so oscar pistorius went out on the piss and got into another fight
and is blaming it on being "lonely". what's the worst excuse you've heard all week?

alt: allegedly the world's most boring woman is up the duff again. who cares? do you care?

www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/10964563/Thousand-boys-disappear-from-school-system.html

comment on the above or ask your own questions. GO!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:38, 9 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Are you keeping it?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:43, Reply)

clickin dis

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:45, Reply)

officelol

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:45, Reply)

i hope you sit on a staple
and your arse gets infected
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:46, Reply)

Z to the I to the N to the G

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:51, Reply)

This:
As you may be aware we have had significant issues with supply teachers recently. Yesterday, the supply teacher that year 3 had showed the children a ‘You Tube’ clip which was completely inappropriate and unacceptable. I have reported the teacher to ‘Just Teachers’ (the supply agency) and sent a long letter of complaint, copying some correspondence from yourselves. They have responded that they are investigating the complaint and their safeguarding team is now involved. I have requested that I receive the outcomes of their investigation and will then escalate the complaint as necessary.

I really need to apologise that this has come on the back of a series of issues in year 3 this year and an unacceptable number of supply teachers. [Teacher named and shamed] has had significant absence this year and often this has been at very short notice to ourselves. While we always try to cover internally wherever possible, this is not always simplistic and straight forward.

Whilst I cannot go into detail I want to let you know that all of these these issues have been taken very seriously.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:48, Reply)

Guy rang into the office wanting all sorts of info on machines and prices - including profit margins and competitor contact info
Didn't want to give his name because he'd be 'inundated with sales calls' and his 'time was too valuable'. Bellend didn't withhold his number though - I traced it to sheltered elderly accommodation near Aberdeen. Spoke with the warden - she knew who it was immediately. Apparently the bellend was once a buyer for a large company but retired 20 years ago.
Alt: DFKDFC
An unshakable belief in a certain type of sky pixie does not make you above the law, it makes you certifiably insane. Either lock them up in jail or detain them under section 28.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:51, Reply)

Old Pistols had a drink yawn
Alt who?

link, religious nutters are religious and nuts

my question: why god why
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:51, Reply)

Oscar Pissedorius!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:52, Reply)