Morning Batts
No kids this weekend so spent Friday night and most of Saturday planting up my allotment. Was praying for the rain to hold off while I worked, which it did, but now I'm done I need it to rain as the tap down at the allotment is fecked. Only glorious sunshine so far.

Spent yesterday undercoating woodwork. Went to bed early with a crappy headache. Feeling much better today thankfully.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:46, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

gonna be sunny all week and then rina for Easter weekeend

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:47, Reply)

Is that your Estonian nanny?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:48, Reply)

Feck
Well the allotment is a 10 minute walk from the house and I don't have a hosepipe that long.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:01, Reply)

I'm looking forward to being in one place long enough to grow things again.

( Kroney, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:13, Reply)

is this in reference to when you had a 52 hour gaming marathon and had mushrooms growing out of your butt crack by the end

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:21, Reply)

When I said "grow things" I meant bed sores.

( Kroney, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:23, Reply)

well this answers the question of, who the fuck is sad enough to have an allotment
so ta for that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:09, Reply)

What on earth are you blithering on about?
/ac
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:12, Reply)

whenever i'm on a train and it goes past allotments, i always wonder who the hell has one
now i know. you do!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:13, Reply)

Do I? Oh my goodness, so I do!
And what of it? Home grown veg - tastes better than shop-bought, costs feck all, good exercise - I'm struggling to see the downside here.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:16, Reply)

if you were blindfolded and your kids' lives depended on it
i bet you couldn't taste the difference between your courgettes and the ones from waitrose
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:17, Reply)

You have a thing about my kids being placed under the threat of imminent death, don't you?
On Friday you were going to drown them - despite the fact that both of them are probably bigger than you.

Well as it goes I'm not planting courgettes, but let's say for the sake of argument carrots. A carrot can be picked out of the ground, cooked and on my plate in less than an hour. Are you seriously saying that a carrot that was picked probably a week ago, been lobbed around the back of a lorry, and sitting on a shelf in Waitrose is going to taste as good?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:27, Reply)

oh yeah, i forgot about drowning them
i knew i forgot to do something this weekend.

i still doubt you'd taste the difference once it had been peeled and smothered in salad dressing or boiled to death.

OR with the carrots.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:33, Reply)

Salad dressing or boiled to death?
Is that your cooking technique? Fucksake Swipey you're more of a foodwrong than I thought.

Lightly steamed love. Make a note. Jesus.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:39, Reply)