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How many years do you think Rolf will be sentenced for?
I reckon 5.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:17, 122 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I think 6
Coulson today too isn't it?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:18, Reply)
Yep. I'm expecting him to get 3 years.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:20, Reply)
Rolf left his home by boat this morning.
BOAT LOL
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:27, Reply)
He has a small multicoloured suitcase with him.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:28, Reply)
Is that after the judge has sun arised the case?

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:25, Reply)

sun a THUNDER
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:26, Reply)
YES!

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:53, Reply)
Is he being tried at the Court of King Caractacus?
Because he just... passed... byyyyyyyy
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:26, Reply)
Do you think they'll leave him crying?

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:29, Reply)
We have a sweep on the Harris sentence
I bet on 6 1/2 years. As to Coulson - I hope he gets 10, he'll probably get less than 2.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:29, Reply)
Why do you think he should he get a longer sentence than a paedo?

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:35, Reply)
I don't
But I bet on 6 1/2 for Rolf. The idea of 10 for Coulson was just wishful thinking.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:38, Reply)
Why are you so anti Coulson?

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:39, Reply)
He's a poisonous piece of work who still seems to think he did nothing wrong - despite his 'genuine regret'
The only regret he has is that he got caught and that anyone had the audacity to actually arrest him.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:42, Reply)
Coulson has got 18 months.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:30, Reply)
That's what I thought he'd get, why didn't I post it on here? WHY?

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:31, Reply)
He'll probably serve less than a year.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:32, Reply)
I don't really care about the hacking to be honest, I don't know the full details.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:34, Reply)
They hacked into folks voicemails for stories. Including that Milly Dowler or whatever she's called.
Hacking dead kids phones - fun!
He was quoted as saying "Do his phone" about one tabloid twit.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:41, Reply)
I understand the basics of the story, what I don't get is the sheer level vitriol and anger about it

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:44, Reply)
bit impolite really, innit.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:47, Reply)
It's probably the same people crowing about what a cunt he is that lapped up the stories at the time which were gleaned from hacking

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:48, Reply)
True dat... and it's no secret that journalists use uncouth ways to get a story.
I was more angry at Rebecca brooks' hair.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:51, Reply)
+face
She's going to look even more hanging with every year she ages.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:52, Reply)
'uncouth'? Really?
Try 'illegal' and 'unethical' and 'against the code of practice we all signed up for' etc etc.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Not so placid now, are you?

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:04, Reply)
These people and their antics are one of my 'hot buttons'
There is no place low enough for them, their sheer arrogance and self righteousness make my knuckles itch.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Anyone who reads into their self righteousness needs a head check.
It's apparent that they are the devil incarnate.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:15, Reply)
Not in my case
Never read the NOTW or any other Murdoch 'newspaper'.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:52, Reply)
I don't read any newspaper and I don't have Sky TV
Am I Murdoch free?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:53, Reply)
'Murdoch free'
That should be a viral T shirt/badge/window sticker campaign.

'This brain is a Murdoch-free zone' on hats. 'Murdoch-free zone' on T shirts' etc. I can see it now........
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:57, Reply)
I though of it first.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:06, Reply)
Do you ever read any books published by HarperCollins?

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Dunno - I'll look, my bookcases are right behind me.
*Edit*
Found one - do I burn it?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Was it printed after 1989?

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:07, Reply)
Yes
*hangs head in shame*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:09, Reply)
Ummmm Cornish!

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:06, Reply)
I didn't mean you cap'n, I just really don't get why some people are so outraged to an unusually high level

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:55, Reply)
I'm not outraged I just like to see a cunt who thinks he's above the law get done.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:56, Reply)
This I can understand

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Daily Mail readers...

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:57, Reply)
I guess systematic invasion of your privacy
including all the clunge/cock chat you have with your extra-marital gets peoples' backs up.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:58, Reply)
Which is why I'm getting a Blackphone

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:01, Reply)
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(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:33, Reply)
That's got fucked up ears like you

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:36, Reply)
My ears are perfect. It's the insides that are all wrong.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:41, Reply)
18 months! Is that all?
Cunt should've got 3 days - hang him on Monday.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:32, Reply)
They should just let him off, it was all ages ago

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:33, Reply)
Rolf won't get more than 3 years.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:35, Reply)
Because of his age? I thought that, but then when you look at the number of charges it should be more.
He'll be on rule 43 with all the other nonces for his own protection.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:37, Reply)
He'll probably die in jail, the dirty auld cunt
In other news, I have the 'Animal Hospital' theme tune as an earworm.

