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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So Battered was right.
What else has surprised you today?
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:07, 138 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
What else has surprised you today?
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:07, 138 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I surprised a gentleman this morning by accidentally spilling my milk drink on his suede shoe.
I apologised, of course, but I didn't really mean it.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:09, Reply)
I apologised, of course, but I didn't really mean it.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:09, Reply)
How fucking shit I did in my exam today
How long today is dragging
How I managed to be working tomorrow
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:11, Reply)
How long today is dragging
How I managed to be working tomorrow
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:11, Reply)
My mum is actualy in London at the moment
So you're probably not lying.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)
So you're probably not lying.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)
The telephone interview I've just had - the money was a lot less than I had been initially told.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:26, Reply)
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:26, Reply)
I really should go into consultancy
I could easily earn double what I'm on now
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:28, Reply)
I could easily earn double what I'm on now
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:28, Reply)
I should sell my arse down the Dilly, I could easily earn double what I'm on now.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:30, Reply)
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:30, Reply)
You are correct
I did harvest some peas last night for a pea and rocket salad. Fucking lovely it was too
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:33, Reply)
I did harvest some peas last night for a pea and rocket salad. Fucking lovely it was too
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:33, Reply)
I hate it when they do that. It wastes everyone's time.
What about a stint in Poland?
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:34, Reply)
What about a stint in Poland?
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:34, Reply)
Something that I've heard a couple of times in my life that really winds me up
Applicant: "What does the job pay?"
Employer: "Are you working at the moment?"
"Well, no. That's why I'm applying for this."
"Well it doesn't matter what it pays then, does it."
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:43, Reply)
Applicant: "What does the job pay?"
Employer: "Are you working at the moment?"
"Well, no. That's why I'm applying for this."
"Well it doesn't matter what it pays then, does it."
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:43, Reply)
Nothing really surprises me any more, it's all so depressingly predictable.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:32, Reply)
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:32, Reply)
Apart from you edited it from "stunned can't even use b3ta properly ffs"
But good effort.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:04, Reply)
But good effort.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:04, Reply)
The only reason I posted that grab was because I thought you'd think I would
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:07, Reply)
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:07, Reply)
I was surprised that Gazza died, according to a rumour going around on twitter.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:40, Reply)
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Some dickhead claims Jill Dando was murdered as she was investigating a VIP paedo ring.
thecolemanexperience.wordpress.com/2013/07/09/barry-george-jill-dando-jimmy-savile-bbc-paedophiles-cliff-richard-alan-farthing-nick-ross-and-britains-dirty-secrets/
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:46, Reply)
thecolemanexperience.wordpress.com/2013/07/09/barry-george-jill-dando-jimmy-savile-bbc-paedophiles-cliff-richard-alan-farthing-nick-ross-and-britains-dirty-secrets/
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:46, Reply)
I read a fantastic one
Where Stephen Fry is a part of the institutional child molestation ring at the Beeb and that's why he bailed on that show he was doing years ago when he ran away to Belgium. Also, Rik Mayall knew all the sordid details and threatened to go public, so they bumped him off. So this goes ALL the way to the top.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:49, Reply)
Where Stephen Fry is a part of the institutional child molestation ring at the Beeb and that's why he bailed on that show he was doing years ago when he ran away to Belgium. Also, Rik Mayall knew all the sordid details and threatened to go public, so they bumped him off. So this goes ALL the way to the top.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:49, Reply)
There's a great comment about not paying for a tv licence to get back at the BBC.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:51, Reply)
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:51, Reply)
Nope, these pictures are still readily accessible
*picture of internet hardmen*
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:47, Reply)
*picture of internet hardmen*
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:47, Reply)
I was surprised to see Stunned on facebook.
I was also quite surprised to see myself back here.
Man, I'm bored.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:53, Reply)
I was also quite surprised to see myself back here.
Man, I'm bored.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:53, Reply)
Alright, gorgeous?
How's things in the business of shit inspecting?
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:56, Reply)
How's things in the business of shit inspecting?
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Ah, I don't do that any longer
I, erm, caused a scene and demanded to be transferred to a different project because the woman running the typhoid one is a sociopath.
How're you?
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:01, Reply)
I, erm, caused a scene and demanded to be transferred to a different project because the woman running the typhoid one is a sociopath.
How're you?
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Definitely the last one
There may be a dirty protest when I finally leave this place.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:13, Reply)
There may be a dirty protest when I finally leave this place.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:13, Reply)
alright b3th?
something, something fat; something, something old husband; something something, pier; something something WSM shithole.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:00, Reply)
something, something fat; something, something old husband; something something, pier; something something WSM shithole.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:00, Reply)
Hey b3th, I posted a picture of a couple of forum users earlier in this thread, but I wasn't expecting you to show up so I edited it out myself
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:04, Reply)
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:04, Reply)
Sorry, my mistake, I though you were this person
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=57277
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:12, Reply)
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=57277
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:12, Reply)
It's been a long time coming.
I am so bored I am getting my facebook account in order ready for when they shut this place but there must be something going on with our server as I am only getting the fb banner.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:05, Reply)
I am so bored I am getting my facebook account in order ready for when they shut this place but there must be something going on with our server as I am only getting the fb banner.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:05, Reply)
gaz me your details and I will request.
Or not.
Entirely up to you.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:11, Reply)
Or not.
Entirely up to you.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:11, Reply)
Snake sent me a load of your real names so I sent a load of them.
Whilst you are special, you're not that special.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:10, Reply)
Whilst you are special, you're not that special.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:10, Reply)
I dont think there's any need to look like Rik Mayall in your profile photo, mind you
( , Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:09, Reply)
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