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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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alright fatties
Lunch thread, yeah?

I'm having roast swan with braised snails, a few lines of Charlie and nine pints of Stowford Press.

You ghastly plebs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:18, 231 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Me too!
What are the odds?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:19, Reply)
Swan? How dreadfully common.
I'm having fried peregrine falcon.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:19, Reply)
Shut up Vagabond you prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:21, Reply)
fuckin pleb
im havin my dodo cooked sous vide with a side order of thylacine
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:24, Reply)
I'm eating a salad of roasted beetroot, with carrots and sweetcorn
Some chilli and basil/coriander in it too. All out of my garden, bar the sweetcorn
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Oh spotters I hadn't realised you had gone all gay

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:30, Reply)
Sorry man
It was nice but needed MOAR MEAT ala Jaysum
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:39, Reply)
crunk juice and tropical fruit skittles

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:23, Reply)
all of your five a day in one meal

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:24, Reply)
i used to have ten a day but ive cut right down

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:27, Reply)
yeah, now you just have e-fruits

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:38, Reply)
In a gastropub?
I'm going shopping for curry ingredients .Any suggestions for recipes, two vegi and two nommy meat?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:24, Reply)
yeah:
1) Set your balls on fire.
2) Kill yourself.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:26, Reply)
which is the vegi option?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:27, Reply)
diced chicken/beef, jar of sharwoods, add some microwave rice. done.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:28, Reply)
do half rice half chips for special occasions

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:33, Reply)
Yes.
Buy some 'fuck' for the veggie one, add some 'off'to the meat one, then mix them together.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:29, Reply)
do a samber
hot and spicy with lemons. excellent dish.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:31, Reply)
Curry is meaty slop for commoners.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:35, Reply)
And wobbly-heads.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:35, Reply)
They're not people are they?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:41, Reply)
What's David Gray got to do with this?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:41, Reply)
Might have a sandwich

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:26, Reply)
Spiced Chicken and rice (with peas in it).

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:31, Reply)
Just sorted out a selection of nice cheeses and a glass of red

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:31, Reply)
went out with boyce and berk and lusty the other night
we managed to polish off £80 of cheese between 4 of us. #prouds.

frog doesn't count, as he had a gay pork chop instead.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:35, Reply)
Sounds grand

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:46, Reply)
King prawn and creme fresh pasta with fresh peas and mint

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:31, Reply)
peas suck

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:38, Reply)

peas I
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:47, Reply)
bonzo, your mum signed in as you again...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:48, Reply)
Get it right.
AIDSmum.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:02, Reply)
does bonzo have an aidsmum?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:03, Reply)
HE DOES NOW!
*zips*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:20, Reply)
smoooooooooooooooooooth

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:22, Reply)
Oh know ghost mum typing

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:02, Reply)
i went to m&s on my way home from cornwall
so i have a super wholefood nutty salad with bean and tahini dressing.

and a massive sack full of cornish fudge, cinder toffee, chocolate covered cinder toffee, peanut brittle, rocky road, 4 jars of john bull's fizzy drops (cola, lemonade, orange and dandelion and burdock flavours) and a huge box of cornish biscuits that i shall put out for the masses at 2pm.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:33, Reply)
and i got one (1) piece of fudge???

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:36, Reply)
haha povvo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:37, Reply)
yes
you got 100grams of banana fudge, because you are a mouthwrong.

plus a designer pair of board shorts, a t-shirt and all your shopping from m&s for the next week.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:38, Reply)
Still no sign of that money though ;{)

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:39, Reply)
i spent it on board shorts
and eurostar tickets
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:39, Reply)
Eurostar?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:40, Reply)
this big train thing
www.eurostar.com/
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:41, Reply)
Yeah I know what it is, I kind of live by it don't i. Where are you going now?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:43, Reply)
copenhagen on a girls' weekend later in the year
new york in november
barbados at christmas

that's about it, so far...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:47, Reply)
FFS thats another new one, plus you forgot spain

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:49, Reply)
oh yeah
and spain!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:56, Reply)
Thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:42, Reply)
My pleasure.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:43, Reply)
Did you pack it
Ahahaha
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:47, Reply)
I'll probably just eat whatever slop being served in the canteen

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:33, Reply)
i hope its curry

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:45, Reply)
Chicken kievs.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:51, Reply)
in a roll?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:51, Reply)
With chips and peas.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:52, Reply)
okay i will have that please, double peas for me

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:55, Reply)
Double peas is an extra 10p

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:58, Reply)
FORGET IT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:59, Reply)
Hope it's chips, it's chips.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:52, Reply)
I have just made a wholewheat cheese and onion roll with salad cream on it.
A Gralic Brussells pate roll with cuke. Packet of Prawn Cocktail and half a pot of garlic stuffed olives.

