Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh man, roughly 40% of the populol page is people mocking Dozer.Finally, a use for it.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 7:52,
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Only 17% mocking your embarrassingly autistic collection of links.Sorry,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 7:55,
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Hey, that's a man's life work right there Bit cruel to mock him for it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:19,
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yes, it's certainly a simile for something!How's your morbidly obese wife?
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I thought Dozer was the best one here?He'a certainly a fan of mine.
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I dunno, he's become an easy target, it's time to start bullying someone else. You know who's a prick? Frog, always pushing his bird agenda in our faces, let's bully him.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:04,
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You can try, but just make sure you get those kettles PAT tested ASAP first, you ginger sparky retard.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:12,
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UH OH!!!!Personal Identification Number number!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:15,
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UH-OH!!!!Person doesn't work in the building industry thinks he knows better even though it's a standard industry term despite the obvious language error!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:18,
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As Dozer can tell you at length, just because a lot of people believe something doesn't make it right.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:21,
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Is that length about 2 inches on a good day?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:21,
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He's a little taller than that(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:35,
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Yes, perhaps you'd be best going back to 'technically managing' breakfast biscuits, knobcheese.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:22,
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Soz I'll leave the building industry chat to you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:39,
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Man, you're all falling like dominoes today, PWND!!!!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:39,
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Actually, if you listen carefully all the pros call it PA-testing(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:25,
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You don't though, because you're unprofessional and a liability. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:26,
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UH-OH!!!!b3ta.com/search/answers/89553?q=pat+testing
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:28,
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That was before i got the job. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:34,
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I can' even swim. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:36,
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Why do you know that? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:43,
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I'M INSTALLING FIRE ALARMS TODAY ACTUALLY! *runs off sobbing*
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:24,
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I know. I feel it in my heart. And my winky.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:26,
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I heard he once absent-mindedly tapped his foot to a Lostprophets song.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:19,
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Hey 'Last Summer' was a feel good hit! I WASN'T TO KNOW!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:21,
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HE EVEN KNOWS THE NAME OF IT SEX CASE HANG HIM(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:22,
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This isn't QOTW where you can direct any tiny piece of information to making someone look like a paedo.Although there, as well as here, no one gives a shit and your one joke is terribly old and unfunny. HTH
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:24,
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I heard that popular internet archivist 'Amorous Badger' sexually abused a toddler in his care.(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:22, Reply)
Yeah, like anyone'll believe that.Everyone knows I'm not popular.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:23,
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Don't be stupid He doesn't get that sort of responsibility. He just gets to wear a dress and mop the floors, like an anorexic girl singing "I want to break free"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:23,
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You say that like it's a bad thing.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:30,
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It would probably win the internet forever if you did it and posted a video (
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:35,
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Frog has already won the entire internet with his pithy put-downs(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:43,
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Well this can't be right, there's nothing on the popular page to back this up you big fat fibber.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:49,
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I mean this could *sound* a bit like you have quite a dry, sarcastic and in some ways mean sense of humour, and don't really mean this statement, which I simply refuse to believe.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:51,
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My crippling autism prevents me from seeing humour in anything(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:54,
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While your posts may lack popular appeal, they are widely regarded by academics as 'top internetting'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:53,
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Yes my 'output' on teh intrawebz is not lowest common denominator pulp for the masses, it's for the more discerning internet geek, like you.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:55,
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I'm an avid collector of your early works on AOL chat rooms.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:00,
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