I was going to wash my car this morning. Fuck that in this heat. I'm going to sit in my garden instead.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:34, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

i just got a truly horrific image of you washing your car like an american cheerleader on a fund raising drive
all cut-off denim shorts and soap suds and lying across the bonnet to wink at the driver...

fuck, there goes my peanut butter toast and orange juice :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:43, Reply)

You have some very perculiar thoughts.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:44, Reply)

i am still rocking

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:47, Reply)

I am actually wearing knee length navy blue shorts and a light grey t-shirt. Oh, and M&S pants.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:49, Reply)

i will say that sounds better, phew
doubtless some wag will be along soon to ask if the knee length shorts were intended to be hotpants...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:53, Reply)

GIVE ME MY POSING POUCH BACK!!!!

( Kroney, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:01, Reply)

I wash my car when its no longer black

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:46, Reply)

Mine is supposed to be black.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:47, Reply)

So is mine
hence it needs a wash. Also it needs the boot hoovered as its full of turf mud
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:56, Reply)

The interior of mine is a tip, thanks to my kid.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:11, Reply)

You should always put up plastic sheeting prior to dismembering a body

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:13, Reply)

Thanks, Brick Top.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:14, Reply)

Feeling better?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:15, Reply)

I can't wash mine at all at the moment.
It's got a hole in the side.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:52, Reply)

It's called a window. Close it & you won't get the interior wet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:53, Reply)

It's a rust hole on the sill.
I found it when I poked the car with a screwdriver
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:55, Reply)

Didn't you use a magnet on the car before you bought it? That's helps with finding hidden rust as well as filler.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 9:57, Reply)

I'm pretty good with Golfs, I know where the major rust spots are and they're all solid.
This one was hidden under a bad repair. I found it after winter. You'd better believe I did the magnet trick once I found that. Rest of the car seems solid.

I'm still having it checked by the body shop, mind.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:00, Reply)

I've got a patch of rust on the corner of the door on my polo
Luckily its only surface rust so a sand back, treat, fill and spray will sort it. Only bit of rust on a 20 year old car. Not bad methinks.
( Peej, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:14, Reply)

THERE'S A BIT OF RUST ON YOUR FACE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:15, Reply)