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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Have you all headed off to Twitter?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:03, 113 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:05, Reply)
Gang Bang at Lemmy's pad.
Coming?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:06, Reply)
Got an interview at 2. So I'll give it a miss.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:07, Reply)
Nope, I had lunch.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:12, Reply)
#no

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:12, Reply)
#ilikethis

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:35, Reply)
I joined
I imagine that after a week or so it will end up like my tumblr account that I haven't looked at for a month.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:20, Reply)
What's your username?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:31, Reply)
Ignore that, I see you're already following me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:32, Reply)
I just like having a gossip on it tbh.
It's good for news etc in the trending bit. You always find out who is dead first.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:41, Reply)
Not always true though
have been disappointed a few times
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:43, Reply)
There is a rumour going around on Twitter that Gazza has died.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:45, Reply)
Twice in two weeks!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:46, Reply)
Great! I'll bring the chicken

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:48, Reply)
The Israelis nuked it already?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:00, Reply)
Turns out Im not following Windy Pig at all.
I don't think...
I am following someone with pig in their name though.

as you were.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:53, Reply)
You fool, you absolute fool.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:54, Reply)
a happy fool, no less.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:05, Reply)

happy dancing
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:18, Reply)
DANCING QUEEN MORE LIKE!!!!!!
No... Wait.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:29, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:15, Reply)
That's pig bodine you fool.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:40, Reply)
*shrugs*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:45, Reply)
He's a b3tan, isn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:49, Reply)
My bollocks haven't been this sweaty
since I visited Greece in '97.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:42, Reply)
I have hives
bought some anti-hystamines at lunch time, still itchy. Might see about some anti-hystamine cream too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:50, Reply)
Delightful.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:53, Reply)
reading these statements makes celibacy seem REEEEEEEEEALLY attractive

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:12, Reply)
Imma fill the sink with cold water when I get home
and dunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:14, Reply)
I had this once, still don't know why.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:14, Reply)
Co-worker reckons it's because I ate an easy peeler on Tuesday
not happened before though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:43, Reply)
A what?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:47, Reply)
satsuma probably

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:22, Reply)
workworkwork
charity meeting and then seeing caitlin moran tonight. yay for feminism.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:45, Reply)
Feminism is dead.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:49, Reply)
The fact that you have people for feminism, shows you still have ways to go.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:51, Reply)
i'm going because she be funny
and she has promised to talk about the time she met benedict cumberbatch.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:52, Reply)
Oh, so *that's* your agenda ;)

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Feminists will never get anywhere until they accept that men usually have a point.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:52, Reply)
I would love to have sex with Caitlin Moran
Maybe that would shut her up with all this feminism nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:10, Reply)
Jesus, I really should be tweeting these things

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:10, Reply)
Ask her if she still wants to mutilate Limmy's genitals.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Did we ever get the link of supermatt dancing?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:47, Reply)
Monty is too busy messing up his stocktake.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:49, Reply)
brrrrap brrrap 20 keyboards at 2000 pounds brrrap brraap

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:00, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:16, Reply)
I watched it this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:50, Reply)
i know
i had to tell you to stop wanking :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:52, Reply)
to be fair you tell me that a lot

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:54, Reply)
spoilsports.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:58, Reply)
I hope you tell her to fuck right off.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:58, Reply)
i just ignore her until im finished then if she wants to talk to me she can fill out a request form

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:07, Reply)
What's Twitter?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:50, Reply)
It's like /talk
but with facebook like bragging rights over how many people pretend to give a shit about what you have to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:51, Reply)
RT

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:52, Reply)
Someone has set up a /talk twitter stream.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:52, Reply)
@tourettes

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:53, Reply)
@morning

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:53, Reply)
@alright

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:15, Reply)
@yer

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:18, Reply)
@Baldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:20, Reply)
I found him on there
It seemed he was still upset about your wedding
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:26, Reply)
I'm not surprised, I'd be upset if a near-total stranger's wedding caused me to have a breakdown.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:29, Reply)
Actually I think it was someone else's wedding, but you and your missus were in the picture and he'd taken the trouble to set up a website to register his upset

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:52, Reply)
He does let things get to him.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:01, Reply)
What was he actually upset about?
Or was it more of a general rage at people getting married?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:17, Reply)
It's my new home
I'm expecting to be made King any day now
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:11, Reply)
2nd interview done. Now time for a pint.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:53, Reply)
a? As in singular?

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:56, Reply)
I'll start with one. Just to try it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:57, Reply)
Sensible.
You don't want to become an alcoholic.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:04, Reply)
I'm about ready for a pint now
Unfortunately I'm still at work and still have to do some driving later.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:03, Reply)
bit short

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:49, Reply)
45 minutes. Got through to the next stage as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:51, Reply)
I don't think he was talking about the interview.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:52, Reply)
like I say, seems a bit short
Congrats either way, what's it for?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:52, Reply)

www.hireamidget.com/jobs.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:54, Reply)
The merchandise is excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:56, Reply)
Oh come on, he can't help that.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:52, Reply)
I got sent home as there is no work in my area.
Shower and then the pub is on.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:50, Reply)
I wanna go pub :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:51, Reply)
^^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:52, Reply)
*sigh*
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2316949
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:53, Reply)
I'm a grown man, with responsibilities.
We're not all carefree gadabouts, y'know
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:00, Reply)
I am a free spirit, a lone wolf, I do what I want when I want and to hell with the consequences.
Excluding 7:30 - 17:00 Mon-Fri and 8:00 - 12:00 every third Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:04, Reply)

and when swipe tells me what to do
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:08, Reply)
She's reasonably easy going IRL and puts up with me rolling in late without any fuss, I can't complain.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:10, Reply)
i had noticed this
of course, it won't last. You do know that?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:11, Reply)
Yes it will.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:12, Reply)
your optimism is very sweet

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:14, Reply)
No, it's fact.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:15, Reply)
have you got it in writing, witnessed and signed by indepedent professional witnesses?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:20, Reply)
Go then, you're supposedly a grown man, what's stopping you?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:52, Reply)
many work, such email, very finance

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:54, Reply)
Today I said 'I'm leaving early today', as a statement rather than a request, it has worked and I'm going home now,

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:57, Reply)
Wow a whole three minutes early
That'll take the sting out of your next Saturday shift eh
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:02, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:02, Reply)
Nah, I work until 5 most days and pop out for a quick pint less than I'd like to, but I don't actually get to leave at 4 :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:05, Reply)
Just get up, say "I'm off for that meeting, hopefully be back by 5,but if not see you tomorrow"
And stroll confidently to a pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:53, Reply)
been in back to back meetings since 11, need to catch up reall

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:55, Reply)
Ok. That sounds fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:01, Reply)
you should get an office job next

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:08, Reply)
I might do that.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:10, Reply)
you might need to have a haircut

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:15, Reply)
or put it up in a samurai top knot

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:19, Reply)
#pactcoffee

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:56, Reply)

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