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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I was hoovering the bedroom floor and found an earring, so I put it on the wife's dressing table assuming it was hers.Shes just messaged me a photo of it demanding to know why there is another womans earing in our bedroom. I get the feeling there is no right answer. I honestly have no idea where it came from. Weird.
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Peej, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:14,
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Oh mate, it's going to be the Encyclopaedia Brittanica letters A through H for you.At least. I wouldn't be surprised if it gets as far as L!
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Kroney, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:15,
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i don't know whether to mock the idea of you hoovering in a pinny or to be sympatheticmaybe tell her it's for your new prince albert?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:16,
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tell her you'll discuss it when she has stopped blobbing(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:22,
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Why don't you turn the tables and accuse HER of having a woman in your bed?(, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:30, Reply)
She hasn't yet accused me of having a woman in my bed, but I know thats what she is suggestingI will throw it right back at her.
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Peej, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:36,
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So why DID you have another woman in your bedroom?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:36,
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So what you're saying isthat you wife thinks that not only are you dumb enough to shag another woman in her, but that you'd also be dumb enough to leave an earring from said other woman lying on her dressing table as a sign?
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