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Morning all
Today we can all rejoice in the first anniversary of The Original Dr Frog™ signing up to join this happy online community.
What are some of your favourite Frog moments?
Share your thoughts, love and tributes here in this fluffy thread.
Alt: Oh, were you hoping for a go on rachelswipe and then that prick came along and ruined it?
How has Frog being here spoiled your enjoyment of the internet?
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:27, 172 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Today we can all rejoice in the first anniversary of The Original Dr Frog™ signing up to join this happy online community.
What are some of your favourite Frog moments?
Share your thoughts, love and tributes here in this fluffy thread.
Alt: Oh, were you hoping for a go on rachelswipe and then that prick came along and ruined it?
How has Frog being here spoiled your enjoyment of the internet?
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:27, 172 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Might tell everyone what I *really* think of them before flouncing today
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Well, I either 'like' people or think they're 'alright' so I'll probably just make stuff up
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I understand there was a football match and that one team won and the other team lost.
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Yes my beautiful eyes are due to a combination of rayleigh scattering and a moderate amount of melanin in the iris' anterior border
THANKS SCIENCE!!!
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:55, Reply)
THANKS SCIENCE!!!
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:55, Reply)
Sorry I missed your anniversary of signing up for a website day eleven days ago
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:43, Reply)
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Haha I remember whe he...haha...that time...haha...oh man, it was....
Oh hang on. No, that was someone else. No, I've no idea, sorry.
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:41, Reply)
Oh hang on. No, that was someone else. No, I've no idea, sorry.
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:41, Reply)
You're right, there have been so many great times
Here's to many more!
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:44, Reply)
Here's to many more!
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:44, Reply)
I like the weekly cock gazzes, regular as clockwork, every Friday morning. He'a a little treasure xx
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Oh man, I just found out that Frog shares his candle day with none other than verbose raconteur and INTERNET LEG-END* Poofers!
I hope he celebrates with us today.
*Haha TH taught me that you can split the word 'legend' in two to make 'leg end' hahaha
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:52, Reply)
I hope he celebrates with us today.
*Haha TH taught me that you can split the word 'legend' in two to make 'leg end' hahaha
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:52, Reply)
imaghine what it would have been like before you smoked an eighth a day
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No need for that nonsense, I touched his penis and his anus, and I'll do it again, that is a promise.
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i had a motherfucking GOD of burritos yesterday. poncho 8 ftw.
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:19, Reply)
i had a motherfucking GOD of burritos yesterday. poncho 8 ftw.
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:19, Reply)
I just emailed someone to say I could "firm things up for them" FNARR!
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I feel there's a really interesting subthread to be had here about the last thing you emailed to someone!
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I just sent another to say 'Next day if I get a purchase order before 2pm'
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"Can security or whoever clears my desk chuck the pot plant away, it's dead"
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:32, Reply)
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Hi Gary,
Could I get the remote account enabled please to look into this issue?
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:34, Reply)
i said
dear sirs, we acknowledge receipt of the counter-signed S29(B) extension. our client trusts that matters will now proceed to completion without further delay. if this does not happen, we will have no alternative but to seek instructions on issuing proceedings without further recourse to you.
BOOM.
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:37, Reply)
dear sirs, we acknowledge receipt of the counter-signed S29(B) extension. our client trusts that matters will now proceed to completion without further delay. if this does not happen, we will have no alternative but to seek instructions on issuing proceedings without further recourse to you.
BOOM.
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:37, Reply)
Seems a bit harsh, why can't you solicitors try acting a bit more reasonably rather than constantly resorting to threats from the law?
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That can't be true, they've produced far too cute children for that to be the case.
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My last email was an estimate on some GUI work
which boiled down to "10 days to do it the way we've done all the other screens, 22 days to do it the fancy non-standard way the users have claimed they need".
Yeah, they're getting the regular screen.
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:50, Reply)
which boiled down to "10 days to do it the way we've done all the other screens, 22 days to do it the fancy non-standard way the users have claimed they need".
Yeah, they're getting the regular screen.
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well that wouldn't be the stuff of nightmares
given how long she's been buried
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:35, Reply)
given how long she's been buried
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:35, Reply)
This is weird
I actually had a dream last night that I was having to rescue swipes pet budgie as it had escaped and I was gifted with magically budgie calling powers.
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:43, Reply)
I actually had a dream last night that I was having to rescue swipes pet budgie as it had escaped and I was gifted with magically budgie calling powers.
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:43, Reply)
i could have done with you this morning
when the little fucker went under the tv cabinet to play with his best mates the tv cable and the budgie that lives in the shiny tv stand legs, and would NOT come out, despite me being late for work.
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:44, Reply)
when the little fucker went under the tv cabinet to play with his best mates the tv cable and the budgie that lives in the shiny tv stand legs, and would NOT come out, despite me being late for work.
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:44, Reply)
It appeared I had the gift of being able to call budgies and have them land on my finger.
Only then I tried to put him in a sort of temporary pop up canvas cage and he escaped again and then came back with lots of little budgies.
And then the doorbell rang and I realised that both I and my inconsiderate daughter had overslept.
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:47, Reply)
Only then I tried to put him in a sort of temporary pop up canvas cage and he escaped again and then came back with lots of little budgies.
And then the doorbell rang and I realised that both I and my inconsiderate daughter had overslept.
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:47, Reply)
To be fair she had got us up at 5am because she wanted some calpol. Next time I'm just gonna leave it in her cot with a spoon and she can knock herself out.
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So you dreamt about attracting a bird, then kidnapping it with intent?
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HEY EVERYONE TO CELEBRATE MY SPECIAL DAY MY NEW BIKE HAS ARRIVED!!!
The seat has VERY GAY PINK piping!!!
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:36, Reply)
The seat has VERY GAY PINK piping!!!
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:36, Reply)
this gift is still giving
www.b3ta.com/questions/corruption/post2319159#answers-post-2320358
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:58, Reply)
www.b3ta.com/questions/corruption/post2319159#answers-post-2320358
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:58, Reply)
I'm a bit bored with him now.
Although I did find it amusing that mild-mannered punster, Lokesy is considered a bully over there.
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:04, Reply)
Although I did find it amusing that mild-mannered punster, Lokesy is considered a bully over there.
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:04, Reply)
Woah, did you and pooflake come and sign up together?
You used to have to do it in person at b3ta head office in those days, didn't you?
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:13, Reply)
You used to have to do it in person at b3ta head office in those days, didn't you?
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:13, Reply)
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