I have cycled 12 miles round the various paths of Hyde park.
Lovely evening out there innit. I'm going to open a pint sized can of Stella now and drink it on the balcony like a chav on holiday. Which, in many ways, I am.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:13, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

I wish I had a balcony

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:17, Reply)

They are hers rather than mine. I only have two gardens.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:18, Reply)

well they do make your moobs look fantastic

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:19, Reply)

We will have a balcony when we get the pub, it's a bit of a crap view though.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:22, Reply)

I'd much rather have a balcony than a garden, it's a good vantage point to evade pesky neighbours

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:24, Reply)

Where abouts is this pub?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:24, Reply)

Near where we live, Kentville. Debating whether to flog the house or not, I say yes, wife , kid and accountant say no.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:37, Reply)

Gaz me which one, I want to know if I've been there.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:38, Reply)

Listen to accountant. Ignore wife.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:40, Reply)

If I had a balcony at the back of my place - the view is over open countryside
It'd be awesome
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:27, Reply)

I love mine
it's a bit small though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:38, Reply)

UH-OH!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:39, Reply)

What about your balcony?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:52, Reply)

ba-dum-tish

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:01, Reply)