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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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*Morning rabbit.
I'm not really into cars, we have the Landoverr, living in the sticks it'a pretty necessary. Tanks are cool though. Daughter loves trains, she was all over them yesterdayWho'a Frank?
(, Sun 4 May 2014, 9:54, 1 reply, 10 years ago)
If you lurked you should remember
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(, Sun 4 May 2014, 9:59, Reply)
Vaguely. Is he the Mancinian guy with mental health needs, but properly, not justb3ta wise?

(, Sun 4 May 2014, 10:07, Reply)
*Trigger fingers*
Your thread reminds me of an old joke it's a bit long but here goes

Young lad at his grandparents house
Lad says "Granddad, granddad you was in the was in the war"
Granddad replies" Yes lad"
Lad says"Did you get any medals?"
Granddad replies" Yes lad there in the draw,next to my bed go and get them"
Lad puts on the medals and marches round the room "Grandad this is bloody great"
Granddad replies"Look I don't care what kinda language you use at home but I won't have that here under my roof"
Lad says sorry
Lad says "Granddad, granddad you was in the was in the war"
Granddad replies" Yes lad"
Lad says"Did you keep your helmet"
Granddad replies" Yes lad its in the wardrobe in my bedroom"
Lad puts on the helmet pushes out his chest with the medals and marches round the room "Grandad this is bloody great"
Granddad replies"Look I don't care what kinda language you use at home but I won't have that here under my roof"
Lad says sorry
Lad says "Granddad, granddad you was in the was in the war"
Granddad replies" Yes lad"
Lad says"Did you keep your gun?"
Grandad looks over both shoulders and says " I wasn't supposed to but yes it's up in the loft next to the tank"
Lad spluts out" Fuck me Granddad you got one of them and all"
(, Sun 4 May 2014, 10:22, Reply)
*stares like a dog that been shown a card trick*

(, Sun 4 May 2014, 10:25, Reply)
I never said it was a good joke

(, Sun 4 May 2014, 10:26, Reply)
tl;dl

(, Sun 4 May 2014, 12:12, Reply)

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