That damn saxophone!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:36, Reply)
He diddled them kittens with his extra leg!
Diddleiddleiddleum
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:42, Reply)
Dunno what he will get
but he will be out in less than two. Maybe in a box.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:36, Reply)
Three, I reckon, he'll go straight on the hospital wing, he won't even see a cell. The state of him, I reckon he won't last it out,

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:42, Reply)
He'll be on rule 43.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Above a certain age, I think it's hospital.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:47, Reply)
Is that the one that states there is porn of it?

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:59, Reply)
If they sentence him to jail, he won't be walking out.
Man's 84, it'll be a death sentence.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:47, Reply)
He'll definitely get a custodial sentance. See Stewart Hall, also in his 80's as an example.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:50, Reply)
Like the man above said, it'll be in a secure hospital of some sort, I suppose.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:50, Reply)
The SMH were saying it only takes a short while to ruin a reputation
but that his 50+ year old career would stand up to scrutiny.

Right-ho.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:53, Reply)
Yeah, he'll definitely not suffer any ill effects.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:56, Reply)
I hope he gets sentenced to death by bunga-bunga

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:50, Reply)
He should have his digeridoo removed.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:52, Reply)

removed inserted
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:54, Reply)
'cut Rolf Harris's cock off, cut off Rolf Harris's cock'

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Two bricks.
Take the balls.

Leave the cock.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:59, Reply)
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(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:59, Reply)
I haven't forgotten, just chosen not to.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:02, Reply)
your loss

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:07, Reply)
Mr Justice Sweeney says he will pass sentence "as soon after noon as I am ready"

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Fucking drama queen leaving us on a cliffhanger

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Can he not just tell us what it is yet?

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:07, Reply)
25 hours Community Service should do it.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:02, Reply)
at a kids hospice

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:05, Reply)
Rolf and dying kids
Sitting in a tree.
F-U-C-K-I-N-G.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:07, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:08, Reply)
What do judges eat for lunch? I reckon truffle and caviar sandwiches, and some type of obscure single malt.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:09, Reply)
A buttered Yorkie and a can of Vimto.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:11, Reply)
Probably some venison, washed down with port.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:11, Reply)
Inmate testicles and baby souls

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:17, Reply)
or Brisket if it's Judge Judy

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Fudge

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:20, Reply)
My friends had some ducks stolen from their garden last week and this is the headline they came up with.
crimeandjustice.co.uk/2014/07/03/quackers-thieves-steal-ten-ducks-in-newcastle/

slightly insensitive.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Shut up Jason.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:15, Reply)
Fuck off Napoleon.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:18, Reply)
If the ducks are tunners, they could have escaped, shit ducks.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:16, Reply)
They were very well enclosed and looked after.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:18, Reply)
In a closet?

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:25, Reply)
where's Sporters?

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:24, Reply)
I think he had a work exam thingy tiday

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:26, Reply)
^ this

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:28, Reply)
*makes notes*

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Hahaha
So I'm at the school where my brother is the head, trying to give kids who might be interested in law a flavour of it. I've designed a mock trial, a criminal trial about a driver who hits a cyclist.

One of the defence team pipes up: hey. Now that we've won, can we sue the cyclist for damaging the sports car?

Imma give that kid a job.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:30, Reply)
You should have role played the Harris trial.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:32, Reply)
Bloody lawyers.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:39, Reply)
HTFR in 'up to their old tricks' shocker.
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/APHEX-TWIN-CAUSTIC-WINDOW-LP-2-X-LP-TEST-PRESSING-CAT023-ULTRA-RARE/141331321466?_trksid=p5197.c100068.m2280&_trkparms=aid%3D222006%26algo%3DSIC.FITP%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140205155511%26meid%3D7897491189420304027%26pid%3D100068%26prg%3D20140205155511%26rkt%3D6%26clkid%3D7897494675525677505&_qi=RTM1793693
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:44, Reply)
WAILAAPOYD

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:58, Reply)
?

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:58, Reply)
It's a bit like YAGAICMFP

(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:59, Reply)

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