Some flucken count thinks my phone line is a fax machine and has tried to send something through 32 times despite me phoning the prick to inform him we don't do faxes and to email it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:25, 5 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I don't understand this.
I can't remember the last time I saw a stand-alone fax machine. They're all attached to multi-function printers. Can't the useless cunt email scan it?
( Kroney, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:28, Reply)

Its from a company that usually emails stuff, almost daily. What a cunt.
It also has meant I have answered my phone 32 times to hear a fax beep, but I can't not answer it because there are proper calls in between. It's fucking irritating.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:33, Reply)

i'm sooooooooooooo going to do this to you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:34, Reply)

Thankfully you wouldn't know how

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:59, Reply)

MY SECRETARY WOULD!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 17:02, Reply)

Do it then, I know you like me being in a foul mood.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 17:07, Reply)

We've been trying to withdraw support of fax, but people keep whinging that they have to be able to send timesheets.
Turns out the question "can you not use the scanner that's on the same machine you're faxing from?" often offends.
( Kroney, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:40, Reply)

I asked someone to scan something for me and I ended up with a photocopy :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:42, Reply)

People on this floor print out emails and walk over to us to query something on it.
This experience is why I reacted so angrily to Nakers' classic "I print out emails and file them" troll.
( Kroney, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:45, Reply)

I like the phone calls to let me know someone has sent me an email

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:59, Reply)

Just had one of those
I'd already replied and assented by email.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 17:01, Reply)

Sorry.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:30, Reply)

this happened to my friend at uni
some berk put their phone number on a flyer instead of his own fax number; they got loads of fax machines trying their number again and again and again...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:33, Reply)

By friend you mean you
by flyer you mean sex chat line,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:49, Reply)

A 'fax machine'?
How quaint.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:35, Reply)

you'd be surprised how many legal documents get faxed
if you've got historic deeds that didn't envisage email, a huge number of them permit/require service by fax. similarly, it's a valid method of filing documents at court. it'll be necessary for a long time yet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:43, Reply)

And they say the law moves with the times

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:46, Reply)

it does
with the times it was created. you can't take a deed that was created 20 years ago and say, "imma unilaterally change this so that i can serve by email". it wouldn't be valid!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:47, Reply)

Scan to file
Send file
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:51, Reply)

Who still does faxes?
Send a fucken carrier pigeon or blow smoke rings.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:44, Reply)

see above
also, i would never accept service of court documents by email, unless it's a one-off and i am on the phone whilst we are exchanging.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:44, Reply)

Yeah me too

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:47, Reply)

You on commission?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:48, Reply)

no
just dealing with a LOT of old documents.

some of them stink.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:50, Reply)

I blow smoke rings
because I am sexy and cool
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:50, Reply)