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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I think I am getting a cold, I feel like shit
stupid children with their lurgy
( , Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:34, Reply)
stupid children with their lurgy
( , Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:34, Reply)
Fucking Easter. The little turds are everywhere at the moment.
Screaming and tantruming and getting underfoot. I wish it were legal to boot 'em.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Screaming and tantruming and getting underfoot. I wish it were legal to boot 'em.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:37, Reply)
I used to do a lot of work on top of YM in the 1970's.
Back when bush hair used to get matted.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:34, Reply)
Back when bush hair used to get matted.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:34, Reply)
Whereabouts in the 1970s?
You're not my dad, are you? He was from Woolwich, too. Seems a hell of coincidence.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:36, Reply)
You're not my dad, are you? He was from Woolwich, too. Seems a hell of coincidence.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:36, Reply)
Good tiems.
Especially if a bird was riding you and a couple of hairs would get caught on the tip of your dick on the downstroke pulling the pissflap up inside.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:43, Reply)
Especially if a bird was riding you and a couple of hairs would get caught on the tip of your dick on the downstroke pulling the pissflap up inside.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:43, Reply)
what the.......................................
you are a very WRONG human being
( , Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:43, Reply)
you are a very WRONG human being
( , Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:43, Reply)
The Indian girl I was seeing for a while was a bit furry, but that's the closest I've got.
I feel like I've missed out.
What I don't like is when they complain about stubble grazing their face and I'm all like "yeah and what about my ballbag?" No consideration, stunner.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:48, Reply)
I feel like I've missed out.
What I don't like is when they complain about stubble grazing their face and I'm all like "yeah and what about my ballbag?" No consideration, stunner.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:48, Reply)
No consideration at all.
It's almost like they are indifferent to sex once they know you want sex all the time. Thus creating a barter system for their affections.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:52, Reply)
It's almost like they are indifferent to sex once they know you want sex all the time. Thus creating a barter system for their affections.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:52, Reply)
i was watching cameron diaz on the graham norton show begging women not to permanently get rid of their pubes
because they might want them one day, and that permanent shit is permanent.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:51, Reply)
because they might want them one day, and that permanent shit is permanent.
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No. She looks attractive and like she goes like the clappers. Mexican innit.
Altho' I've heard she is an "environmentalist".
( , Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Altho' I've heard she is an "environmentalist".
( , Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:56, Reply)
she's not the hottest actress out there, but she's extremely attractive
although russell crowe couldn't get far enough away from her and more on top of kylie
( , Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:00, Reply)
although russell crowe couldn't get far enough away from her and more on top of kylie
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