YOU A PIMNT
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:42, Reply)
Put your house on them
*disclaimer I know nothing about racing*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:43, Reply)
Never used glue?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:56, Reply)
ONLY PRITSTICK

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:04, Reply)
*looks suspiciously*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:08, Reply)
my thread was 10x better than this piece of shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:37, Reply)
Why don't you fucking marry it then if you love it so much.
Horse fucking cunthole
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:41, Reply)
and no I haven't watched your stupid gay programme.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:41, Reply)
Go and make me a cup of tea jaasom
strong, milk, half a suagr

thNAKS
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:41, Reply)
*spits in tea*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:42, Reply)
yeah "spit"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:44, Reply)
Shh!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:56, Reply)
When I was up to the back wheels in YM
Real answer: every time most times I play football/basketball/cricket etc.

Alt: I'd order the culling of all vegetarians. We could then use them for food, and as they're organic I could charge a premium for them. Win-Win I think.

AltAlt: I'd prefer a RF sandwich between the pair of them, but if I was pushed into a choice, it would be MK.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:43, Reply)
chompy will be pleased

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:44, Reply)
That seems unlikely. He was a bit of a miserable bastard at the best of times.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:47, Reply)
Who is RF?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:57, Reply)
rory's fuckwhore
it's all he can get
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Reverend Fister, you colossal flid-mong.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:04, Reply)
I read it wrong.
Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:09, Reply)
Well that's just plain rude.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:20, Reply)
Right now
We don't normally have music on in the office but I've just come back in to someone playing A Now album or some shit from a year I obviously stopped listening to music of the day due to excessive shitness. It everyone starts fucking 'cutting loose' and dancing around like it's fucking 'Fame' then imma chib the cunt.

alt: free death for all and bring back ketchips
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:51, Reply)
It's Plan B apparently
I've never had an opinion on him/them before but I hereby settle on 'fucking shit'
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:53, Reply)
old^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:56, Reply)
I found myself quite liking Chase and Status recently.
I've concluded that this makes me modern.

We are listening to Kisstory, which is reminding me that I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Chase & Status?
Worse than Pendulum m8.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Aren't Pendulum rock?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:09, Reply)
noncey nu metal
Started out as reasonably good DnB producers then sold out.

Utter shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:12, Reply)
hahahahaha, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:12, Reply)
Fuck off frank

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:24, Reply)
IN an attempt to change the subject a bit
Everyone loves a good FACT:

I found out today that while tourists are not allowed up the clock tower (big ben) UK citizens can arrange to climb the stairs but have to do so through their MP.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:57, Reply)
do you know the actual name of the thing?
good pub quiz knowledge, that
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Big Ben is the bell, not the tower

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:02, Reply)
that's not what i asked

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:03, Reply)
That's the bit everyone knows, even me!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:03, Reply)
rhubarb is actually a vegetable!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Dozer is actually a prick in real life as well!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:07, Reply)
those kids your wife had aren't yours!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:08, Reply)
don't be daft
he doesn't have a life
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:09, Reply)
you dig me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:10, Reply)
i'd happily dig your grave

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:14, Reply)
It was first called St Stephens Tower
then The Clock Tower (hence me using that name)
It is now called Elizabeth's Tower
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:08, Reply)
Also Big Ben isnt actually the name of the bell its a nickname
its called The Great Bell
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:10, Reply)
No YOUN ARE

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:11, Reply)
Just because you wanted to touch me

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:14, Reply)
I've climbed Big Ben's tower before

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:25, Reply)
and big Don's
and Big Steve
and Dutch Schteve
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:29, Reply)
Du Dutch people have lischps?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:43, Reply)
Dutch Schteve doesh

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:50, Reply)
altalt Mila Kunis is fucking wonk-eyed and has a grating voice
so t'other one.

alt: Nationalise things that clearly need nationalising - transport, utilities, Royal mail.

I had a 7 hour drinking session the other weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:59, Reply)
DANGER SOCIALIST

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:03, Reply)
Hide the trestle tables and megaphones!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:05, Reply)
and yet, she always speaks so highly of you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:03, Reply)
it's not just high, it's squeaky too

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:14, Reply)
I dont think I have ever heard her voice
I don't know what she looks like, she is just one of those names that I see in the papers
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:15, Reply)
never seen family guy??
she's meg griffin
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:29, Reply)
Psst thats a cartoon
But I get the voice now...

Also I have given you answers to your big ben tower question I would like to be graded please miss
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:29, Reply)
1/10 for general knowledge
10/10 for googling
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:38, Reply)
not googled
I remembered it from when it were renamed for the jubblies
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:41, Reply)
Never seen Black Swan?
Good film.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:35, Reply)
*checks to see if I want to fuck men*
*nope I don't*

Of course I haven't fucking seen it,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:36, Reply)
Bit harsh.
It's got Mila Kunis eating out Natalie Portman.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:44, Reply)
DO YOU ACTUALLY SEE ANYTHING
I BET NO,

therefore its a film for the likes of Nakers
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:46, Reply)
No imagination

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:49, Reply)
Five eighteen hour days, with two hour drinking sessions in the break with three hours sleep.
After the last day, head four hours down the road to get home, shower, shave and off to the stupidly stuffy, hot, air conditioner free offices to slave away at the desk for another eight hours.

Rinse and repeat for eight straight weeks, lose three stone in the process.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:06, Reply)
you ok hun?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:06, Reply)
Fantastic.
I wouldn't have it any other way!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:07, Reply)
not even up the chutney chute?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:09, Reply)
To me, anal is like Christmas.
It's better to give than to receive.

