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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I need a holiday. Would any of you donate to a justgiving page to fund this?
If so, how much?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:55, 169 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I have an out of date rough guide to Belarus you can have

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:58, Reply)
Cash only please. Cold, hard and lots of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:58, Reply)
I have a piggy bank full of two ps

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:00, Reply)
I am suckling at the fruity teat of mrs P Noir

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:05, Reply)
I'm having a go on Ms Rio Ja, she's cheap but better than I expected

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:13, Reply)
Oyster Bay Merlot for me later.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:14, Reply)
You can come to Disneyland on a "child goes free" pass

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:08, Reply)
50p

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:10, Reply)
Yeah sure
50k?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:12, Reply)
Sterling? Yes please.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:13, Reply)
Fuck it, lets make it 100k
I'll agree to anything on the internet, me
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:16, Reply)
I'll get PJ to work out your IP address and track you down IRL.
Cash only thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:23, Reply)
Cor you must have well clever pyjamas

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:25, Reply)
He'll be knocking at your kneecaps in a week.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:44, Reply)
Shut up Jason.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:49, Reply)
Backtraced and pinpointed! Go his bank details too
But judging on his abode and bank balance you're getting fuck all.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:49, Reply)
Right if you are that clever how come you can't spell 'got'

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:56, Reply)
Its part of the backdoor I used, the t doesn't show up if I type the word go

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:57, Reply)
Oh man, I got some backdoor action and never even noticed :(((

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:00, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:01, Reply)
Just found a website dedicated to my anus
www.bestwindsocks.com/
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:08, Reply)
chive pounds

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:25, Reply)
I'll give you the money for a orange sparkle.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:40, Reply)
As long as that isn't a swipe related sexual encounter that would be great.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:43, Reply)
Or a Lemonade Sparkle. I don't mind.
If you take Stunned with you, I'll also shell out for a 'funny feet'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:44, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:45, Reply)
Get a job, layabout.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:51, Reply)
I have work. I just can't justify spending money on myself at the moment when I'm spending too much on other things.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:54, Reply)
lol povvo

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:13, Reply)
I spend money on myself AND other things, but that's the kind of guy I am.
I'm sorry, but I'm not going to apologise for it.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:16, Reply)
But you just did

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:18, Reply)
I'm sorry, I really didn't.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:18, Reply)
Not being rude, but you're a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:20, Reply)
being rude, you're a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:22, Reply)
Stop thinking about my cunt

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:35, Reply)
NEVERRRRR!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:38, Reply)
Now I'm thinking about your cunt

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:38, Reply)
I like tangles cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:42, Reply)
I'm undecided at the moment
gonna think about it a bit more
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:43, Reply)
a wise choice

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:48, Reply)
I need some time to think up an impromptu comeback

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:23, Reply)
Take your time, I'm dipping in and out anyway
You can always gaz it to me later
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:34, Reply)
Sorry I only gaz Dozer

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:35, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:43, Reply)
Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:44, Reply)
yo, Simon says 'get the fuck up'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:44, Reply)
Die little small guy, we on the rise, everything a nigga touch platinumize

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:48, Reply)
I get psycho killa Norman Bates!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:50, Reply)
Yer me too
I like to check if he's 'alright'
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:48, Reply)
I like it when he bullies me on gaz as well as in threads

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:49, Reply)
He don't send me Gazzes anymore
He don't sing me love songs......wait damn fucking earworm
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:10, Reply)
How easily he forgets.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:11, Reply)
gazzed

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:11, Reply)
Yer I noticed, I still have the gazzes from the night of the dozers

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:13, Reply)
I have some right gazzes in my inbox, ones from all sorts.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:14, Reply)
I guess I'm alright, guess I'm alright.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:49, Reply)
there must be a way of donating negative amounts on these things

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:17, Reply)
You could pledge an amout that matches his IQ then

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:56, Reply)
lasagne has cheese on top ONLY, I feel I need to be clear about this
Thank you for your time
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:22, Reply)
Not sure I agree here
lasagne would be far better if they put cheese inbetween the layers of meat & béchamel sauce, and then replaced the meat & béchamel sauce with cheese
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:27, Reply)
I had'nt considered this
I bow to your superioor cheesesy knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:29, Reply)
Stick the fucker on some bread & under the grill for 5 mins, sorted
to keep the layer thing going you could alternate layers of red leicester with dairylea
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:31, Reply)
with primula swirls on top

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:32, Reply)
Oh man, I'm salivating just thinking about it
from my nipples
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:33, Reply)
I'll donate one bottle of gin, is that OK?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:57, Reply)
Two years too late you black bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:57, Reply)
18 months-ish by my calculations you poison dwarf

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:59, Reply)
Fuck off coon.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:00, Reply)
Sort it out

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:02, Reply)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:03, Reply)
WHERES MY GIN PRICKLORD

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:04, Reply)
I'm addicted to this programme called gogglebox
there's this drunk hooray henry type, that wears really fucking horrible clothes like lemon cords, every time I see him I think Nakers in 20 years times*

*but still wearing todays wardrobe
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:08, Reply)
I have tried to watch that, it makes me weep for humanity
That 'posh' guy is the biggest cunt of all

Apart from you of course
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:16, Reply)
worse than Al?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:17, Reply)
Yep as I said he all ways makes me think of you

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:18, Reply)
You ent met me I'm lovely and awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:22, Reply)
:(
A lost click
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:31, Reply)
What happened there?
I did not delete.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:32, Reply)
Maybe you put us both on 2.0 by mistake?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:35, Reply)
I ent dun nuffin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:36, Reply)
+ for you man Flavour Flavs got problems of his own

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:42, Reply)
wash yo butt!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:43, Reply)
Btw I said >: (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:36, Reply)
Soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:40, Reply)
Yeah well...ok then
Got a venue or a date at least?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:42, Reply)
Are you asking to be his best man?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:43, Reply)
Well I am the best one here, I may as well be the best one at his wedding
Plus I'm good at speeches innit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:45, Reply)
Strike through eeches replaces with eaker cable

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:46, Reply)
I think we've narrowed it down to some point this year.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:45, Reply)
really?
Planning it and booking it usually takes about a year.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:47, Reply)
A friend of mine got married in one of the colleges that was lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:47, Reply)
NEW FUCKING THREAD ALL ABOUT YOU

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:48, Reply)
he said
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2266451
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:05, Reply)
Fuck no,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:17, Reply)
Your forgetting he's a Londoner now he probably thinks the holiday should come to him

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:25, Reply)
I dunt lyke londun.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:27, Reply)
Yocal ^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:29, Reply)
I only ever go there for work now.
It makes me do a sad because there are bits of London that are ace, but I only ever go to the poo bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:30, Reply)
I'm waiting for his second line of
"ohhh no, I love it"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:30, Reply)

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