CUP OF FACKIN ROSIE LEE.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:49, Reply)
Cup of tea, good idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:51, Reply)
Everything starts with a tea.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:52, Reply)
I've got some lovely Ceylon off that Twinings company.
The tea they have at the office is utter shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:53, Reply)
Try Yorkshire Gold.
Tea of champions.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:55, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:24, Reply)
I just read this as
Six pints of strong lager and a pickled onion.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:52, Reply)
You're following me aren't you?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:53, Reply)
I want to be near you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:54, Reply)
Typical.
The women want to get with me, the men want to be me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:55, Reply)
I've cut my foot off to emulate you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:58, Reply)
#HARDCORE FAN.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:58, Reply)
I dunno, who cares really

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:49, Reply)
Yeah. Fine. How are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:51, Reply)
Oh, you know, the usual
The world is cruel and unforgiving, staring into a dark void, everyone's a prick except me, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:42, Reply)
Me! I care!*
*I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:52, Reply)
The guy I'm working with is a brummie.
All he talks about is channing people and fighting and drinking and how hard he is, but he's a nice guy really, and he likes Britain first and i just want him to shut up and go away.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:56, Reply)
I'm a Brummie.
He doesn't reflect my views; he sounds like a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:00, Reply)
He's hard as nails , and doesn't take shit,
Road rage is his nick name but he loves his daughter but wants to kill her boyfriend and he's just so funny and oh god kill me.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:02, Reply)
Does he fantasise about torturing hypothetical nonces?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:05, Reply)
I don't want to ask.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:06, Reply)
Because he might think you're one.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:09, Reply)
"Why are you asking me about nonces? Are you a fucking nonce or something? Nah, only joking mate, you're alright you are"

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:10, Reply)
he sounds like a proper Cranzo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:00, Reply)
Start saying even more outlandish brag hard man bullshit and see what he does.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:01, Reply)
I remember the time when winders took out an entire fully armed chapter of the hells angles

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:05, Reply)
With one well placed shot of hard jism.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:06, Reply)
I mentioned I rode motorcycles and now he's telling me about his hells angels mates.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:07, Reply)
bound to be something about a shooting at a heavy metal festival
or some door man shenanigans
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:09, Reply)
what he means is that he has watched 'Sons of Anarchy'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:09, Reply)
Slap him round the face with your bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:03, Reply)
now you know what happened in tesco when you did that

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:03, Reply)
I got given free pants

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:05, Reply)
NUT SLAP, I DON'T TAKE CRAP. BEBBEH!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:04, Reply)
He should shout that whilst wielding his pendulous sack

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:06, Reply)
to the tune of love shack

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:07, Reply)
standard bruv

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:09, Reply)
If you see some massive balls at the side of the road
Then get your stu-pid face around my nuuuuuuuutsack.

Nut sack, bebbeh!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Tell him about the time a guy asked you if you sold pig snacks at your pub
and you dragged him to the bogs and straight-up murdered him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:04, Reply)
tell him you reverted to Islam last year

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:05, Reply)
I'm having airport pints woo!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:03, Reply)
best of all the pints

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:05, Reply)
Most expensive

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:07, Reply)
Most expensive

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:07, Reply)
Pardon?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:07, Reply)
do they cost twice as much?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:08, Reply)
They ain't cheap!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:08, Reply)
Most expensive

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:08, Reply)
Most expensive

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:09, Reply)
They ain't cheap!

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:10, Reply)
It's the cost of them that concerns me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:12, Reply)
I heard it's about £3.90 for a pint.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:13, Reply)
SIGN ME UP!
I'd hack my right foot off for that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:14, Reply)
errr....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:25, Reply)
Just shy of four quid mate
or three, i forget which was around it goes
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:14, Reply)
Just to clarify, it's £3.90 a pint
Which I thought was pretty reasonable.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:11, Reply)
Barg!
Not like "dat lundun".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:13, Reply)
I'm having a cup of tea

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:09, Reply)
Take a little trip with me!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:12, Reply)
Alright plums
I just had an onion bargy anda bottle of Lucozade Sport Isotonic Performance Fuel Caribbean Burst. Can't say it put me in the mood to do any sports.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:14, Reply)
i'm eating my tiny little whole food salad, at 250 calories
upstairs is doing street food day, some kind of chorizo crap, some fish thing, and a chestnut mushroom and vegetable jambalaya. gaaaah.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:21, Reply)
Jambalaya - that sounds like the sort of thing Winders colleague would give a kicking for eating.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:23, Reply)
Chorizo is nom.
Chorizo jambalaya would be nom.

I want a beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:24, Reply)
THESE WERE THE OPTIONS. I LOVE THE TYPO IN THE FISH OPTION
Grilled rainbow trout with a parsley & chive butter, minted new poetess and roasted fennel

Jerk Chicken Jambalaya (THIS DEFINITELY HAD CHORIZO IN IT, WHICH I DO NOT THINK IS TRADITIONAL JAMAICAN STYLE, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW?)

Vegetable & brown rice Jambalaya

Grilled bratwurst with pickles & mustard
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:41, Reply)
What typo?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:42, Reply)
maybe i have made a non-cannibalistic assumption

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:42, Reply)
Minted Female Poet is a luxury in some parts.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:45, Reply)
Chorizo is overrated.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:27, Reply)
Tansads, eh?
'Member them? Eh? Tansads? What were all that about?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:51, Reply)
fellas with fannies?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:55, Reply)
Im eating strawberry flavour grapes.
What the fuck is up with this planet?!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:55, Reply)
Wanna try those pineberries

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:55, Reply)
is that the same but pineapple?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:58, Reply)
They were marketed as pineapple flavoured strawberries, but I think they're really just a different type of berry

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:59, Reply)
Yeah same here. These grapes are of a dubious size. They seem to come in bunches though
Dirty bastards
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:02, Reply)
You stupid fucking fruity Gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:02, Reply)
You used to like me, Winders :(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:03, Reply)

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