I had to put micro on the naughty step twice this weekend. I hate having to do it, but it's the right thing to do sometimes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:43, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

ha, I locked mini ape in a changing room at the swimming pool as a naughty step 4 times in a row
in the end I carried her out wearing nothing but a t shirt.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:44, Reply)

She came out with some cracking comments this weekend:
'you're an old man daddy'
'I'll do it in two minutes' (complete with a 'talk to the hand' gesture)
'THAT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL'
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:47, Reply)

my recent favourite
'I have a small bum, mummy has BIG bum'

did not go down well
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:48, Reply)

hahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:49, Reply)

i'm looking forward to seeing my brother's 3 over easter weekend
although i have bribed them to love me too much, and now the constant fights about who gets to sit next to me are exhausting. inevitably i end up with one on each side and the 4 year old on my knee.

and given the enormous fart that blew out of her bum-oley over christmas (she was mortified when we all laughed and ran upstairs sobbing) it's not as cute as it sounds.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Did you have to get a stepladder out to do it?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:07, Reply)