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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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my trainee is scared of me today
she's never seen me lose my temper before. it's not her fault. but still, she has to share a room with me.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:23, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
she's never seen me lose my temper before. it's not her fault. but still, she has to share a room with me.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:23, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
You may as well give her good reason to be annoyed at you
I recommend spending several hours in the pub before returning home with half a meat feast pizza, brought as a peace offering.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:34, Reply)
I recommend spending several hours in the pub before returning home with half a meat feast pizza, brought as a peace offering.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:34, Reply)
fuck that, he's cleaning out the budgie and then running for miles at the gym
with me on the cross trainer behind him, so he moves faster.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:36, Reply)
with me on the cross trainer behind him, so he moves faster.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:36, Reply)
Bollocks, it will be me dragging you to the gym, you will bitch and whinge all the way and whilst we're there, then admit you're glad we went on the way home.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:39, Reply)
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:39, Reply)
I suggest to counter this strip naked at the first possible opportunity
and waggle your genitals at her. this will result in either:
1) laughter and defusing the situation
2) rumpy and indeed pumpy
3) a swift kick and lots of pain
Now if you look at that statistically then a 2 in 3 chance of fun is a risk worth taking
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:35, Reply)
and waggle your genitals at her. this will result in either:
1) laughter and defusing the situation
2) rumpy and indeed pumpy
3) a swift kick and lots of pain
Now if you look at that statistically then a 2 in 3 chance of fun is a risk worth taking
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:35, Reply)
You forgot the more likely:
4) A withering (literally) look of contempt, an immense feeling of shame
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:38, Reply)
4) A withering (literally) look of contempt, an immense feeling of shame
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:38, Reply)
Nah that one never happens
With this technique you have to REALLY commit to the waggling no half hearted shaking
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:39, Reply)
With this technique you have to REALLY commit to the waggling no half hearted shaking
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:39, Reply)
Are the people who do the filing in the same building as you?
Could you not ask them if they have a system or if they'd know what sort of place they might be?
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:25, Reply)
Could you not ask them if they have a system or if they'd know what sort of place they might be?
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:25, Reply)
well, i found the leases i do have
chucked willynilly into a box marked "historic deeds".
human laziness on the part of former colleagues who are no longer with us.
because they left, not because i killed them.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:27, Reply)
chucked willynilly into a box marked "historic deeds".
human laziness on the part of former colleagues who are no longer with us.
because they left, not because i killed them.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:27, Reply)
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