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David Rodigan
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(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 7:37, 164 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Oh man, roughly 40% of the populol page is people mocking Dozer.
Finally, a use for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 7:52, Reply)
Only 17% mocking your embarrassingly autistic collection of links.
Sorry, links EPIC FAILZZZ!!!1!!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 7:55, Reply)
Hey, that's a man's life work right there
Bit cruel to mock him for it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:19, Reply)
yes, it's certainly a simile for something!
How's your morbidly obese wife?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 7:58, Reply)
I thought Dozer was the best one here?
He'a certainly a fan of mine.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 7:59, Reply)
soz m8, just consulting my Roget's before I post.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:01, Reply)
I dunno, he's become an easy target, it's time to start bullying someone else.
You know who's a prick? Frog, always pushing his bird agenda in our faces, let's bully him.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:04, Reply)
Yeah, frog, that dildo. His socks are shit too.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:08, Reply)
shut up bear pookie

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:15, Reply)
You can try, but just make sure you get those kettles PAT tested ASAP first, you ginger sparky retard.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:12, Reply)
UH OH!!!!
Personal Identification Number number!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:15, Reply)
Trustee Savings Bank Bank!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:17, Reply)
UH-OH!!!!
Person doesn't work in the building industry thinks he knows better even though it's a standard industry term despite the obvious language error!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:18, Reply)
As Dozer can tell you at length, just because a lot of people believe something doesn't make it right.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:21, Reply)
Is that length about 2 inches on a good day?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:21, Reply)
He's a little taller than that

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:35, Reply)
Yes, perhaps you'd be best going back to 'technically managing' breakfast biscuits, knobcheese.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:22, Reply)
Soz I'll leave the building industry chat to you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:39, Reply)
Man, you're all falling like dominoes today, PWND!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:39, Reply)
Actually, if you listen carefully all the pros call it PA-testing

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:25, Reply)
You don't though, because you're unprofessional and a liability.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:26, Reply)
UH-OH!!!!
b3ta.com/search/answers/89553?q=pat+testing
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:28, Reply)
That was before i got the job.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:34, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:35, Reply)
I can' even swim.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:36, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:37, Reply)
they test their cock piercings?
Kinky.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:28, Reply)
Wot?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:36, Reply)
A 'PA' is a cock piercing.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:37, Reply)
Why do you know that?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:43, Reply)
I'M INSTALLING FIRE ALARMS TODAY ACTUALLY!
*runs off sobbing*
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:24, Reply)
U NO I LUV U BBZ

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:25, Reply)
I know. I feel it in my heart.
And my winky.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:26, Reply)
I heard he once absent-mindedly tapped his foot to a Lostprophets song.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:19, Reply)
Hey 'Last Summer' was a feel good hit! I WASN'T TO KNOW!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:21, Reply)
HE EVEN KNOWS THE NAME OF IT SEX CASE HANG HIM

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:22, Reply)
This isn't QOTW where you can direct any tiny piece of information to making someone look like a paedo.
Although there, as well as here, no one gives a shit and your one joke is terribly old and unfunny. HTH
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:24, Reply)
I heard that popular internet archivist 'Amorous Badger' sexually abused a toddler in his care.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:22, Reply)
Yeah, like anyone'll believe that.
Everyone knows I'm not popular.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:23, Reply)
Don't be stupid
He doesn't get that sort of responsibility. He just gets to wear a dress and mop the floors, like an anorexic girl singing "I want to break free"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:23, Reply)
Sorry, not "gets"
"Wants"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:23, Reply)
You say that like it's a bad thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:30, Reply)
It would probably win the internet forever if you did it and posted a video

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:35, Reply)
Frog has already won the entire internet with his pithy put-downs

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:43, Reply)
Well this can't be right, there's nothing on the popular page to back this up you big fat fibber.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:49, Reply)
I mean this could *sound* a bit like you have quite a dry, sarcastic and in some ways mean sense of humour, and don't really mean this statement, which I simply refuse to believe.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:51, Reply)
My crippling autism prevents me from seeing humour in anything

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:54, Reply)
While your posts may lack popular appeal, they are widely regarded by academics as 'top internetting'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:53, Reply)
Yes my 'output' on teh intrawebz is not lowest common denominator pulp for the masses, it's for the more discerning internet geek, like you.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:55, Reply)
I'm an avid collector of your early works on AOL chat rooms.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:00, Reply)
Ah, 'the archive' eh????

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:01, Reply)
Dunno what one of those is soz
Alt:
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:10, Reply)
'alroght' tuib

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:13, Reply)
'yor'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:16, Reply)
Well that's a relief!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:17, Reply)
^ cruelly keeping a moribund cat alive so he can fuck it ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:19, Reply)
Too far.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:22, Reply)

Is something the cat has never said yet
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:24, Reply)
well quite.
She's a cat. She can't speak.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:25, Reply)
Apart from to croak piteously, killlllll meeee

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:34, Reply)
Alt, I'm Rory today, who are you? I may be sportscow later though, I haven't decided yet.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:30, Reply)
shut up bear pookie

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:33, Reply)
I miss bear pookie

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:37, Reply)
I still think he and the doc share a brain.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:38, Reply)
CQ's brain.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:41, Reply)
What? Really? How?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:39, Reply)
I got pissed with Bear Pookie once, he's alright.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:41, Reply)
Sorry, forgot to finish the sentence
I meant I miss bear pookie getting bullied
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:43, Reply)
no, you're a knob and nobody would miss you if you died
Except Kent & Medway NHS Trust, they'd get fewer complaints about your bum fingering technique.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:36, Reply)
Why don't you be one of the posters that's not here anymore. So we don't have to read your drivel.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:37, Reply)
LOL!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:37, Reply)
it's a publicly announced click from me!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:38, Reply)
Does this mean I have to be a doctor?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:55, Reply)
Richard Blackwood
Alt: dunno
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:45, Reply)
David Essex
*rocks on*

Alt: vas deferens
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:52, Reply)
How is the gleaming turd of the south coast Pompey today?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:53, Reply)
Hot
Hot and rancid
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:54, Reply)
Same old same old, why don't you move up into the country just north of Pompey?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:56, Reply)
Probably will one day
The kids have started school now, so I'm reluctant to move them just yet. Also, we can't really afford it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:58, Reply)
It's fair dos expensive round here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:06, Reply)
Ah David Essex, the housewives' favourite lovable gypsy rogue

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:57, Reply)
Every clahds got a silvah...linin'!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:59, Reply)
I need to be in Portland sq in 4 minutes, my train has just pootled through clapham
I may be late
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:54, Reply)
Haha London eh!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:58, Reply)
Is that bad?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:01, Reply)
It ain't great.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:05, Reply)
Now stopped outside Waterloo...I guess 40 mins late

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:07, Reply)
How does it feel?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:28, Reply)
He's not very black, for a black, is he?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:00, Reply)
David Essex? No

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:28, Reply)

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