/Board And it's always better when you have children.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:15, Reply)
I can't believe I fucking typed that.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:16, Reply)
you disgust me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:17, Reply)
Hey, if you prefer to receive, that's your choice.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:19, Reply)
who are you anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:20, Reply)
and why are my ribs sore?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:21, Reply)
have you seen my cat?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:22, Reply)
WHY UIS IT SO LOUD>?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:23, Reply)
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?”

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:24, Reply)
Do you know where you're going to?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:25, Reply)
WELL THIS MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:28, Reply)
This is what happened to my Gran before we put her in a home.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:25, Reply)
Have you seen my pussy?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:28, Reply)
Slocombes

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:30, Reply)
i had luch with an old lady once who kept banging on about her "pussy flap"
she menat cat flap
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:30, Reply)
xx

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:10, Reply)
I don't like it over there on the right hand side

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:33, Reply)
I would like it to be 5 now.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:34, Reply)
+ in
They would make you get down down
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:37, Reply)
'I would like it to be in 5 now'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:38, Reply)
Everybody get up singing
5 will make you get down down
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:39, Reply)
Stop this nonsense at once.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Only
When the lights go out
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:41, Reply)
Baybee.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:42, Reply)
^Slam Dunked^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:45, Reply)
*puts it up*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:46, Reply)
dion't you go to the pub at 4?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:38, Reply)
Not everyday, not at all this week.
I have only had 1 beer this week and that was last night.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:38, Reply)


I have started on this year's rosé intake
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Bit gay.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:42, Reply)
TGGI^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:42, Reply)
it's well gay

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:43, Reply)
Rose is excellent in the hot weather and especially at lunchtime
you pleb
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:42, Reply)
Yeah my ex liked it, and so do many other women.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:43, Reply)
I'm calling you a woman here.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:43, Reply)
and I will double up on that and call him a todger dodger

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:45, Reply)
do you want to fuck my cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:47, Reply)
No thank you, I only take women orally or anally

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:47, Reply)
citation needed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:51, Reply)
safety first

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:52, Reply)
it's a girl's drink

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:43, Reply)
It s no Glen Moray thats for sure

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:44, Reply)
yer I don't like Glen Moray but nice try

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:45, Reply)
I just tried to think of the cheapest single I could

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:48, Reply)
Glenfiddich.
Cheap as well as nasty.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:49, Reply)
I get a liter of bells from my grand father in law every year for Christmas
i give away a litre of Bells every new year
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:50, Reply)
yer Bells is cheap shit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:52, Reply)
Out of the 2 I would rather drink Moray
and I think fiddy is at least twice the price, as its the uneducated malt.

(on a side note as I like to experiment coop single malt is ok, I think its a rebottled Dalmore)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:51, Reply)
it is indeed a rebottled Dalmore 12

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:52, Reply)
But for half the price,
I quite like Dalmore
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:54, Reply)
yer 15 quid a bottle is alright
But Dalmore is mediocre.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:58, Reply)
mediocre
maybe but drinkable,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:02, Reply)
saw someone banging on about Glenlivet being the king of whiskies
any of them over 12 years old, apparently. Thoughts?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:53, Reply)
that's bollocks
Glenlivet is only mediocre.

Glenfarclas and an cnoc are better, to name just two.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:54, Reply)
what I figured
They were American, so it's perhaps excusable.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:55, Reply)
Americans have no idea about whisky.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:57, Reply)

americans I
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:01, Reply)
correct, you do indeed have no idea about whisky

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:06, Reply)
you have no idea about what i have any ideas about, since you've never met me

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:07, Reply)
...says the walrus who reckons she knows all about me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:09, Reply)
i couldn't give a fuck about you, borybumchum

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:35, Reply)
you're a bit obsessed with me though

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 18:02, Reply)
i'm off out now
with real friends. do enjoy your virtual bumming, friendless xx
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 18:05, Reply)
^ obsessed ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 18:06, Reply)
I love rose.
Case closed.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:45, Reply)
I think Nakers just opened a case.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:46, Reply)
More like a closet

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:47, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:48, Reply)
I prefered it over there at thr righthand side

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:49, Reply)
This is the right hand side.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:49, Reply)
DAMMIT!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:50, Reply)
^^BENT SPASTIC IN ACTION HERE FOLKS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:51, Reply)
Oh man its like his flappy wrists have affected his ability to see

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:52, Reply)
i do NOT have flappy wrists

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:53, Reply)
or flappy hair

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:57, Reply)
nothing about me flaps

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:57, Reply)
except your wrists and gaping anus

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:01, Reply)
goddammit bonzo

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:07, Reply)
what about your gaping bum flaps?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:02, Reply)
Typical Nakers

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:54, Reply)
yes.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:50, Reply)
a valise

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:47, Reply)
I didnt know you were batting with Jason
Well good on ya I say
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:42, Reply)
The only batting he gets is round the head.
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with my MEATSNAKE
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:46, Reply)
MEATSNAKE FTW

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:47, Reply)
RT

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:50, Reply)
+ to win a meatsnake

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:51, Reply)
He knows!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:53, Reply) 



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(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:52, Reply)
Cor!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:54, Reply)
Snake has done a tiny poo

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:04, Reply)
no, he's left a tiny meat treat for you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:08, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:39, Reply)
Right. Im off.
Have a good one cunts! xx
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:54, Reply)

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